As if Phil ever leaves the house anyway.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion
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He's like 20 minutes south of Seattle. He'll only care if this interferes with his Tuesday plans.
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"Those fucking niggers ruined my day out with my wife. Look dood, I only get to see her once per week because we're both adults and super busy. Fucking nudniks out their rioting over some guy that died. Who even cares, I have it way worse with all these detractors ruining my life."
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Greasy begging from tonight's (05/31/20) Morrowind stream.
"FYI, I'm streaming for about another twenty-five minutes. So. Just saying: The Tips Goal, we're not there yet."
"It's not a guilt trip! It's a statement of fact!"
"Well! Ladies and Gentlemen, I just received a forty dollar tip! *SHRUG* *SNAKE LAUGH* And people say, 'Phil! Why do you bring it up?' *COUCH THUMP* Gee, I wonder why I bring it up? Hmmh."
In less than two minutes, DSP attempts to shake down his moronic fans for more tip money with a guilt trip, deny that he's guilt tripping people when he acts sad about possibly not reaching the Tips Goal, and then act smug and congratulate himself for successfully emotionally manipulating the paypigs into coughing up more money.
It's so fucking gross to watch.
Ugh.
Just fucking UGH.
The Grift Continues . . .
"FYI, I'm streaming for about another twenty-five minutes. So. Just saying: The Tips Goal, we're not there yet."
"It's not a guilt trip! It's a statement of fact!"
"Well! Ladies and Gentlemen, I just received a forty dollar tip! *SHRUG* *SNAKE LAUGH* And people say, 'Phil! Why do you bring it up?' *COUCH THUMP* Gee, I wonder why I bring it up? Hmmh."
In less than two minutes, DSP attempts to shake down his moronic fans for more tip money with a guilt trip, deny that he's guilt tripping people when he acts sad about possibly not reaching the Tips Goal, and then act smug and congratulate himself for successfully emotionally manipulating the paypigs into coughing up more money.
It's so fucking gross to watch.
Ugh.
Just fucking UGH.
The Grift Continues . . .
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Well honey, I'm getting tired, it's almost midnight and my penis hasn't been sucked on yet. Just saying. It's not a guilt trip! It's just a statement of fact! If I go to bed without a blowjob so be it, I'm just letting you know is all! Not a guilt trip!
Satoi
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I know it's hard to believe, but this clip is particularly bad. I think the worst thing about this is after the 40 dollars come in and he responds with "Gee, I wonder why I bring it up? Hmmh." you can basically feel his true words, which would be something like "About time, motherfucker! What took you idiots so long anyway? You and me know I deserve this!"
I said it before, but man this dude just oozes it. He oozes it.
Also, he's genuinely going to knock himself out with gin the night the streak ends (again) since it has become some sort of ego boost for him.
KingjadVCMP
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So this seems like something ELSE has happened. It's a very bold claim to make. Thoughts?
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I don't think there's anything more to it than him attempting to make yet another tragedy/crisis about himself, to convince his paypigs that he's socially conscious and garner more pitybux.
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Just DSP pretending he's part of the outside world again.
Just another tweet he hopes "goes viral" so people think he isn't a piece of shit.
hundredthousand
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Let's all listen to the guy who makes a career out of begging for money from literal handicaps, commits tax fraud and bankruptcy fraud, and grooms underage females.
Heal the world.
Heal the world.
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He always does this virtue signalling faggotry. It's utterly pathetic because he believes anyone needs or even values his words and opinions.
He's a fat 38 year old retard that tricked a potato to marry him, beat his knob for kids on stream and begs for pennies.
If any detractors stuff got burned or looted, he'd have a giggle about it.
He's just fishing for attention.
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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink
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I think my favorite part of this tweet is it’s still super fence sitting. I have no idea what side he’s on or what’s upsetting him. Is he in support of black lives matter and this tweet is about blacks being killed by cops and their frustration with the system never changing? If so then why didn’t he use the black lives matter hashtag?
Is he angry people are looting and rioting and he wants the government to give the shoot to kill orders so peace can return to the world before his day off because he’s cared of running into any thugs?
All I know is what’s currently happening in the world is apparently upsetting him, but I have no idea what part of the current events is upsetting him.
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That's public suicide for Phil.
I can tell you with zero doubt if he did that, a bunch of people would spam all the racist shit he said in the past.
hundredthousand
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I think he's more on the cops side as his previous tweet was calling the protesters thugs, thieves, etc.
All Phil cares about is himself and the bubble around him. He is PRO-Phil all the way and fuck you if you do anything to affect his lifestyle.
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Is this tweet even about the riots?
For all we know, he is sad the pandemic caused his favorite restaurant to close down and he is also upset he has to get up at 8 o'clock to go shopping for his frozen premade turkey burger patties.
For all we know, he is sad the pandemic caused his favorite restaurant to close down and he is also upset he has to get up at 8 o'clock to go shopping for his frozen premade turkey burger patties.
LavosReee
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Just some of Khet oozing from PersonalityParasitePhil.
The Penultimate Warrior
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Perhaps he lost another save file
clownpiss
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phil is such a sheltered baby back bitch though, probably a combination of virtue signalling, staying up and drinking, being genuinely scared even though he never leaves the house.
he usually takes off the day after tweets like these, i wonder if he will. also gold of him to tell everyone not to talk about it on his stream because his stream is a distraction from it but he still has to get his brownie points
he usually takes off the day after tweets like these, i wonder if he will. also gold of him to tell everyone not to talk about it on his stream because his stream is a distraction from it but he still has to get his brownie points
Comma
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It's just DSP realizing shit's going down close to home, and it could actually affect him.
Notice how he tweeted "This is one of the worst days of my life" mere hours after mentioning the riots are hitting HIS area, which was his very first tweet on the subject altogether, btw. Makes you think, huh?
It's just like how he handled COVID-19; didn't mention it (much) at first and even hardcore mocked it and basically laughed at people who were rightfully concerned. This is from a pre-stream at the end of February, 2020:
He started to become worried only after it became clear Seattle's area was heavily affected, just like the bigger part of the rest of the world, and it in turn could affect him or his family.
I guess this is what you become when you lock yourself out of the real world 6 days a week; the ultimate narcissist.
Notice how he tweeted "This is one of the worst days of my life" mere hours after mentioning the riots are hitting HIS area, which was his very first tweet on the subject altogether, btw. Makes you think, huh?
It's just like how he handled COVID-19; didn't mention it (much) at first and even hardcore mocked it and basically laughed at people who were rightfully concerned. This is from a pre-stream at the end of February, 2020:
He started to become worried only after it became clear Seattle's area was heavily affected, just like the bigger part of the rest of the world, and it in turn could affect him or his family.
I guess this is what you become when you lock yourself out of the real world 6 days a week; the ultimate narcissist.
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