Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

[Canadian Tire]

Oh man, DSP really is an autism magnet.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

This is just a thought I’ve been having for a while, and please explain why I am wrong, but what if all of this stuff about Kat wanting to leave or being unhappy is not true? I’m not saying they are in a healthy or even happy and deeply loving relationship, but what if they are both truly content with each other?

This is my thought process. Both Phil and Kat are legit autistic losers who are nothing good to look at. Kat was living in shithole Michigan with a shit tier job for her age and Phil lives as a man baby in nice Seattle. They both don’t seem to know how real human interaction works and based on the food Phil has liked in the past I wouldn’t be surprised if he actually enjoys her shitty cooking. Honestly, I think in some ways they are perfect for each other and I don’t know if either could do any better. Am I wrong?

I think this is a perfect summary of their relationship. If Kat wanted to leave, she would have by now. She's already shown she doesn't have a problem jumping ship and upending her life at a moment's notice, and I'm sure she could find some lonely/gullible dude who'd let her couch surf.

This is just going off of the few details Phil has revealed, but it doesn't seem like Khet does too much in the way of soulmaiding. With Leanna, it seemed like Phil actually made demands. The most infamous that comes to mind is him making her wake up when she was sick to cook him food. By all accounts, Khet does the occasional bit of cooking, apparently making a bunch of mashed potatoes, but we've also seen her "home cooked meals" are more often than not just microwaved dinners.

Content is probably the best way to describe it. For Phil, she acts as proof that he's an adult and, unlike Leanna, he doesn't have to put any effort into actually maintaining a relationship. For her, Phil gives her a place to live and a private "office" to play games in. They barely interact with one another, and I wouldn't be surprised if the only time they really even see one another is their once a week shopping trip. Some of the paypigs, and hell, some of the detractors in Phil's chat probably spend more time with him during the week then Phil and Kat spend together.

Unless we're missing a bunch of behind the scenes details, they're just glorified roommates who once a week go grocery shopping together and make the odd trip to the mall/grab fast food. I'd be amazed if they knew anything more than basic superficial details about one another.

IMO, Khet's sister is just trying to manufacture outrage as part of a scam to get money. It doesn't sound like she's been in Khet's life at all, so for her to suddenly act like a caring sister seems pretty insincere. You'd think if she was really worried about someone taking advantage of her mentally ill sister, she'd, you know, have been there at somepoint in Kat's life over the last few years to protect her. We know she has a phone and is at least fairly active on social media, but she apparently never even bothered to try and friend/reach out to Khet in all that time, since she was asking twitter rando's for contact information.

All that being said, there is certainly the possibility of drama, especially if Phil ends up talking about it on stream, but I'd strongly advise against anyone getting their hopes up on her sister actually going to the gout mansion, and I'd given an even stronger advisement not to give her any money.

 

[DiabeticSP]

I suppose its possible Kat's sister didnt know she was in Seattle? Like as far as Jenna knew Kat was probably still on the East Coast or whatever, they're both hobo tier transcient.

And now you tell this ghetto bitch her sister is married to some dude rackin in 100k+ a year and theyre a state away?

Absolutely she's gonna go for that shit, its free money. Not to mention all she's gotta do is smack talk DSP for free internet attention. She's probably got more views in that shit than the rest of her insta together.

If nothing else an estranged sister is a great way to get free room and board for a few weeks/months.

 

[Forbidden Math]

I just want to state that the last thing people should be trying to do is get some confrontation where the sister invades the WAKhando. Hoping for that is only going to lead to disappointment and likely being scammed. All people should do is sit back and laugh. Planning to get this bitch a plane ticket is gay ops, and it will end like all gay ops end, fair warning.

 

[grump]

I just want to state that the last thing people should be trying to do is get some confrontation where the sister invades the WAKhando. Hoping for that is only going to lead to disappointment and likely being scammed. All people should do is sit back and laugh. Planning to get this bitch a plane ticket is gay ops, and it will end like all gay ops end, fair warning.

I'd rather people waste money on that then another vest streak.

 

[Forbidden Math]

I'd rather people waste money on that then another vest streak.

I'd hope detractors aren't giving money for the vest streak, but that's probably optimistic hopefulness.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

I'd hope detractors aren't giving money for the vest streak, but that's probably optimistic hopefulness.

Oh they are.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

Her fingernails are dirty and gross. High as fuck in her ID photo. Room looks dirty. She's an absolute mess. Best to avoid. More importantly, don't give her any money.

