Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[News Babe]

New account, says the guy with less than a week.

If NP2 is a way to keep people in check, making it unreliable is the surest way to drive people away from it. Dick makes 0$ but he wants it up for some reason, this does't benefit his position whatsoever.

Isn't constantly getting shut down because of payment processing issues unreliable payment stuff?

Why does Null have to ? Why did Dick bring that up?

 

[tantric_depressive]

Hey it's not like they're the only source for the wild claims. They're just the source of a lot of them. There's a common thread of twisted logic to all of the exaggeration and it isn't hard for any random person to pick it up and run with it.

Shit, that's what makes following all the drama so much fun anyway, besides the laughs. The combination of autism and internet just makes for the most amazing of fuckery

Oh no it can't be that NP2 is a ego trip so he can get asspats for being based and redpilled

Right here, his ego's been his fatal flaw whether he was gayopped, or just decided he had to get petty n vengeful. He set this all in motion either way

 

[Seeans]

Isn't constantly getting shut down because of payment processing issues unreliable payment stuff?

Yes, that's my point.

Why does Null have to ? Why did Dick bring that up?

Because he's seething and wishes it was cleaned.

 

[Toast Sandwich]

Just spewing random from a random no name account is not funny. Godwinson and PPP get to do it because they are funny and no how to play the character. Days old accounts doing it just makes themselves look like exceptional individuals.

Yeah at least be like @PakiLover and be so blunt and over the top that it almost looks like a parody.

 

[News Babe]

Yes, that's my point.



Because he's seething and wishes it was cleaned.

I'll admit I may be 100% wrong and it really was payment processors.... It just all seems too convienent.
At best, it's using situation as leverage to protect his fragile ego. At worse he's taking his ball and going home till he gets what he wants.

 

[Seeans]

Just to be clear, I'm not saying he didn't took some acid and did it. But it's extremely idiotic and doesn't benefit him, and creates misstrust for the platform even if you are ignoring this drama.

People get mad when they don't get paid.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

to be honest, Maddox actually won. The reason Dax wont ever shut up about Maddox is that he's very upset about spending the past 3 years stirring Maddox Porridge in that ugly whore. Maybe the Godzilla Podcast was named after her looks.
Either way, Dax Herrera is not funny. This whole situation has proven that even more. He's a soy filled cry baby bitch living in a garage and banging a 2/10 bipolar horse faced whore.
It's entertaining seeing him sperg out so much and threaten people. No one really wants to see that woman naked though jesus christ.

*Dax makes over a million dollars on Patreon*

"Maddox actually won"

 

[KingofNothing]

Making fun of Dick being assblasted about this thread(because he is) is one thing, but claiming he nuked NewProject2 is some retarded bigbrain op is ridiculous. Money is like the one thing he takes seriously

Are you joking? Banks won't even tell you why you were booted. Undewriting is a trade secret.

Frankly, Dick was lucky he made that one guy panic into giving up Discover as the culprit the last time this happened.

 

[itsoktobewhite]

Money is like the one thing he takes seriously

Shocking

 

[Popper Whiting]

*Dax makes over a million dollars on Patreon*

"Maddox actually won"

Nobody wins. Being an e-celebrity is like playing the slots, you may pull that lever and get your three corncobs in a row and the machine spits lots of coins at you. But the longer you sit there pulling that lever, the more you lose no matter how many times the machine makes dinging sounds and gives you 5 bucks in pennies. It may not be monetary loss, but there is always loss of something, usually dignity.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Nobody wins. Being an e-celebrity is like playing the slots, you may pull that lever and get your three corncobs in a row and the machine spits lots of coins at you. But the longer you sit there pulling that lever, the more you lose no matter how many times the machine makes a dinging sounds and gives you 5 bucks in pennies. It may not be monetary loss, but there is always loss of something, usually dignity.

Cute

But there's no way you can say Maddox is better off than Dax

 

[Crystal Golem]

My e-celeb can beat up your e-celeb.

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

My e-celeb can beat up your e-celeb.

My e-celeb won't be cleared to fight due to substance abuse issues but he could totally beat up your e-celeb for 5k.

 

[Freedom Fries]

Nobody wins. Being an e-celebrity is like playing the slots, you may pull that lever and get your three corncobs in a row and the machine spits lots of coins at you. But the longer you sit there pulling that lever, the more you lose no matter how many times the machine makes dinging sounds and gives you 5 bucks in pennies. It may not be monetary loss, but there is always loss of something, usually dignity.

counterpoint, PewDiePie

 

[Crystal Golem]

My e-celeb won't be cleared to fight due to substance abuse issues but he could totally beat up your e-celeb for 5k.

Nuh-uh. Plus my e-celeb gots all the newest game consoles and a trampoline.

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

Nuh-uh. Plus my e-celeb gots all the newest game consoles and a trampoline.

Yeah well my e-celeb is so cool he deals with hardcore gangs like the triads and fucks the hottest sloppy seconds camgirls. I bet your e-celeb doesn't even live in a garage.

 

[Popper Whiting]

Cute

But there's no way you can say Maddox is better off than Dax

It's not cute it is spot on.

Yes it is possible for someone to lose harder than another, and given the fact that it is Maddox that possibility is more than a certainty. Just don't kid yourself that there is winning involved, especially with this type of e-celeb.

counterpoint, PewDiePie

He still lost his privacy, had sponsors pull out on him, and has to deal with the ADL and others nipping at his heels constantly for a joke. James Rolfe got dog piled for simply refusing to review an obviously shitty movie remake where even his family members copped flack. Reviewbrah got stalked. Trust me there is always loss.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Happy 201 Pages Everyone!

Nobody wins. Being an e-celebrity is like playing the slots, you may pull that lever and get your three corncobs in a row and the machine spits lots of coins at you. But the longer you sit there pulling that lever, the more you lose no matter how many times the machine makes dinging sounds and gives you 5 bucks in pennies. It may not be monetary loss, but there is always loss of something, usually dignity.

Where do I sign up to make Daxbucks? I'll be thr biggest lolcow on earth if it means pulling in a near quarter million salary.

 

[Popper Whiting]

Happy 201 Pages Everyone!

Where do I sign up to make Daxbucks? I'll be the biggest lolcow on earth if it means pulling in a near quarter million salary.

The lazier option would be complain about SJWs on youtube with a European accent, tweet gay porn at people poking fun at you, threaten to not rape a public figure before backing out of that statement with 'well maybe after a couple of pints', claim you're being oppressed and open up a kick-fund-me and a teesprings. Entirely up to you if you want join a political party for the free milkshakes and kippers. You'll still pull about $20,000 a month doing that if you're exceptional enough.

 

[Laura Loomer]

Homecoming king? Mansion in the hollywood hills? Yeah it was Dick trolling PPP by getting him mad with low effort jokes.

I'd say that "trolling" Dick was doing backfired pretty spectacularly...