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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...school-attack-caught-camera-says-bullied.html

A transgender girl accused of assaulting two students at a Texas high school alleges that she was being bullied and was merely fighting back

Shocking video shows a student identified by police as Travez Perry violently punching, kicking and stomping on a girl in the hallway of Tomball High School.

The female student was transported to the hospital along with a male student, whom Perry allegedly kicked in the face and knocked unconscious.

According to the police report, Perry - who goes by 'Millie' - told officers that the victim has been bullying her and had posted a photo of her on social media with a negative comment.

One Tomball High School parent whose daughter knows Perry said that the 18-year-old had been the target of a death threat.

'From what my daughter has said that the girl that was the bully had posted a picture of Millie saying people like this should die,' the mother, who asked not to be identified by name, told DailyMail.com.

When Perry appeared in court on assault charges, her attorney told a judge that the teen has been undergoing a difficult transition from male to female and that: 'There's more to this story than meets the eye.'

Perry is currently out on bond, according to authorities.

The video of the altercation sparked a widespread debate on social media as some claim Perry was justified in standing up to her alleged bullies and others condemn her use of violence.

The mother who spoke with DailyMail.com has been one of Millie's most ardent defenders on Facebook.

'I do not condone violence at all. But situations like this show that people now a days, not just kids, think they can post what they want. Or say what they want without thinking of who they are hurting,' she said.

'Nobody knows what Millie has gone through, and this could have just been a final straw for her. That is all speculation of course because I don't personally know her or her family, but as a parent and someone who is part of the LGBTQ community this girl needs help and support, not grown men online talking about her private parts and shaming and mocking her.'

One Facebook commenter summed up the views of many, writing: 'This was brutal, and severe! I was bullied for years and never attacked anyone!'

Multiple commenters rejected the gender transition defense and classified the attack as a male senselessly beating a female.

One woman wrote on Facebook: 'This person will get off because they're transitioning. This is an animal. She kicked, and stomped, and beat...not okay. Bullying is not acceptable, but kicking someone in the head. Punishment doesn't fit the crime.'

FB https://www.facebook.com/travez.perry http://archive.is/mnEmm

 

[Spooky Bones]

A Connecticut policy that allows transgender athletes to compete in girls sports violates the civil rights of female athletes, the U.S. Education Department's Office for Civil Rights has ruled.

And this is why you have to vote for President, because if the current year Democrats win, then all of these offices are going to be stacked with troons and troon enablers who honestly believe that "transgender athletes" are ontologically female.

 

[Calooby]

Lawyers for the transgender athletes have argued that both are undergoing hormone treatments that have put them on an equal footing with the girls they are competing against.

Boy I tell you, they sure are making a lot of money from the two athletes here if they're willing to jeopardize their entire career and reputation with bullshit like that. They could be on hormones for decades, but even though muscle mass is reduced, they will always have a larger, bulkier male bone structure. I have no idea if/when we'll ever have the technology to put transwomen on the same level anatomically as natal women, but I'm not feeling too optimistic about it and I honestly think we have way bigger shit to worry about right now.

 

[AnOminous]

I have no idea if/when we'll ever have the technology to put transwomen on the same level anatomically as natal women, but I'm not feeling too optimistic about it and I honestly think we have way bigger shit to worry about right now.

The courts can't just ignore cases brought by people whose rights are being violated who bring a lawsuit to defend those rights.

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

Ah man, I didn't realize you guys already posted it here.

Shit I'm always late on A&N.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Ah man, I didn't realize you guys already posted it here.

Shit I'm always late on A&N.

We're all autistic here.

 

[LateNightMuffin]

In this interview, which has been edited and condensed for clarity . . .

Meredith Talusan: I’m really fascinated by the mirror because of the fact that it’s such a long-running sort of, like, cliché in terms of trans writing, you know?

"edited and condensed for clarity . . ."
" such a long-running sort of, like, cliché in terms of trans writing, you know?"

If they left in "like" and "you know" when they were condensing, what sort of unnecessary bullshit did they take out? That's really shitty "editing."

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

If anyone cares, here's the legalese behind the administrative ruling:

http://www.adfmedia.org/files/SouleDOEImpendingEnforcementLetter.pdf

Edit: It looks like I can't copy/paste the full quotes for some bizarre reason. Here's screenshots. Also had to use imgur, since image uploading is bombing for me.

