Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Poop Chute said:
If he saw an office out to lunch his head would explode. Women and men talking together - must think they’re having constant orgies.

Anyway, I’m dying to know what questions got under his skin so badly today. He usually rants like he’s 12, but today it’s like he’s 5.
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I was wondering the same. He has a screaming video at least once a week or so, but five in what seemed to be a period of two hours is high even for Lucas. As much as he entertains the shit out of me, I’m also getting beyond disgusted with his entitlement, selfishness, and overall creepiness. I really hope he’s either been beaten or arrested today.
 
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darkwingosonichugorl said:
He was walking on Garland Street, which I believe has a lot of businesses and people around. Maybe not in the early morning after HOC boots him out. It's a matter of time before Lucas is thrown back in the loony bin with how he's acting.
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My thought exactly. How long can LEO allow a potentially violent homeless schizo to continue screaming into his phone as he lumbers down the street before he is locked up?
 
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Pump Meat said:
I always feel like I'm hearing a one-way conversation with Lucas. Who exactly is he addressing in these walkabout rants? It can't possibly these "Gen Z" baby factories he hungers for.
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It does seem that Lucas is specifically addressing someone, even of he directs his soliloquies to an entire generation. He has a sort of male, and female strawman that he focuses his rants on. If we listen to him, we can describe them:

The female is a Zoomer, 16-24. She claims to support socialism, and may be a Sanders supporter, but she is impressed by cars and credit cards. She doesn't see older men as viable romantic partners, but will make exceptions if they are wealthy. She's Christian, too, but only nominally, because she's not very Christ like. Men who say "nigger" turn her on. She's likely infatuated with a wealthy guy that maintains a harem.

The male either has a grey beard or a flatbill hat. His cellphone has the numbers of 100s of baes, but he will not share them. He knows where the women are at. He hoards pussy. He's a professed socialist, Occupy sympathetic, and maybe even a Christian. He has a car and a credit card.

One theory is that Lucas's rants are for Lacie, consciously or not. You may recall her as the Zoomer thot that made the mistake of once hugging Lucas. When she spurned Lucas in favor of a flatbill guy called Da Pussy God, Lucas did not take it well. She has had a tremendous impact on his life and thought.

When Lucas angrily rants about women and flatbills, the suspicion is that he is in part returning to the agony of the Lacie saga.
Rescuetoast said:
I think the only reason no one’s bothered with him yet is because everyone has other shit to worry about right now. Lucky him.
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Right, he's no one's priority. We must remember how insignificant Lucas is. When the authorities can ignore him, they do.
 
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I think all of Lucas' rants are consciously about Lacie. He's still basing everything he thinks about zoomers based on her and how her friends act on social media. Until/If he talks to another zoomer bae, I doubt that's going to change. It doesn't help that Lacie posts daily pics of her wearing nearly nothing and suggesting she's fucking/sucking some guy either.
 
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klickitat said:

Good morning.
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If he keeps screaming like that in public its not going to end well for him. Either he'll take a beating or someone will call the cops

That said i'm surprised he hasn't tried to sneak access to someones phone to see if there are any womens numbers on it. I can see him doing that if he thinks he can get away with it. and if he does that he'll definitely be getting the cops involved at that point, as no woman is going to take kindly to some psycho stealing her number off someone else and screaming at her to go on a date with him

and the way he just starts screaming like that, holy shit. Its no wonder he has a DV conviction with that kind of behavior. Can you imagine if that was aimed at a specific person. He'd scare the shit out of any woman he did that to. He'd be lucky to just get the cops called on him, thats the kind of behavior that leads to pepper spray, tasers and CCW permits being exercised. Hell its what they were invented for

Considering his history of commitment and jail time you'd think that even lucas would have just enough brains to figure out that screaming and threatening like that in public is just asking for trouble in some form or another. For someone so afraid of people he sure goes out of his way to antagonize them and for someone who is so terrified of going to the nuthouse and jail he sure does everything he can to draw exactly the kind of attention to him that will land him back there. Even by idiot standards he is a special kind of stupid

Poop Chute said:
Does this idiot think just because he sees a man interacting with more then one woman that means they’re all fucking?
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On that note I eagerly await the day he realizes nunneries exist and starts screaming publicly about the catholic church hoarding women and how unchristian it is that nunneries exist because of that
 
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I don’t think Lucas would draw any attention from the city P.D. I doubt he is breaking any local ordinances loping around public areas and yelling angrily into his phone and moreover the jail really doesn’t want to house him unless he pretty much forces them to. I think any encounter with a LEO would have Lucas being pretty timid and promptly obeying directives and paradoxically his immense size probably keeps him safe from his fellow indigents. He has the perfect combination of size and timidity to ensure he is left alone. Because he has a safe place to sleep at night and finds plenty of ways to gorge himself, I imagine the overworked Human Services in Spokane are quite content to leave him be for the time being.