Sounds like the perfect care package to drop on Dephils door

 

[MoonRocker]

She’s 100%, undoubtedly fishing for money and attention. Guarantee that some Twitter cuck is going to start a DM convo with her and inevitably send her money since it’s probably the first time in two years he’s connected with a real (somewhat white-trash attractive) female.

She’s homeless and a drug addict. She’s therefore desperate to find someone gullible enough to enable her demands.

If you’re going or be that cuck, at the very least fuck her as crazy girls are often a good lay. But for the love of God, please wrap it up and do not put your mouth anywhere near her stanky ass vagina.

Unfortunately, nothing will most likely come out of this as she won’t be able to reach Khet as Phil will make sure that his trashy and equally mentally deranged wife’s sister stays the fuck out of Renton. It’s obvious Phil implemented a no-contact to family policy on Khet and she seems to be gladly abiding by it. I don’t blame her either but at least this should produce some decent Orbiter shenanigans/ spergy moments.

 

[the khat quaffer]

If this is real and Kat is a sped, it would explain so much.

Such as when Phil needed a month to teach Kat how to drive to work. Her work is down the block and across the street.

Ma and Pa Burnell must have been so proud when Philip brought his "special" lady to meet them.

I thought it was a poorly thought out lie that Kat wanted to visit Connecticut because she wanted to see Phil's parents cats. Now I wonder.

Congratulations, Phil. Your supermodel wife is with autism.

He went from grooming underage Pandalee to grooming the mentally challenged. What a guy.

Didn't Phil also proudly announce to the detractor-filled internet, via his twitter, that Khat learned how to ... stir ... sauce? Like he sounded so proud of her for learning how to...move a spoon...

It was a few weeks ago. He said that because she mastered how to stir a spoon he could get an extra hour of streaming in, or something.

EDIT: https://twitter.com/BrazyMamo/status/1266110573336563715 / https://archive.md/c9PwJ

This is the one I've seen.

 

[Full Race Replay]

If Kat wanted to leave, she would have by now. She's already shown she doesn't have a problem jumping ship and upending her life at a moment's notice, and I'm sure she could find some lonely/gullible dude who'd let her couch surf.

I think it was LSB was said the term “Monkey-Baring” in which Kat would be mentally done with Phil but would stick around for the free room until something better comes up, such as she did with her precious boyfriend. What if that’s what Kat is doing now, but that is purely up to speculation.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Phil will make sure that his trashy and equally mentally deranged wife’s sister stays the fuck out of Renton.

How exactly do you think he's going to "make sure" of that? Dude doesn't even leave the house.

 

[MoonRocker]

How exactly do you think he's going to "make sure" of that? Dude doesn't even leave the house.

Just like he approaches everything else he wants to go away: ignore it until people lose interest and move on.

Khet doesn’t appear to have any sort of relationship with her sister and the only way to reach her would be through the pig or contacting her work place. Even if she accomplishes the latter, I don’t expect Khet to fuck up her free ride on the gravy train by allowing a homeless sister to encroach on the crappy little life she’s built for herself.

I assume the most entertainment to come from this new St Jean Family arc will be directly produced by the sister and her already trashy behavior.

But I’ve been proven wrong many times before so who knows. I might wake up one day and see a stream titled: “DSP introduces his wife’s long lost sister! And a new vest reveal at the end of stream!”

 

[Wurstbrot]

Great. We went from a catfish we couldn't identify at first to - timejump - a seemingly legit member of Khet's family. But because Phil attracts the special kinds she can't just be a normal human being, noooo, she has to be a homeless whore with all kinds of issues and isn't possibly too afraid to scam you for your last penny. Cool, Khet's real sister. Wauw, but she's untrustworthy and irresponsible to the highest degree. Phil really attracts the least gifted. Now don't be too shocked when you look in a mirror and wear a special needs helmet, the truth seems depressing. I include myself here, not even jokingly.

Recently I watched a nugget of Khet's TIHYDP of Horizon Zero Dawn, moderated by our friend way-too-loud-yelling-Theo. I'm not an autism expert, but it seemed quite off how she faced a peculiar situation:
Standing on a small mountain, she saw a base nearby on another small mountain. There was a very obvious rope tight in between those points. Can you guess what she did?
If you guess she carefully searched for an alternative route and fell down two times, you're right.
Maybe chat could help, so she looked 90° to the left (yes, the same garbage setup as Dave) and they told her to use the rope. She ignored it. Later chat told her again and she explained she has never used a rope, therefore she won't try (wtf girl, it's a game with the most obvious hint to the solution).
BTW she also used Phil terminology, the rope wasn't explained by the game but you're supposed to know that.