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OCR determined that the participation of Glastonbury, Canton, and Danbury in athletic events sponsored by the CIAC, consistent with the which resulted in Students 1, 2, and 3, and other female student-athletes competing against Students A and B, denied athletic benefits and opportunities to Students 1, 2, and 3, and other female student-athletes, in violation of the regulation implementing Title IX, at 34 C.F.R. § 106.41(a). Glastonbury, Canton, and Danbury placed female student-athletes in athletic events against male student-athletes, resulting in competitive disadvantages for female student-athletes. The athletic events in which the female student-athletes competed were coeducational; female student-athletes were denied the opportunity to compete in events that were exclusively female, whereas male student-athletes were able to compete in events that were exclusively male. female student-athletes athletic opportunities that were provided to male student-athletes. obligations to comply with the regulation implementing Title IX are not obviated or alleviated by any rule or regulation of the CIAC. 34 C.F.R § 106.6(c).

I imagine lines like that are going to send Title IX "advocates" into carpet chewing paroxysms of rage.

This suprised me:

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With respect to the retaliation allegation filed against the CIAC, there was insufficient evidence to complained about the Revised Transgender Participation Policy. With respect to the retaliation allegation filed against Glastonbury, there was insufficient evidence to substantiate the

They obviously lost, but I wonder what was going on here.

 

[TungstenCarbide]

PLEASE tell me that transwomen can still represent women in the Olympics?? I NEED that peak trans moment ok??

I fear that we'll have to wait a few more years to have that collective peak trans moment. I don't think that in the next Olympic games there will be enough troon athletes to cause a scandal. Also, it could have the opposite effect, aka encourage more sports federations to insert female-identifying male athletes in their teams. God knows that a few countries are already doing that.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

J.K. Rowling apparently boomered up her Twitter earlier today, accidentally copy/pasting a "transphobic" quote from somewhere, in a now deleted tweet. She also apparently started threatening LOLsuits against various trannies, but I'm having a hard time getting the receipts to that. (sorry) I assume she removed those as well.

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“Harry Potter” author J.K. Rowling tweets profane transphobic message to 9-year-old fan

http://archive.is/yqj2z

 

[Retribution]

with some tranny cheerleaders mixed in for the sake of being inclusive

That might actually be kinda funny. Just imagine those fat fucks trying to do cartwheels and somersaults.

 

[Polytetrafluoroethylene]

J.K. Rowling apparently boomered up her Twitter earlier today, accidentally copy/pasting a "transphobic" quote from somewhere, in a now deleted tweet. She also apparently started threatening LOLsuits against various trannies, but I'm having a hard time getting the receipts to that. (sorry) I assume she removed those as well.

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“Harry Potter” author J.K. Rowling tweets profane transphobic message to 9-year-old fan

http://archive.md/yqj2z

Here you go:

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[trannyfucker]

This story has sadly been deleted from its host presumably because the troon narcissism was too intense, but not before some shitty bot stole it and ran some kind of thesaurus change against it. I've tried to reverse the thesaurus bot, but the use of 'they' pronouns by the troons makes it a bit confusing still

https://www.citynews1130.com/2020/05/29/nightmare-border-closure-traps-transgender-american-with-abusive-parents-canadian-spouse/

'Nightmare' – Border closure traps transgender American with abusive mother and father: Canadian partner - Danilfineman

The ban on non-essential journey between the U.S. and Canada has created a “nightmare” state of affairs for a transgender American by trapping them within the house of their abusive mother and father, in accordance with their Canadian partner. The couple – each of whom use the gender non-binary...

danilfineman.com

Border closure traps transgender American with abusive mother and father: Canadian partner

The ban on non-essential journey between the U.S. and Canada has created a “nightmare” scenario for a transgender American by trapping them within the house of their abusive parents, according to their Canadian spouse.

The couple – who both use the gender non-binary pronouns they/them – first met on an literary discussion board on-line, where they “bonded over mutual curiosity in poetry and Jane Austen.”


“We spent plenty of time studying together, discussing performances, musicals, and dealing on varied tasks associated to our professions,” the 27-year-old Canadian informed NEWS 1130. “We chatted over video and WhatsApp every time they weren’t learning and I wasn’t at work, making time for one another in our otherwise hectic days.”

NEWS 1130 has agreed to withhold the couple’s names and other identifying particulars to guard the security of the sufferer of alleged abuse.

Finally, the couple became bored with being digital pen pals. The American, a 22-year-old musician, got here to Canada, where they married their sweetheart and spent the summer season.


“I’ve by no means been so completely satisfied for my house to be stuffed with music, laughter, and pleasure,” stated the Canadian, a recent drama faculty graduate.


After spending the summer season togethee, the newlyweds had been separated again when the musician returned to New York state, the place they resumed research. However they had also been returning to an abusive home.

