Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

[Xenomorph]

 

[TheTractor]

Soo DSP took advantage of his fame/money to attract an impresionnable barely 18 girl, and now shifts to probably lying the fuck out of his situation to impress an aspie to live with him so he may brag about being a mature adult with a ''family'', all to the service of his ego.

Cook and clean for me and I'll provide the housing, and here's a cat for company. The only good news is that Khet probably doesn't have to do anything sex related, he barely has any stamina to fap to wwe champions in the first place.

He's soo fucking slimy.

 

[the khat quaffer]

phil married an actual tard, and tried to brag about it

Horse salesman: 'Yes, this baby comes fully loaded with the boobies and the vahjayjay, and will definitely give you the Full Time Girlfriend experience and will definitely make you look....like a real adult man . Now, I must warn you, she's a bit on the --

Phil: I'LL TAKE IT!!!

Do you guys think he will ever address the sister situation on stream? Am I being too?

Edit:

Spoiler: Irresponsible Speculation

The more I think about it the more I maintain that DSP was ultimately responsible for the infamous Halloween freak-out by Kat and he took advantage of her assburgers. For those of you who don’t remember he brought up things from Kat’s past, questions taken from chat, completely unaware of how psychologically damaged she is as a result from her abusive mother. However this raises some other questions, if he did read KF and was aware of those comments, then he is a real piece of shit and he outright manipulated her and blamed it on Tevin’s restream. That whole situation has always struck me as odd.

The whole “I have to take care of stuff behind the scenes with my family” thing from the past week right around the time Jenna showed up is suspect as fuck. I wonder if Phil is manipulating Kat, while limiting her social media saying the detractors are conspiring with her sister.

Soo DSP took advantage of his fame/money to attract an impresionnable barely 18 girl, and now shifts to probably lying the fuck out of his situation to impress an aspie to live with him so he may brag about being a mature adult with a ''family'', all to the service of his ego.

Cook and clean for me and I'll provide the housing, and here's a cat for company. The only good news is that Khet probably doesn't have to do anything sex related, he barely has any stamina to fap to wwe champions in the first place.

He's soo fucking slimy.

If that barely literate wigger sister of hers is telling the truth, I could bring myself to finally, actually hate Phil. The signs do seem to add up to Khat being an actual tard and Phil grooming her.

• 'Hey guise, here's my real life girlfriend Khat on stream for the first time! Hawhawhaw! Oh man I KNEW this trolling shit would happen but it's YOUR fault, NOT MINE. Stop victim blaming. Khat really wanted to do this Halloween stream, not me. Not my fault.'
• 'No Khat you can't have any online presence whatsoever. The internet is a big bad scawwy place and the tractors on the farms would have a field day if you did.'
• 'Khat learned to drive to work after only one month! Khat only works 2 days a week during the winter season! Khat finally got her drivers license! Khat mastered the art of stirring my gout sauce!'

I haven't perused this thread as closely as I would have liked to, but these to me seem like the most egregious offenses on Phil's part w.r.t. his wife.

 

[Prince Lotor]

Phil blocked his sister-in-law on Twitter. Phil, you're going to have to stop acting like a little baby bitch on this one, she's your family just like Jasper and Cathy. You can't just ignore her.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I don't believe Katherine is Aspie, although there's clearly some mental disability there, so it's moot to debate. And, yes, Phil is scum for marrying her and enabling this arrangement. What else is new. The sad thing is that when Katherine divorces/leaves him, Phil's 9000+ luck stat will have another vulnerable woman fall in his lap within a week again.

 

[PieceofShet]

 

[TheTriggerin']

god she's such a cunt. She suddenly cares about Khet now? Why?

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

People willing to assume a homeless attention seeking addict is being 100% truthful is pretty dumb. I get people don't like Phil but maybe the girl who hasn't talked to her sister in who knows how many years (if ever as an adult) isn't telling the truth about the woman who was in a relationship with another otherwise normal dude (who even owned his own Subaru!) and who chose to date and then move in with a different guy while still in the first relationship.