What is going to land him in trouble is interactions with women. Sooner or later his obsessive thinking will push him over the line and he’ll angrily engage some hapless teenager who’ll promptly feel terrified. I’m curious to find out if we’ll be able to watch him slowly start testing his boundaries somewhere, like him recording encounters with random girls where each time he goes just a little bit further. Or maybe he’ll just skip all that and go for the gold with sexual assault?

I don’t want to say Lucas has a rich fantasy life, but I think he inhabits one during his waking hours.
 
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Krathnami said:
Here’s a much more honest selfie of Lucas
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he seems to constantly pull some over-emphasized expressions. maybe that's just me, but when people typically do this (and it isn't for laughs or some strong emotion) it reads like they're overcompensating for lack of confidence in word choice or argument.
Pump Meat said:
I don’t think Lucas would draw any attention from the city P.D. I doubt he is breaking any local ordinances loping around public areas and yelling angrily into his phone...
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the new technique of screaming/yelling loudly is a complaint away from a public disorder or nuisance cite - depends on if he's being disruptive genuinely, there is a complaint about him by a business or something like a school, or if he's being shifty and the patrolman wants to err on the side of caution and threaten a cite unless he moves along (i've done this purely using a citation as a tool to get people to stop loitering around corners or in front of stores or across from schools or parks with small kids). i am eager to see how Lucas might react to that since i'm not sure if we know of his interactions with police definitely apart from the DV thing.


Pump Meat said:
I think any encounter with a LEO would have Lucas being pretty timid and promptly obeying directives and paradoxically his immense size probably keeps him safe from his fellow indigents. He has the perfect combination of size and timidity to ensure he is left alone. Because he has a safe place to sleep at night and finds plenty of ways to gorge himself, I imagine the overworked Human Services in Spokane are quite content to leave him be for the time being.
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this i do agree with, however timid Lucas is not the same as unhinged yelling at phone Lucas possibly on a manic high and off meds.

Pump Meat said:
What is going to land him in trouble is interactions with women. Sooner or later his obsessive thinking will push him over the line and he’ll angrily engage some hapless teenager who’ll promptly feel terrified. I’m curious to find out if we’ll be able to watch him slowly start testing his boundaries somewhere, like him recording encounters with random girls where each time he goes just a little bit further. Or maybe he’ll just skip all that and go for the gold with sexual assault?

I don’t want to say Lucas has a rich fantasy life, but I think he inhabits one during his waking hours.
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i really hope it doesn't get that far, but it's looking like an actual possibility as frustration mounts, and i think that his subtle austism and focus on the topic combined with his disorder could really push him into tighter and tighter circles until he may feel the need to "right the wrongs done to him".
 
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WonderWino said:
Its not surprising when you think about it. Lucas has a childs understanding of money because he has no understanding of its real value because he has never really had to earn it himself in any significant way.

To put it simply, his understanding of what constitutes a large amount of money and being a big spender the same way a child does when they get money from their parents for their birthday or christmas. Consider how a child that gets $100 from a relative for christmas sees that kind of money as a ten year old. Its a huge sum to a kid. Now consider that same $100 as a 25 year old and a 45 year old. Its nothing. Its what you spend on a decent trip to the movies, a decent meal at a good steakhouse or buying the deluxe edition of a new game on steam. Most people don't consider it to be that much money. But to lucas? He's thinking about how he can act like hes super rich and eat out every single week and how you can too if you just date him. Just look at how he talks about that wrap he tore apart on camera - he was whining about how he usually gets the one with sour cream but 'didn't have enough money' for that one...only to mention shortly after that its only like $1 more than what he spent on what he bought. He said it like it was a huge deal. Hell just look at what he considers the best food in spokane. Its barely a step above mcdonalds and in some cases i'd argue the mcdonalds would probably be better quality, like with that shitty wrap

I mean really, this is a guy who brags about having an EBT card like he's a billionaire talking about his black american express card
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So Lucas is mentally at the level of 10 year old kid, who screams that he wants a girl like a kid who screams for a Kinder Surprise? Point taken. Still, there is no denial that Lucas in his mind cannot understand, that $100 is low amount of money for most adults. Does he even know, that mos people are able to earn more than that, per day?
 
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klickitat said:

"You win women by being yourself."

I wonder how that's working out for him.

Video is from a couple weeks ago but that line made me nearly choke on my coffee.
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'The only thing my mom and stepdad have in common is that they play board games together and have conversations together'

Sounds like thats where lucas gets his ideas about luring little girls with board games and believing people will pay him big bucks on patreon for 'having conversations' with his girlfriend
 
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"You win women by being yourself...and if you have to become what they want you're a fucking pussy..."

Where'd Lucas get this advice?

What if you become, through your own sloth and incompetence, the opposite of what women want? What if you cant become what women want?

What if your natural self is loathsome and off putting? You could be born a soft, doughy whiner. Perhaps you've got an ugly mug and moobs, which you emphasize through poor hygiene and neglect. You stink. You're not very bright, and you're socially inept.

You might never learn to care for yourself. Maybe you have no place in the world. You're a dependent. And rotten inside. Just a cruel, angry asshole.

If you tried to change any of that, you're a pussy. Accept it without shame or self awareness, and you're Lucas.
 
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