“Their parents are homophobic and transphobic, abusive and management the place/when and the way they depart [the] home,” the Canadian informed NEWS 1130 in an e-mail. “Public respite from the home situation, which they made use of before COVID-19, is now not possible as all public areas and cafes are closed.”



The mother and father reacted to news of the wedding “actually poorly” and the abuse solely worsened when their child returned, the Canadian stated in a telephone interview.

“The locks had been ripped off of doorways and my partner has usually known as me simply so I can hear what they had been being threatened with.”

Before the COVID-19 pandemic shut the U.S.-Canada border to all non-essential journeys, the American decided to return to reside with their partner this spring.


The musician was accepted to a Canadian post-graduate program and applied for a study permit, which is now pending. With out that permit in hand, they’re uncertain whether or not they’ll be able to cross the border.

The uncertainty has trapped the American in their abusive home, their partner informed NEWS 1130, noting the recommendation mostly given to victims of home abuse is to leave a harmful environment and go to a trusted member of the family.

“I’m the member of the family that they will belief, however we’re not 100 per cent [sure] if they will come right here,” the Canadian stated. “We would like compassion and help.”

They stated their partner has no associates or household they will stay with in New York as part of their parents' “method of abuse” has been to isolate their child from the surface world.

“Think about the restrictions that everybody has needed to follow due to this pandemic; it isn’t too far-off from what was being done to my partner their whole life,” the Canadian stated in a telephone interview.

The couple has consulted immigration lawyers and Canadian officers and has been informed Canada Border Services Agency would “most likely” permit the American to cross the border. That assurance isn’t ok, the Canadian stated.


An unsuccessful attempt to try to cross the border would send the American back to an “extraordinarily harmful state of affairs,” the place the abusers could be angered by the attempted escape, the Canadian stated.

Prime Minister Justin Trudeau hinted on Friday the rules could also be loosened to reunite households separated by the U.S.-Canada border.

“Now we have been taking a look at methods of maybe permitting separated relations, children, spouses or parents of Canadian citizens or permanent residents to have the ability to reunite under strict conditions by means of a slight modification of the directives for the Canadian Border Services Agency,” he stated, with out offering details.


On Thursday afternoon, NEWS 1130 described the couple’s state of affairs and despatched inquiries to the CBSA.

“The CBSA media relations group is just not able to offer you recommendation or data regarding a person or private state of affairs. The knowledge that we shared yesterday is all we are able to present,” a spokesperson stated in an e-mail, referring to an announcement despatched in response to questions for a earlier story about how the journey restrictions’ apply to global college students.

The spokesperson had stated global college students coming from the U.S. had been “usually” allowed to enter the nation if that they had a study permit.

NEWS 1130 requested the Agency to answer to basic questions on policies and practices. A spokesperson later stated the CBSA wouldn’t be capable of presenting solutions by NEWS 1130’s Friday afternoon deadline.

A spokesperson for Immigration, Refugees and Citizenship Canada deferred to the CBSA in response to questions from NEWS 1130.

Leslie Morley, an immigration lawyer in Kingston, described the couple’s state of affairs “tragic” and “simply precisely the type of factor that you just don’t need to have occur once you’re making an attempt to keep everyone protected.”


The American could also be “greeted with skepticism on the border” as a result of any journey to Canada and not using a pre-approved visa or permit must be for a short lived visit with outlined plans to return to the U.S, Morley stated.

“On this explicit state of affairs, where there’s abuse taking place on the opposite facet, then I feel the argument to have the ability to are available is enhanced,” he stated.

Morley stated he would advise the couple to have a “direct, private” dialog with the CBSA before trying a border crossing. Hopefully, he stated, the American might be given a agency assurance before they’d be allowed to cross for “humanitarian causes.”


“There are extraordinary pressures on the officers on the border however this sounds just like the sort of case that’s deserving of some sort of direct intervention,” he stated.

CBSA SHOULD MAKE BORDER GUIDELINES EXTRA CLEAR, LAWYER SAYS
Will Tao, a Vancouver-based immigration lawyer, echoed a lot of Morley’s feedback.

He offered a duplicate of an inside CBSA memo, obtained by means of litigation in Ontario, detailing which situations border officers ought to and shouldn’t take into account “discretionary” journey.


The memo says a “foreign national coming to Canada to quickly reside with partner or quick household throughout the pandemic” could also be allowed to cross the border, but it surely “will depend on circumstances.”

The memo says it “arguably could be cheap to disclaim entry” to somebody making an attempt to scale back their threat of getting COVID-19 or entry Canadian health-care.