Great job Phil, you might not be autistic but you're so darn incompetent that your fanbase and social surrounding picks up your brainless oneliners and hold them for truth. You really attract the wheelchair symbols because you act like a wheelchair symbol. I hope you're proud exploiting the less gifted.

Your first girl was too young to comprehend, your second girl is too asperger to comprehend. Geeee, I wonder why they could just marry in the least ceremonial way without a riot by the bride, feasting in a burger shop. Geeee I wonder why Phil preferred to tweet all night instead of making love to his newly registered horse (aspergers are socially distanced and odd, have a problem with empathy and sex is super ewwww. So chances high he won't get proper underwear time).
I highly doubt he knows this, how he's spouting "autism" and "mentally retarded" everywhere; he might even think she's acting completely normal due to his inexperience with other people, feeding into his believe he's the overall smartest person in the country. I mean, look at Khet, she just learned how to properly stir a sauce.

Like dark matter attracts regular matter to form a gravitational well to form galaxies (this was oddly specific, Wurstbrot) Phil is the untouchable magnetic pull which forms bodies of special gifted. Who would have guessed by looking at this incredible man?

Spoiler

 

[millais]

Even if Jenna manages to travel to Renton, how would she get a foot into the door of the Gout Mansion? Anyone can look up the gate code for themselves, but the middle condo door will be locked and defended from the other side by an axe-wielding pigroach.

 

[Kosher Dill]

how would she get a foot into the door of the Gout Mansion?

She'll just yell "THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE IS HERE" and Kat will open the door. Works every time on aspergers.

 

[Yaniv’s Hairy Balls]

Ive been following her insta for months enjoying the show, slowly waiting.

Had no idea about Kat being on the spectrum, something was off but not that. What a gigantic piece of shit Phil is. I hope he burns for this.

Why? It’s not a debilitating disease. She’s still in total control of her faculties and in complete control of herself, she’s obviously gotten some type of therapy or treatment (seeing as how she can cook, clean, hold down a job, drive, pay bills), or is so high functioning she just needs a little extra help w social skills.
Aspergers is a very very mild form of autism that usually just has an effect on social skills and expressing yourself, being able to read people properly. Phil isn’t some big, evil, awful, terrible person for marrying her.

Let’s not blow this out of proportion like the “Phil lies on his bankruptcy forms so he’s going to go to prison and he’ll probably get raped and die in a gang war lol”.
Kat is in her late 20s early 30s which meant she went to school under Clinton’s “No Child Left Behind”, meaning she was guaranteed assistance and counseling at the states cost for any learning disabilities she may have- doubly more so if she was in foster care. US foster care is terrible but if there is a child with a physical, mental, or emotional ailment then group homes and foster parents are offered more money for their care, so they actually can have an incentive to over diagnose. You see this a lot, that’s all I’ll say about that atm so I don’t powerlevel.

Tldr she may have aspergers, she may not. It doesn’t make Phil a bad personal for fucking her as she’s clearly able to function on her own and make decisions. Also consider she was in a group home and they’re always over diagnosed and over medicated.

 

[Iron Father]

Even if Jenna manages to travel to Renton, how would she get a foot into the door of the Gout Mansion? Anyone can look up the gate code for themselves, but the middle condo door will be locked and defended from the other side by an axe-wielding pigroach.

If she's smart (...lol) she'll go to Kat's work and meet up with her sister, then Kat can Trojan her lunatic ass into the Gout Mansion.

 

[Paranoia Machine]

This just isn't happening. Unless someone pays for this hoe to fly out there; this is dead in the water. As it should be.
If anybody goes out of their way and sends her money for a flight, they are on par with gay ops fags.
But since somebody will inevitably fork out the money out of sheer retardation, at least try and get some full nudes or something for your purchase because she is not going to use that money to go see her sister.

This chick is like a step and a half above prostitute, that money will either go right into her arm or into her wardrobe. I promise you

 

[detractorzer0]

The writers never dissapoint. I hope this thot shows up at DSP's gate and Kat makes him take her in. A side note: When leanna invited her work friends over DSP hid in his office.

He won't hide, but he'll hide all of his shit.