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That last dress reminds me of the old 1960's CBC butterfly logo ... only way fucking uglier.
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Of course, she bobbed around in a sedentary way in the pool. Actual swimming = exercise, in fact the best exercise for someone her size as it spares your joints.

It's something I've noticed with other fatties though. They do like the pool, but they use it for anything but actual movement - drinking alcohol, 'partying', eating, reading trashy novels. Must be very annoying to the people who want to use them to swim actual laps, having these beasts floating around for hours, getting in their way.
 
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Constellationzero said:
Oh fantastic!

Now Shitter and Taters can rinse out her shit filled asscrack with the pool jets. I just bet all the other residents are sooo jealous having to use normie things like showers and toilet paper held in their own hands all while paying the same amount for rent as this candy striped hambeast.
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It just occurred to me that swimming pools are probably a substitute for actual baths for people this size, and in some cases, showers, depending on the size of their shower stall, and the size of the fatty. Certainly most of them cannot fit into a standard size tub anymore, and so probably miss submerging in water. No wonder they treat a swimming pool like an actual bathtub to read in in that case. As for the idea of their acccumulated asscrack matter and FUPA fungus washing off in the pool. Ergh ..... that is not a nice thought. At all.
 
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I can't figure out how she is able to even get around with those ankles carrying so much weight.
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Relative youth.

She won't be moving so much in her mid forties, and will probably have a double knee replacement and be seriously unwell in multiple ways by the time she hits 50, if she makes it that far. Youth is what keeps the likes of ALR from being dead already. the body can take a LOT while younger, but you pay the bill for abusing it and accumulating damage as middle age sets in, every last time.
 
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beanbag in a hurry said:
Where would ANYONE wear THIS to?

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On a rail thin 20 something, it could be cute. On anyone with curves (even if they aren't a deathfat), the stripes would just accentuate it. Unless you have a Marilyn Monroe hourglass figure, it is likely going to accentuate all the wrong things. She's way too fat and too old to even consider an outfit like this. She should stick to below the knee skirts and dresses because her upper thighs are hideously deformed by that fat. Those legs barely look human anymore.
 
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Spastic Colon said:
On a rail thin 20 something, it could be cute. On anyone with curves (even if they aren't a deathfat), the stripes would just accentuate it. Unless you have a Marilyn Monroe hourglass figure, it is likely going to accentuate all the wrong things. She's way too fat and too old to even consider an outfit like this. She should stick to below the knee skirts and dresses because her upper thighs are hideously deformed by that fat. Those legs barely look human anymore.
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Even on a thin 20 something, those colors look way too bold (to the point of being reminiscent of children’s clothes). If the stripes were in muted pastel colors, it would look better.

As it is, I could see the striped jacket looking good with some tailored slacks in one of the colors of the stripes. A solid pant color with the striped jacket would be way more age appropriate.
 
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