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[WogglebugLover]

Why did you insist upon posting the entirety of a reader's longpost recommend here? I ask because I am genuinely curious as to what you think that accomplishes.

My guess: To make us see
1) That this review is legit and Cynthia isn't a fool that fell, again!, for a scam artist.
2) That her story is amazing and we just lack understanding.
3) That this story has a lot of appeal and we are just a bunch of naysayers.

You are right about all three reasons why I posted it. Especially the last one.

 

[Blood Debts]

Cynthia, c’mon....did you pose as someone else and write a review of your own work? Because it’s got your autism written all over it.

 

[drain]

I have more accurately been at this for just two years. Not six. I had to start all over again after hitting bottom when Richard quit in 2017. And I only found Patrick in June of 2018. And I've also had to rewrite my one completed screenplay completely to avoid using any of Richard's writing. And it seems I have finally got the new version as it should be and how I want it also. Here are the comments from the reader who gave it a recommend:

Sylvie and the Wogglebug by Cynthia Hanson is a sweet and compelling family animation
about a 7-year-old imaginative, nature-loving girl who finds herself in an enchanted forest
and meets Wogglebug. The premise of the movie is well-executed with the amazing worldbuilding
and the lovely character Mr. Wogglebug. The main character is well-developed as
she has a great personality and voice. There might be too much exposition in some of the
scenes that might cause confusion; however, the writer successfully makes it natural. The
tone and the style of the film matches the genre. There are minor grammar and screenwriting
errors that don't affect the flow that much but should be corrected before production.
The premise of the movie is well-executed. It focuses on Sylvie's character, who's getting
bullied in the orphanage because she loves nature and bugs. The opening image with the
butterfly and Sylvie's pure interest in the beautiful creature is heart-melting. From the first
moment, the audience will be connected to Sylvie and would want to see her succeed. With
each scene, the story moves forward as the audience will be wondering what’s going on. The
story provokes curiosity and excitement.

The structure of the script is well-planned. The inciting incident is early in the script when
Sylvia finds herself in the middle of the enchanted forest. Act breaks are on point. For
example, the lowest point (act three break) is when Sylvie turns stiff. Other than the main
plot points, there are a lot of twists and turns in the movie. The audience won't get bored at
all because of the conflicts, character dynamics, world, changing environment, and constant
twists that lead the characters into different scenes.

The main character is a very interesting girl that the audience of animation/family type of
movies would be very fond of her. Her voice is similar to Joy from Inside Out, but Sylvie loves
nature and bugs, which makes her much more lovable. The audience needs a character like
Sylvie, who supports the "nature" theme of this movie. She’s a very brave and mature girl
that is very well-written and fits the story.

The side characters are as powerful as the main character. The Wogglebug is a great
companion for Sylvie, and their dynamic is remarkable. For example, when Sylvie declares
that they can bring all the guardians of the forest and people to look at her, she becomes shy.
The Wogglebug sees this and rises to take the spotlight from his shy friend. This is a very
cute moment, and the kids and the families will be very happy watching this movie that will
make their hearts melt. The dynamic between Cristeph and Theodora is very well-written.
Moreover, Antibo, the antagonist, is also very well-developed as he's a great fit for this world
who hates the forest and wants to make things his way. He’s mean and funny, which is great
for children.

The pacing is terrific and supported by tone, comedy, style, and some lovely moments in the
script. The style supports animation/family screenplays, and the tone is similar to The Good
Dinasour and Zootopia. The visual elements are very powerful such as the moment when the
light takes over the room, and moments later, the light goes out, and Sylvie has vanished from
the room. Also, the forest, elves, pixies, and many other story elements have great visuals by
nature.

The only problem with the storyline is that the audience might sometimes feel like the movie
has too much exposition. Even though the writer successfully covers the exposition with
awesome conflicts, great character dynamics, and well-written dialogues, some expositions
might make the audience think, "Why do I know this?" For example, the scene where it's
revealed that Mr. Frank is actually Knowitall is an expected scene since the beginning of the
movie, so the revelation with Knowitall and Elysia might feel too much for the audience.
Some of them might prefer to see Mr. Frank in the end who would just smile at Sylvie from
far away. And at that moment, Sylvie's eyes can shine, realizing that Mr. Frank is Knowitall,
and he wanted her to help Wogglebug. But again, this solely depends on the audience and
the writer’s choice.