And that maybe she's not being taken advantage of by not appearing on stream because DSP lets it slip all the time that he wants and tries to convince Kat to come on stream so he can 1) make more money by having her show up and 2) "prove" he's in a loving big boy relationship, but she's actually emasculating DSP by actively not helping him try and pathetically show off and then going off to parties with her friends. And all he can do to save face is pretend that she ran away cause of trolls, not that she'd rather be out with her friends at a party and not helping him be a clown hermit.

Also the telephone descent of "she has aspergers" to "she's I Am Sam levels of mentally disabled" shows how knowledgeable people really are when they have a chance to make fun of a fatty who plays games bad.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

god she's such a cunt. She suddenly cares about Khet now? Why?

Because autist detractors have piled up on her.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

At first it seemed like Kat was on drugs or something because she was so slow. Just rewatch the second Kat and DSP video.

"Kat, chat wants you to read their joke!"

Dead air

"... read it out loud"

And a couple months ago Phil had to flex on Twitter that his wife said something smart. "People are buying all the hand sanitizer"

 

[Kosher Dill]

I don't believe Katherine is Aspie, although there's clearly some mental disability there, so it's moot to debate.

Aspergers seems plausible because she's sort of weird and awkward but not disabled like Phil's drooling tard audience. But given everything else in her life it could easily just be that she's zonked-out on psych meds, that she's demon-possessed, or that she's just a plain old awkward weirdo who doesn't like being on camera.

 

[TankMelee]

And a couple months ago Phil had to flex on Twitter that his wife said something smart. "People are buying all the hand sanitizer"

You're taking her out of context. She noted "Why on Earth are people buying hand sanitizer if you're in self-quarantine?" People going out every day should be the ones to buy hand sanitizer, not the ones staying safe at home. Apparently their grocery store is exclusively patronized by people who are unemployed or can work from home.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Phil blocked his sister-in-law on Twitter. Phil, you're going to have to stop acting like a little baby bitch on this one, she's your family just like Jasper and Cathy. You can't just ignore her.

Just for the sake of being fair, I've got one side of my family essentially blocking me and my side due to bad blood issues. It's more likely than you think. But in Phil's situation it's just scummy no matter what lens you view it through.

god she's such a cunt. She suddenly cares about Khet now? Why?

She's a stupid attention-craving whore. This is probably the most fun she's had in years and the most attention from a bunch of males who, for once, didn't want an easy lay.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

Phil blocked his sister-in-law on Twitter. Phil, you're going to have to stop acting like a little baby bitch on this one, she's your family just like Jasper and Cathy. You can't just ignore her.

More likely than you think. I havent spoken to my mothers side of the family in a decade, lot of bad blood there

Not over tweets though

 

[ReentryPhantom]

There you have it.

 

[the khat quaffer]

There you have it.

'i would like to call the state's expert witness....'

I'm honestly impressed she's doing this and not taking part in the Floyd chimpouts.

 

[BrokeACKMountain]

Beyond just maybe trying to get a place to stay I wouldn't be surprised if Jenna and her BF depending on his character as well try to steal DSP's items and resell them or something if they get there.

She can take the statues but everything else is business related and she can't have them.

 

[gh0stzero]

She can take the statues but everything else is business related and she can't have them.

Shes going after Jasper as well

 

[strandedcastaway]

Obviously Jenna has some major issues, but is her view of Khet as, let's say, "slow" (or sedated, take your pick) and easily manipulated (by their mom, now by Phil) closer to reality that the view of some that she's some master manipulator genius who runs Phil's life? I think so. When everyone asks about WWE Champions or the bankruptcy and what Kat knows about it....the answer is, very little. Phil tells her what he wants her to know, she works a few hours a week, functions as she can, and plays the role of "grown-up wife".

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

Does Jenna know he's spent at least 40k on a mobile game and not her sister?