U.S. Riots of May 2020 over George Floyd and others - ITT: a bunch of faggots butthurt about worthless internet stickers

[The Last Stand]

Honestly, armed civilians should've been able to start shooting when looting happened. The police didn't.

 

[fat ugly sped]

For a race riot yeah, but as soon as it gets organized, I'm willing to bet a way can be found around it if there's the will to do so.

Yeah just saying that it'd be awkward to deploy non-guard military. There's precedent and bureaucratic pathways to allow the guard and block the regular military, so regular military is probably at least 24 hours out from any talk or decision to use it, and more likely 48 to 72.

 

[tehpope]

Archiving what I can for now...

Patton Oswald:

http://archive.md/D7w7o

Seth Rogen (Ironically enough this was archived 7 HOURS ago compared to Patton's having to go through the motions):

http://archive.vn/AGpZs

Safdie Bothers's shared account (same sitch as Rogen's):

SAFDIE on Twitter: "Matched… "

archived 28 May 2020 20:15:51 UTC

archive.vn

Ben Schwartz:

Ben Schwartz on Twitter: "Matched.… "

archived 29 May 2020 04:24:01 UTC

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Steve Carrell:

Steve Carell on Twitter: "Matched… "

archived 29 May 2020 04:26:55 UTC

archive.vn

Arin Hanson:

Welcome to nginx!

Matt Youngberg (showrunner for Ducktales 2017, other people who work on the show are also matching):

Matt Youngberg on Twitter: "Matched.… "

archived 29 May 2020 04:36:09 UTC

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Heather Anne Campbell (writer for Rick and Morty):

Heather Anne Campbell on Twitter: "Matched.… "

archived 29 May 2020 04:42:02 UTC

archive.vn

Lenny Jacobson:

Lenny Jacobson on Twitter: "Matched. https://t.co/jJ6HGENdbn… "

archived 29 May 2020 04:46:20 UTC

archive.vn

I'm 99.999% sure there are others I'm missing, but I'll try to get to 'em when I have the time.

Protip: To make it easier, check their retweets and see if any blue checkmarks show up.

Spoiler: Matched!

@desusnice
Don Cheadle
Tim Heidecker
OPN
Abbi Jacobson
Laura Jane Grace (Against Me!)
Perfume Genius
@6LACK
Zack Davisson
@itmejp
Mortemer (Egoraptor's wife)
Jacksepticeye
James Blake
Steve Carell
Ben Schawrtz
Thundercat
Egoraptor
@DomMcLennon (member of Brock Hampton)
Safrie Bros
CupcakKe
Patton Oswalt
Janelle Monae
Rico Nasty
Rich Brian
Seth Rogen
Matt Youngberg (showrunner for Ducktales 2017, other people who work on the show are also matching)
Heather Anne Campbell (writer for Rick and Morty)
Lenny Jacobson
Nick Kroll
Olivia Wilde

 

[escapegoat]

LA, Ferguson, Minneapolis: it's never about justice. It's about a chance to get even at Whitey by....looting mostly black businesses.

Sometimes they hit up Asians.

 

[The Pink Panther]

Jacksepticeye

NOT HIM TOOOOOOOOOO!

I kinda liked Jackie boy. Ah fuck.

 

[JoyQ]

Nothing new mentioned.

Anything's possible, but I think 'five white guys with ARs and Texas plates coming from the Motel 6 in Roseville' is a little too on the nose.

my disappointment is immense i am inconsolable

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

Guy about to throw a traffic cone through the liberry windown downtown.

 

[Based Papa John]

Sometimes they get hit up by Asians.

Fixed that for you.

 

[Homo Demens]

It doesn't make sense to me why people would burn the shit out of everything. And for what? Justice for George Floyd?
Peaceful protests can be justice. Violent protests can be justice.
Looting Target, burning Autozone to the ground, running off with shit like iPhone 11's - that's not justice. That's an excuse for some exceptional people to profit off of a man's death.

 

[MrJokerRager]

You know, we're all sick fucks, but I'm really hoping that somehow someway the whole city burns down, just for people to learn the consequences of a violent protest and for blacks to slowly stop falling for this shitty narrative the media puts out.

Ever since Martin Luther King and El Hajj Malik Shabazz got smoked by the powers that be, your community has been fucked. There is no like modern day Booker T. Washington or Frederick Douglass for your community in this era unfortunately.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Spoiler: Matched!

@desusnice
Don Cheadle
Tim Heidecker
OPN
Abbi Jacobson
Laura Jane Grace (Against Me!)
Perfume Genius
@6LACK
Zack Davisson
@itmejp
Mortemer (Egoraptor's wife)
Jacksepticeye
James Blake
Steve Carell
Ben Schawrtz
Thundercat
Egoraptor
@DomMcLennon (member of Brock Hampton)
Safrie Bros
CupcakKe
Patton Oswalt
Janelle Monae
Rico Nasty
Rich Brian
Seth Rogen
Matt Youngberg (showrunner for Ducktales 2017, other people who work on the show are also matching)
Heather Anne Campbell (writer for Rick and Morty)
Lenny Jacobson

Wow that's a lot of filthy joos and uppity niggers

 

[mindlessobserver]

So the "God Emperor" is going to send in "Space Marines"?

We could only be so blessed.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Twitter is so predictable

 

[Frank N Berry]

PROTESTERS STORMING THE OHIO STATEHOUSE IN COLUMBUS.

https://twitter.com/INVESTMENTSHULK/status/1266236248420564992

 

[Tootsie Bear]

NOT HIM TOOOOOOOOOO!

I kinda liked Jackie boy. Ah fuck.

Take this as a lesson, not like anyone in the entertainment industry. They'll just end up breaking your heart when they do stupid shit.

 

[Rudy Russo]

Louisville protesters seem to have gone home cause its raining. Weak.

 

[tampax pearl]

is anyone else hearing shots still? i keep hearing faint shots, but no updates have been given on body count

 

[Uncle Joey]

I don't know if somebody already posted this hot take but...

I don't even know what to say to this.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

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Twitter is so predictable

So if white people did it then it's okay? Their logic doesn't make sense and it's full of holes!

 

[Based Papa John]

Louisville protesters seem to have gone home cause its raining. Weak.

There's a joke in here somewhere....