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She does now
Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna
- Thread starter James Smith
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She’s threatening Phil and Kat’s cat, which means she’s quite literally threatening their CHILD. Which means she’s threatening his family. I wonder how much that sentence alone freaks him out.
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She doesn't. This is a show to get money from simps.
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I actually agree with this. Do not give her money.
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One thing we're not going to see is a fun confrontation, unfortunately. Phil is one of the biggest pussies on the planet and I fully believe that if he knows his sister-in-law is coming, he'll hunker down with the cops on speed dial or he'll make himself scarce (if in Phil's worst-case scenario, Kat lets her in).
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Fellas, this is when you know a female is trying to play you. She's acting purely because she loves the attention. Take notes.
She's not gonna do shit. I'm just saying, keep your hopes low. Enjoy the somewhat juicy lore but don't hitch your wagon to this wigger's star.
if I'm wrong may I get cursed with the gout.
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I think she might actually show in Renton, because she's crazy, homeless and has nothing to lose. But, not to "save Katherine", to get some of those Burnell bux. It's not the worst idea tbh, if Jenna can get past Phil's paranoid defenses, she can definitely bilk shekels out of him.
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I watched a bit of that TIHYDP Ludwig World Order put together of Kat playing Horizon: Zero Dawn, and I’m not exaggerating when I say that she’s one of the most awkward females I’ve ever seen. Every time she speaks, she mildly chuckles to herself and kind of looks around, almost like she’s not sure if she’s allowed to speak. The fact that she looks like a Norwegian Black Metal singer without their makeup is just an observation I had. She also had this weird habit of constantly looking out the window. Maybe she and Phil bonded over paranoia.
Also, the big cutscene of the game where it explains where the robots came from, and explained the woman the lead character kept seeing visions of, Kat tried to explain the cutscene when it was over, and it was so NOT what was happening (she said something like “So the woman is Aloy’s mother???” which the cutscene never implied at all, and doesn’t even make sense with the amount of time that has passed in the game), so she’s definitely not valedictorian material. It’s definitely a marriage of convenience for them both. She seem to be even more boring than Phil.
What burnell bucks? He's rapidly climbing the ranks in WWE candy crush guilds that doesn't come cheap.
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Imagine marrying into a crazy family then blocking your inlaws hahahah. Maybe DSP thinks she is a troll but its actually Kat's crazy sister LOL.
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Strong disagree, he has nothing to lose here by just calling the police on her for trespassing or threats-Jenna doesn't have leverage to ask for hush money when she has already leaked so much embarrassing information and Kat's definitely exceptional or zonked out on pills or whatever enough to side with Phil or just not understand the big deal.
You're assuming a demon possessed thot is capable of long term planning and reasoning (to be fair to her, the idea that he's wasting that much on wrasslin is so silly that it is hard to believe). Assuming this isn't gay ops she might have just heard "Pig makes $120,000 a year" and tuned out the rest.
Go watch Phil's tihydp of horizon zero dawn you'll find Phil insufferable.
Kat might be awkward in front of a webcam but I'd rather watch her instead of Phil. Wish she'd stream skyrim since she seems to like it so much
Remember that horizon zero dawn is when Kat was fairly new to streaming go watch her later Persona 5 playthroughs and there is a big improvement. And the comments section agrees with me.
Also I don't know what her setup was at the time but she could have been checking her stream chat / stream quality when she was "looking at the window" the light is coming from her right hand side but shes checking to her left. Phil does the same thing for checking the stream
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This shit is so fucking funny to me.
Sorry for the near double post but I found a great vid in case anyone wants a re-cap on the wedding.
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Agree with the looking around. In the TIHYDP, LWO even says she is reading the chat when she is looking off to the side.Go watch Phil's tihydp of horizon zero dawn you'll find Phil insufferable.
Kat might be awkward in front of a webcam but I'd rather watch her instead of Phil. Wish she'd stream skyrim since she seems to like it so much
Remember that horizon zero dawn is when Kat was fairly new to streaming go watch her later Persona 5 playthroughs and there is a big improvement. And the comments section agrees with me.
Also I don't know what her setup was at the time but she could have been checking her stream chat / stream quality when she was "looking at the window" the light is coming from her right hand side but shes checking to her left. Phil does the same thing for checking the stream
I wish she was still streaming when she played Assassin's Creed. Phil said she was better at that game than him and she had to give him pointers on how to play.
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Fucking this. Stupid bitch has already announced over twitter she wants to kill him.
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Go watch Phil's tihydp of horizon zero dawn you'll find Phil insufferable.
Kat might be awkward in front of a webcam but I'd rather watch her instead of Phil. Wish she'd stream skyrim since she seems to like it so much
Remember that horizon zero dawn is when Kat was fairly new to streaming go watch her later Persona 5 playthroughs and there is a big improvement. And the comments section agrees with me.
Also I don't know what her setup was at the time but she could have been checking her stream chat / stream quality when she was "looking at the window" the light is coming from her right hand side but shes checking to her left. Phil does the same thing for checking the stream
Well, at least Kat doesn’t make non-stop incredibly lame jokes during cutscenes. I’ll give her that much. Phil seems to really fancy himself to be the Mystery Science Theater 3000 of the video game realm. If only he had a sharp wit and comic timing, it would be a great schtick.
edit: Also, people who constantly laugh at their own jokes fucking suck.
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Can't wait for the "chill stream" on Monday, where Phil stays positive by recapping the last few pages of the thread. All it will take is one question from one of his fans. You just know they're going to bring it up, and he's gonna lose it. kek
ditto
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Now keep in mind Phil just cannot play
Vidya games to save his life (la-la-la)
Because he used those special parts
To make his horsey Wife.