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Alright everyone, you know what we have to do.

ENHANCE. ENHANCE.
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He had on his vestival video.

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DSP_Fat_Man said:
EDIT: a couple minutes later, he is now documenting his entire history with WWE mobile games and said how it ruined his life in 2017. It has now gone on for at least 10 minutes cumulatively and has become a rant for the ages
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OOH OOH I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED IN 2017!

Let's put on our tinfoil hats for a second here-what if Leanna dumped him because of his gambling addiction? Here is what we know:

* Leanna first appeared on camera in early 2012, right at the peak of Phil's income and around the time he claims to have paid off all his old CC debts.
* Leanna was incredibly high maintenance, and Phil is fine with spending money he does not have to flex on his pet woman and keep her dependent on him.
* There are tens of thousands in unexplained credit card debts he got discharged even if you subtract out the interest and costs associated with the move to Renton.
* Phil literally never pays the full balance on his cards and accrues interest (which eats even more into available credit).
* The more cards/debt someone has, the higher the interest rates will be on any new ones (assuming the application goes through).
* WWE Champions isn't the first or only gacha game Phil's admitted to blowing money on, it's just the one we've documented the most. There's also been Dokkan Battle, FF Brave Exvius, some other WWE game, and (if you count it as gacha) Hearthstone.

Put it all together, and maybe his gacha addiction meant he didn't have enough money to keep Leanna around anymore, and she left him. Alternatively, maybe she cared enough to tell him "it's your half naked men jpegs or me" (this also lines up with the unspecified but terrible thing he claims she did to him) and he was autistic enough to choose the half naked men.
 
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twattycake said:
Put it all together, and maybe his gacha addiction meant he didn't have enough money to keep Leanna around anymore, and she left him.
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I'd be more convinced of this if she didn't buy a dime-store engagement ring for herself. If her greed was so massively strong, she wouldn't have settled for a ring that came from the bottom of a cereal box. Remember - she still accepted Phil's proposal even after that. It seems to me that up until nearly the end she was still willing to try salvaging the relationship. If the money was really gone, she'd have known it by that point.
It seems more likely that it was just a case of two toxic people with a relationship that failed the old-fashioned way: neglect.
 
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Full Race Replay said:
Are there any older clips of dsp talking about mobile gaming? Preferably what year he claims he stopped playing them?
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Check the champions thread. There are multiple clips there, including some where he talks about mobile games he's playing that are from after Kat moving in and Phil declaring he won't be playing games anymore.
 
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Ted’s Lolcow Emporium said:
What if Phil is getting so mad because Kat’s sister is actually getting in touch or he knows she is coming? The only three things Phil cares about are wrestling pixels, gin, and appearing like a happily married mature adult. The crazy sister threatens the last one.
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Possible, but this hightened state of general anger seems to have been here since the granting of the bankruptcy earlier this month and Jenna is a very new occurrence. But it might be part of it
 
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gettingthatgrooveback said:
What's the deal with this DarkDave dude?
Does he watch all of DSP's streams from beginning to end?
If not, how are the soundclips added on top of the restream?
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I've never watched the restream (because I can't for the life of me listen to pure, unadulterated FILL, even a live Tevin restream is too much pure DSP pumped into my brain) but I'm pretty sure it's an auto restream that lets users trigger soundclips.
 
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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink said:
Oh he didn’t even pick him he golden Deer, he picked the waifu house for most people oddly enough. I guarantee it was really just because someone in his chat told him it’s the “canon” route, once he heard that it stayed in the back of his mind.

He could get pretty fucked in this route and lose two really good units but I’m sure some loser will hand hold him at that point in the story to make sure it doesn’t happen
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Actually no he picked BE simply because he was getting tired of chat not agreeing on what house was the best and BE was just the house he was currently at on so he picked it.

He ruled out WD very early because he thought each of them would be ranged fighters and he didn't want that. If he had landed on BL he woulda picked them after getting annoyed that chat isn't a hive mind.
 
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Skyclaw said:
Actually no he picked BE simply because he was getting tired of chat not agreeing on what house was the best and BE was just the house he was currently at on so he picked it.

He ruled out WD very early because he thought each of them would be ranged fighters and he didn't want that. If he had landed on BL he woulda picked them after getting annoyed that chat isn't a hive mind.
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IIRC He had an incorrect assumption that lead him to take that house out of consideration, something like thinking the house literally only had ranged characters and no melee, and when a wheelchair cheered to correct him he said the because he already eliminated it as an option.
 
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Faded said:
Little question.

Did Darsky get a ring when he got married to Khet?

If so, is it just me, or did this ring not make an appearance in his recent webcam videos.
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You don't remember that time he had a shower, bragged he just had a shower, his chat pointed out he forgot his ring and he acted all weird about it and ran off to the bathroom to get it? He reacted like he just got caught with his dick in another woman, he's a fucking sped.
 
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Cistern Rumbler said:
You don't remember that time he had a shower, bragged he just had a shower, his chat pointed out he forgot his ring and he acted all weird about it and ran off to the bathroom to get it? He reacted like he just got caught with his dick in another woman, he's a fucking sped.
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I don't remember the exact phrasing he used, but it was something along the lines of he needs to wear his ring so he remembers that he is married.

Right, Phil. You might forget you have a wife and accidentally start dating some other swimsuit model.
 
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