“Nevertheless, to the extent the international partner was looking for to enter as a way to be together with his Canadian citizen partner so they may assist to make sure one another’s well being, security and well-being throughout the pandemic interval, it arguably could be cheap to authorize entry.”

Tao stated this exemption might cowl the American making an attempt to return to Canada – however the CBSA ought to make it extra clear who does and doesn’t qualify.

“Hopefully issues can be clarified after which people of their situation will likely be in a position to leave deeply, deeply problematic conditions,” he stated. “One day of abuse is one too many days of abuse.”

In the meantime, the couple is left waiting.


“For arts majors who can each focus on Shakespeare till we’re blue within the face, we each admit we’re greater than slightly bored with enjoying queer Romeo and Juliet,” the Canadian wrote.

“We simply need to be home.”

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

Audio at link, doubt will work on archive.

http://archive.is/qiWQ3

Trans Clippers Project Gives People A Chance To Reclaim Their Gender Expression During The Pandemic 03:34

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May 29, 2020
Cristela Guerra
Neighbor Lauren Keisling trims the hair of Ryley Copans in their backyard with a brand new pair of clippers. (Jesse Costa/WBUR)

At a time when clippers are scarce, there’s an effort underway to get them in the hands of transgender people to help them maintain their gender identity.

The Trans Clippers Project just made its first set of deliveries around Boston thanks to community fundraising and local volunteers.

Get a daily rundown on what's happening locally with coronavirus: testing, treatments, economic impacts and Boston's road to recovery. Sign up now.

Grace Walker, who's the Massachusetts coordinator for the project, leads the local team. The national group is now in the midst of fundraising to order another batch of clippers. Organizers say the project has spread to 18 states with a spin-off starting up in Toronto.

This month, Walker, along with other volunteers, personally delivered nearly 20 brand new hair clippers to trans folks in the community. She included information about food pantries and online support groups, along with a handwritten note of encouragement.

“It's a little care package and each one has their name that I ironed on to there," Walker said. "I want everyone to feel that they are cared for and that they're not alone.”

Neighbor Lauren Keisling trims the hair of Ryley Copans in their backyard with a brand new pair of clippers. (Jesse Costa/WBUR)

During one delivery, a person didn’t want to show their hair because it made them so uncomfortable. Walker's third delivery one day took her to Roslindale. She had a bag marked “Ryley.” It’s made the recipient, a non-binary transgender person, emotional.

‘That has my name on it. Like my real name," said Ryley Copans. "And I changed my name like six, seven years ago now. But seeing a perfect stranger using that, and they only know me that way..."

In an earlier conversation, Copans, who goes by the pronouns they/them, admitted that they were willing to risk their life for a haircut. Time was passing by in quarantine and their hair was growing long. They were starting to skip showers to avoid seeing their body and found themselves getting increasingly depressed.

“For a lot of trans folks, we experience dysphoria, which for folks who don't know is a word that means a very strong of strong, deep discomfort with either parts of our body, and/or parts of our appearance that align with the sex that we were assigned at birth," Copans said.

Copans connected with Walker through a grassroots effort out of New Orleans and founded by the organization Imagine Water Works. Co-founder of the group Klie Kliebert said not passing can put trans people in danger, and even a haircut can make them vulnerable to COVID-19.

“If they can feel a little more comfortable in their bodies and maybe even continue to present closer to what feels good to them," Kliebert said, "then they're also either less likely to be misgendered in the first place, or can at least have that solace that comes with knowing that you feel good in your body, even if you're not necessarily being seen that moment."

Ari Gabrek was the first person to receive a set of clippers. They had contacted an online forum looking for someone to give them a haircut. People argued with them and tried to dissuade them from cutting their hair, but Gabrek said their hair was nearly to their shoulders and they had started to feel depressed. The clippers offered freedom.

"I had just gotten a chest binder earlier in the year and my physical appearance had, over the last few months, started to finally get conformed to what I wanted," Gabrek said. "And the haircut was something that was important because I've been being misgendered now for months since I moved back down to New Orleans."

They said just remembered what it felt like to cut their hair, made them cry. The emotion was so strong, like a pure sense of elation or euphoria.

"I was to the point if Klie wouldn't have stepped in and offered to do the Clippers Project, I was about to leap in to ask somebody to come over to cut my hair," Gabrek said. "My gender expression is a portion of my mental health...it [made] it so that it's difficult to kind of function on a day-to-day basis because when I [would] first wake up in the morning, I [was] presented with something that looks like a girl and I'm not a girl."