This movie is for families and kids who love animation, nature, and the theme of friendship.
Wogglebug is a great character that would shake any kid's world and make them happy
instantly. There are powerful scenes in the movie that would make the audience's heart melt.
There are also comedic scenes that make the movie fun and enjoyable. There will be a major
kid audience who would watch this movie again and again and might demand another film.
The idea is original, the world has The Wizard of Oz vibes, and the characters are
extraordinary. The budget might be different for different qualities since it’s an animation
film, but it’s medium to high budget.

Overall, Sylvie and the Wogglebug is a great adventure similar to the feeling of The Good
Dinasour and Zootopia. It has Inside Out and Coco vibes as well. That’s why this movie will be
successful in the box office or on streaming services.

Dude stop making up reviews like that, nobody with a working brain would write this wall of text about the adventures of a ripoff bug character

 

[AbraCadaver]

Either she wrote this review herself, or someone EQUALLY as autistic wrote it, and I don’t know in either case who would be the worse reviewer.

But yeah, post this person who “recommended” it, I’d like to see their credentials. Because as an actual published writer, I can confidently call the author of that review fucking brain-dead.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

Either she wrote this review herself, or someone EQUALLY as autistic wrote it, and I don’t know in either case who would be the worse reviewer.

But yeah, post this person who “recommended” it, I’d like to see their credentials. Because as an actual published writer, I can confidently call the author of that review fucking brain-dead.

Hell even an amateur writer like me can confidently say that "review" is complete dog shit and is either the bug fucker herself or someone she paid to write it.

edit: hey cyndie sweetie, has it ever occurred to you that not only would children find your fanfic scary, but also boring as shit? Children aren't nearly as stupid as you may think, by you talking down to them by giving them such an insipid story, they're gonna lose interest because no one wants to read about a fucking giant douchebag bug.

Some of the best children's stories ever made have mature themes and morals that while not 'Berserk' levels of gritty still weren't Disney happily ever after crap. 'The Snow Queen' was about a young girl's trials and tribulations and determination to save her best friend after he had been spirited away, 'Coraline' was all sorts of fucked up with ghost kids and eldritch abominations, fucking 'Cat in the Hat' provided a unique message about balancing fun with work. Kids love those kinds of stories because it gives them a friendly-challenge that's on their level.

You writing about something that isn't even your own creation going on a ditzy adventure is going to bore even younger kids because it doesn't provide them with anything slightly resembling a conflict. Learn how to write for younger audience.

 

[drain]

Let's be honest guys, her work is utter horse shit, and I'm not saying it to be mean. I'm being realistic, and reality sometimes hurt.
Her work is boring, bland and nonsensical. Like, she just picked someone else's creation and slapped autistic paint over it. Nobody cares about the original bug, and nobody cares for the ripoff one, this is a fact.

But she won't learn, she won't listen, she won't think for a second about how wrong she is. She will keep autistically telling her critics ''off'' and covering her ears refusing to listen to actual constructive criticism.
She wants asspaters and enablers, and I think not a soul here can make her change her mind. Is she amusing to watch? Yes. Will she listen to our advice? Hell, no.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Hell even an amateur writer like me can confidently say that "review" is complete dog shit and is either the bug fucker herself or someone she paid to write it.

edit: hey cyndie sweetie, has it ever occurred to you that not only would children find your fanfic scary, but also boring as shit? Children aren't nearly as stupid as you may think, by you talking down to them by giving them such an insipid story, they're gonna lose interest because no one wants to read about a fucking giant douchebag bug.

Some of the best children's stories ever made have mature themes and morals that while not 'Berserk' levels of gritty still weren't Disney happily ever after crap. 'The Snow Queen' was about a young girl's trials and tribulations and determination to save her best friend after he had been spirited away, 'Coraline' was all sorts of fucked up with ghost kids and eldritch abominations, fucking 'Cat in the Hat' provided a unique message about balancing fun with work. Kids love those kinds of stories because it gives them a friendly-challenge that's on their level.

You writing about something that isn't even your own creation going on a ditzy adventure is going to bore even younger kids because it doesn't provide them with anything slightly resembling a conflict. Learn how to write for younger audience.

There’s a VERY real problem in the children’s book industry with a constant glut of amateur writers trying to get in with terrible, insipid stories, because there’s idea that “children are just re.tarded little adults, they’ll read anything with cute pictures or morals about being brave or being good friends or some shit, anyone can write a good children’s book. Children’s writing is writing on Easy Mode.” But it’s just the opposite...same with the old acting expression, “dying is easy, comedy is hard.”

And then you get the sweet old aunties who say, “well my little nieces and nephews just LOVE this story I told them about Mister Topsy the rabbit and his adventures through the forest of spooky shadow! And that means I should publish it!”

