embarrassing updates 05/31/20 - FACT: Becky wipes Amberlynn's ass & gash

"My Hymen was INTACT"
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"It felt sooo good when I took a shower yesterday."
Gorl, wat? You still have dirty as hell adhesive on your arm from like 3 fucking days ago :cringe: Not to mention yo hair crunchy AF 🤮
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lol she's already demanding a 2nd opinion on her bloodwork from the ER because "I'vE nEVeR SeEN iT LIkE ThAT!" :story:

Ugh that smug smile of hers, I can't. Plus she continues to doctor shop, even though she said she doesn't doctor shop in the Snapchat rant. Actions speak louder than words.
 
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Man, what is with these people. Just keep this shit private. How long till she starts doing common TMI stuff like Foody Beauty.
.... a hymen isn't made of iron its not going dramatically change surgery???? Riding a bike, using a tampon, doing anything can break it. Hell, some people aren't born with it.
Knew a chick who had it happen playing sports. Can happem from a ton of simple stuff.
 
Not to give this beast any credit, but the tegederm adhesive they use to keep her IV in has a very strong adhesive that does not wash off easily. (By no means do I believe she tried, however.). There is a product you can buy to wipe and dissolve the adhesive off-lots of cancer patients and others who regularly get tegederm buy them. That stuff can last weeks as we’ll likely see. Some oil make-up removers can help, as does nail polish remover, which you obviously don’t want to use on skin. Regular soaps and body wash don’t do much.

She doesn’t know that yet because she hasn’t tried to remove it.

She doesn’t have a hymen as nobody would fix it for free, it’s ridiculous she’d say that. She has no clue what she’s talking about. I imagine if you put a diagram of female genitalia in front of Amber, she would not be able to name the parts, and likely still even thinks she pees from her vagina. Which is pretty remarkable for a lesbian.

Women have babies and wipe themselves after without help. A D&C is a relatively simple procedure that would cause a normal woman no more than a day of discomfort. And why they didn’t use conscious sedation rather than a general is beyond me. But this really proves to me that Becky has been helping a while, because there is no reason the same things she did before could not be done now.

You know what procedure Becky’s mom had done? Whether she has breast cancer that spread to her liver, or has primary liver cancer, she had a biopsy. They take a long needle, stick it through your skin, and cut out a piece of your liver where the tumor is. Sometimes they do it several times to find the proper tumor areas. And, they do it awake, because the person has to hold their breath at the right time. It’s like being stabbed, because the person is being stabbed. Amber should be ashamed of crying about a heavy period when Becky’s mom is going through something a thousand times worse. And some of her viewers may be too. But it never crosses her mind.

This is why she’s so fat:she can’t tolerate the slightest bit of discomfort, either physical or “mental.”

This episode is pathetic. When she gets the news from pathology that all is well, she’ll probably eat an entire pizza, that’s how clueless she is.
 
Yeah, none of what she's saying makes any sense.

A doctor would not keep a 500lb woman who repeatedly stopped breathing during the procedure under anesthetics for longer than necessary just to pretty up a part of you that nobody will ever see.

If you are in pain, and nothing impedes you from wiping yourself, there is no reason why you wouldn't do it. Having someone else wipe you would be even more painful because it's not like they can feel what hurts and what doesn't.

I get why she is m*lking this for as long as possible, this is probably the most amount of positive attention she's gotten in years, and as much as she pretends to be a strong bitch who trolls the haydurs, you know that she wished she had more people kiss her shelf butt.
 
Actually, if you're a woman who hasn't had penetrative sex, your hymen is pretty much gone by your late teen years anyway. It grows thin and gets worn down by normal activity. Amber has either made up her story about her hymen out of whole cloth or she's creatively interpreting what the doctor did to her (which was, most likely, stitching her up after an episiotomy or similar preocedure.) I certainly wouldn't trust a 30 year old who's never been to a gyno to know anything about her own female anatomy, especially when said anatomy has been distended by fat.
 
Amber is a lahh. She lies about everything. She's also uneducated and of low intelligence. She's a histrionic and HPD is nothing but the modern version of Freud's good old diagnosis of Hysteria. (She's not a narc. HPD and NPD often get confused in women.)

She is being overly dramatic and exaggerating some procedure because it made her uncomfortable and we all know Amber will immediately scream murder if something gives her the slightest amount of discomfort.

She's a moron who buys into misogynistic constructs. She is obsessed with her hymen because someone diddled her at one point in her life and now she's trying to delude herself that she is still an innocent, dainty virgin to make herself feel better.
 
Just throwing this out there. Most girls lose their hymen through everyday shit. Not even sex. Riding bike, riding horses, exercising, running, and just having your period can break your hymen. Some people aren’t born with one.

I find it very hard to believe that in her... what? 30 years as a human, her hymen has never been broken. But it’s a super weird flex to be like “uwu I still had a hymen” so I guess I’ll believe her.

That said. Getting her hymen broken should not be causing the issues she’s claiming. Most girls barley even feel it when they lose theirs. For some it’s a slight pinch. For others it’s a punch. But it doesn’t last hours and days. And it bleeds less than a period.

So I’m not sure why she’s harping on this hymen thing so hard. But god damn, poor Becky. Now, even if she wanted to leave, it would be hard to do so and not seem like an ass.
 
Wait, what new soda flavors? Amber's 15 magnitude period must have distracted me from truly important news!

There's Sprite with Ginger, that's new. It's really good imo.

On another note, watch out for my new EP with my band Intact Lesbian Hymen. I've not heard someone even say the word Hymen in probably decades. It's such a weird thing to focus on.
 
I find it very hard to believe that in her... what? 30 years as a human, her hymen has never been broken. But it’s a super weird flex to be like “uwu I still had a hymen” so I guess I’ll believe her.
That's why it's such an obvious lie. She went to the ER for a heavy period. If she says that, she sounds like she's making a mountain out of a mole hill. So then it's muh hole's so dainty they had to open it and seal it back up. Muh hole's so dainty Becky has to wipe it now.

I can't even watch these videos. Never seen such a drawn out and pathetic self-deprecating attention whoring attempt in my life.
 
I'm still really confused about that. The doctor stitched it back up (even though some people said they usually don't ). She can't go to a gyno till it's healed up. Isn't the gyno visits taking a risk on opening it up again or are they able to be careful with stuff like that? Usually, it's for religious reasons. I never heard of a girl so obsessed with keeping her hymen intact
If a hymen rips during any procedure, it's not stitched back together. If you're very self concious of your hymen, you can get plastic surgery to reconstruct it but they won't do it in ERs. It's a cosmetic procedure and in ER they don't give a fuck about looks, it's all funtion. Amber is most likely confusing it with some other part of her vagina. A ripped hymen will not interfere with gyno exams, unless it was reconstructed but it's likely not the case here. If she tore her vaginal opening, perineum or something, it would need to heal before a speculum is inserted again.

Not so fun fact: when you're morbidly obese, your cervix goes higher up from the pressure on the pelvis and pelvic floor. That means it's more difficult to access it, requiring a longer speculum. And longer speculums are also girthier. So she most likely had a tear in some other part of her vagina that required stitches due to her cervix playing hide and seek.
 
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