U.S. Riots of May 2020 over George Floyd and others - ITT: a bunch of faggots butthurt about worthless internet stickers

[FrigginWeeb]

they really need to just come through here with water canons.

 

[usernames can change now!]

LITTLE CAESAR'S BEING LOOTED

 

[The Pink Panther]

I think it's official, bros.

2020 is one of the worst years in history EVER. People exaggerate 2016, but 2016 was a godsend compared to this year. So many bad things, goddamit.

 

[samuraicrack]

Only one man can save us now

 

[CIA Nigger]

Those were super targets; they had food. What you bet 99% of it was destroyed not looted?

Even regular targets in my area have food, but I bet more of them were going for high dollar consumer goods instead of food for their kids.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

The National Guard isn't going to a do a damn thing to stop these riots. Commanders aren't going to risk their Soldiers being hurt or the mess of hurting a rioter. This isn't the 1960s, the Army is extremely risk averse now because any loss or blemish can kill a career. 500 guardsmen is for presence only. They'll stand back, look cool for cameras, and do absolutely nothing.

Not sure how if at all this plays in to it but Tim Walz, the Governor of MN, was a CSM in the MN National Guard until he was very recently elected.

If the Nasty Girls have turned into that big of pussies, then just sign them all up for the Air Force because there's no fucking use in them any more.

Go back to axe handles, CS gas, and butt strokes. It worked in 1992 to remind the dindus to shit in their own hovels and get off the streets.

If it's gotten that pussified, then they get what they deserve.

 

[tampax pearl]

Some random dindu ran in front of a camera to tell the cops that "WE'RE OUTSIDE, COME OUTSIDE." oh you stupid fuck.

 

[Stuffed Derma]

AMY FUCKING KLOBUCHAR.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHA

See those things in Orbit? THOSE ARE MY FUCKING SIDES.

SCANNER SAYS THE KLOB COMIN' IN WITH HER STAPLER AND THREE RING BINDERS

 

[FrigginWeeb]

she's looking for a sandwich

 

[BubbleButt]

Gonna be a lot of coofin' Minnesotans next week.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

SCANNER SAYS THE KLOB COMIN' IN WITH HER STAPLER AND THREE RING BINDERS

It's KLOBBERING time.

 

[XYZpdq]

lol these fatties

 

[Pissmaster]

LITTLE CAESAR'S BEING LOOTED

OH NO NOT THE WORLD'S SHITTIEST PIZZA

 

[Too Many Catgirls]

Some dude said gas lines in the precinct were ruptured and that rioters had laid oxygen tanks out. People should probably vacate...

Then again maybe it's all BS.

 

[Kheapathic]

This girl saying she wants to piss us off and annoy us... that cowbell is doing it for you sister. I'm about the change the channel.

Some dude said gas lines in the precinct were ruptured and that rioters had laid oxygen tanks out. People should probably vacate...

Then again maybe it's all BS.

I'm sorry, fucking what? Is the Joker in town tonight?

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

OH NO NOT THE WORLD'S SHITTIEST PIZZA

Hey that isn't fair.

Domino's is far fucking shittier.

 

[SiggyB]

>They're going to blow up the building. They've got the gas lines broke in there and (gas / oxygen?) tanks set up. They're going to blow up the building.

I'm sorry, how are a bunch of joggers THIS coordinated to improvise a demolition job?!

 

[fat ugly sped]

Even regular targets in my area have food, but I bet more of them were going for high dollar consumer goods instead of food for their kids.

front of a cart I saw being used to loot target was an Instant Pot, those retail for roughly $100 depending on model. Yuuuup.

 

[Desu Mountain]

So... What are they gonna buy with all that money they stole now that the stores are burned down?

 

[FrigginWeeb]

LITTLE CAESAR'S BEING LOOTED

OH GOD NOT THE CRAZY BREAD
ANYTHING BUT THE CRAZY BREAD