All of these are universally terrible concepts and badly written, and they are badly written primarily because they regard children as stupid and easily pleased. This wogglebug rubbish does exactly the same thing. Children will not have the same fascinated wonder for wogglebug that a severely autistic woman with an obsession for some minor character does. Same reason only autists get super obsessed with fuckin trains and the like, while the rest of us find it boring.

 

[Afinepickle]

You are right about all three reasons why I posted it. Especially the last one.

Why do you believe posting that would convince us of any of those things? Especially given the context of this thread and your interactions here thus far. I'm not trying to be a jerk here I genuinely want to know your thought process.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Why do you believe posting that would convince us of any of those things? Especially given the context of this thread and your interactions here thus far. I'm not trying to be a jerk here I genuinely want to know your thought process.

Because she has mega-autism. That's basically the only answer to any of this.

 

[FreakyFredsTrannyGranny]

Up to page 125 now and this funking bitch religiously DFE and you funking bitches archived nothing

blaaASRGSHHhhhffmAaajd funk

Spoiler: Here's some of my favorite Cynthia quotes

I'd have like 100 more if reading her posts wasn't such torture. Oh and it would certainly include all her misuses of "such"

Edit:

Edit2: turns out suchlike is a real word so funk me

 

[WogglebugLover]

This is to at least provide proof I didn't write the positive review of my script myself.

 

[drain]

This is to at least provide proof I didn't write the positive review of my script myself.

So are you admitting that you paid someone to do it? Sorry, can't believe someone would write that review at their own volition.

 

[Miss Misery]

> they hear a massive BOOM, and a thick puff of smoke appears in between them, out of it emerges ANTIBO, a short, mean little gnome with pointed ears wearing a large turban

 

[The Husbando Collector]

> they hear a massive BOOM, and a thick puff of smoke appears in between them, out of it emerges ANTIBO, a short, mean little gnome with pointed ears wearing a large turban

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I'd pay money to see an Oz-PPG crossover where mojo jojo and the Wicked Witch team up to take over the world.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Overall, Sylvie and the Wogglebug is a great adventure similar to the feeling of The Good
Dinasour and Zootopia. It has Inside Out and Coco vibes as well. That’s why this movie will be
successful in the box office or on streaming services.

 

[The Un-Clit]

But she won't learn, she won't listen, she won't think for a second about how wrong she is. She will keep autistically telling her critics ''off'' and covering her ears refusing to listen to actual constructive criticism.
She wants asspaters and enablers, and I think not a soul here can make her change her mind. Is she amusing to watch? Yes. Will she listen to our advice? Hell, no.

This is one of the core definitions of a Lolcow: They will absolutely not listen to constructive criticism and never take advice that dosen't fit their view. She will continue to make mistakes and run into 'roadblocks' that shouldn't be there as far as she is concerned. She will make and run into the same ones over and over again.

That reason alone is why Cynthia continues to have an active thread on the farms.

 

[Sam Losco]

Thanks for posting the pdf. It was reviewed by Seda Anbarci. I didn't find anything of particular interest for her. She appears to be a nobody. Anything she's written has been amateur stuff and not anything that has had money put into a production of it. She writes some articles on Medium. One of those "self-help" people.

Fiverr page:https://www.fiverr.com/sedaanbarci https://archive.vn/7pDek
Medium article about how she found herself: https://archive.vn/dk6K2

And this is why she gives out good reviews for shit:

Edit - On Cynthia's page:

$$$$$$

 

[Picklechu]

Knew it. Cynthia's an asspat addict, and willing to pay to get her fix.

 

[drain]

Thanks for posting the pdf. It was reviewed by Seda Anbarci. I didn't find anything of particular interest for her. She appears to be a nobody. Anything she's written has been amateur stuff and not anything that has had money put into a production of it. She writes some articles on Medium. One of those "self-help" people.

Fiverr page:https://www.fiverr.com/sedaanbarci https://archive.vn/7pDek
Medium article about how she found herself: https://archive.vn/dk6K2

And this is why she gives out good reviews for shit:
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Edit - On Cynthia's page:
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$$$$$$

Fucking called it. Nobody with two brain cells to rub together would write a wall of text praising her mediocre work without $ being involved.
Actually, paying someone to say good things about you is even more pathetic than writing good things about yourself.

 

[WogglebugLover]

So what that I paid her for the coverage before she gave it to me. I wasn't really expecting her to give the script a Recommend. And she didn't give my other script a Recommend but she did give me a lot of helpful insight on how to perfect it. And she was professional enough to be honest with me, as were all of the script readers on there. I just feel after I'd worked so hard on that particular script for years and gone through multiple co-writers with it I deserved to have someone give it a Recommend.