In Copan's backyard, their neighbor Lauren Keisling did the honors. Keisling’s only experience is shaving her own head, but she felt confident with clippers. They set up a chair under the afternoon sun, each donned a face mask, and they used an extension cord to plug in the clippers.

“OK, ready? Alright. If at any point I get you or make you uncomfortable, let me know,” Keisling said as she turned on the clippers.

“I trust you,” Copans replied.

“I'm just taking words that I've heard from my hairstylist," Keisling said, laughing. "I'm like, what are you supposed to say?”

It went by quicker than either expected and Copan’s relief was palpable. At a moment when Copan’s looking for work and applying for food stamps, their hair is one thing they can control.


One of Ryley Copans many tattoos, this one is a quote from the Andrea Gibson poem, “I Sing the Body Electric, Especially When My Power’s Out.” (Jesse Costa/WBUR)

They compared the haircut to the first shower after they received top surgery or getting a tattoo. Copans has 13 tattoos. One is a quote on their forearm from a favorite poet and spoken word artist named Andrea Gibson. It says "Flying is not pushing away the ground."

A haircut brings comfort when everything else feels out of their hands.

“This is exactly how it's supposed to be," Copans said. "This is how it's always supposed to be.”

This segment aired on May 29, 2020.

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

Imagine taking a picture that makes you look like the world's bitchiest librarian and willingly using that as an avatar.

 

[AnOminous]

This story has sadly been deleted from its host presumably because the troon narcissism was too intense, but not before some shitty bot stole it and ran some kind of thesaurus change against it. I've tried to reverse the thesaurus bot, but the use of 'they' pronouns by the troons makes it a bit confusing still

https://www.citynews1130.com/2020/05/29/nightmare-border-closure-traps-transgender-american-with-abusive-parents-canadian-spouse/

'Nightmare' – Border closure traps transgender American with abusive mother and father: Canadian partner - Danilfineman

The ban on non-essential journey between the U.S. and Canada has created a “nightmare” state of affairs for a transgender American by trapping them within the house of their abusive mother and father, in accordance with their Canadian partner. The couple – each of whom use the gender non-binary...

danilfineman.com

Those abusive parents should release these poor troons from the trap by showing them the door, where an entire wide world awaits them.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

This story has sadly been deleted from its host presumably because the troon narcissism was too intense, but not before some shitty bot stole it and ran some kind of thesaurus change against it. I've tried to reverse the thesaurus bot, but the use of 'they' pronouns by the troons makes it a bit confusing still

https://www.citynews1130.com/2020/05/29/nightmare-border-closure-traps-transgender-american-with-abusive-parents-canadian-spouse/

'Nightmare' – Border closure traps transgender American with abusive mother and father: Canadian partner - Danilfineman

The ban on non-essential journey between the U.S. and Canada has created a “nightmare” state of affairs for a transgender American by trapping them within the house of their abusive mother and father, in accordance with their Canadian partner. The couple – each of whom use the gender non-binary...

danilfineman.com

“For arts majors who can each focus on Shakespeare till we’re blue within the face, we each admit we’re greater than slightly bored with enjoying queer Romeo and Juliet,” the Canadian wrote.

Well, we all know how that play ended, so it should be right up a 41%ers alley, shouldn't it?

 

[trannyfucker]

This isn't exactly news but just came across this on Tranipedia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_killed_for_being_transgender

There's a bit in the talk page - essentially it's far too much to expect there to be any proof of this, e.g., a court decision.

So Johanna Metzger is one of vast numbers of men killed in Baltimore, but he must have been killed because he's a tranny, cos reasons

Monica Diamond was shot in the back by some kinda crackhead in Charlotte. Again it must be because he was a tranny.

Dustin Parker was a hemale taxi driver again, must be trannyphobia.

Valera from Russia, we're told ' was killed by his dorm roommates after they learned he was a transgender man ' except the source says:

" Soon after the meeting, Valera admitted to her that he had entered into an intimate relationship with a neighbor and asked for forgiveness. In the same conversation, he stated that he had revealed his actual gender to his neighbors. "

So basically she fucked some dude's wife and then he killed her. And that must be trannyphobia.

I can't be bothered to go through more than that, but for the overwhelming majority there's not even a suggestion they were killed for being trannies.

 

[CatParty]

https://www.sciencetimes.com/articles/25889/20200601/what-woman-apparently-penises-australian-academy-science.htm

The Australian Academy of Science has a new definition of a woman. According to the academy, a woman is "anyone who recognizes themself as a woman". Basically, Australian scientists now tell us that even someone with a penis, as long as identified as a woman, can indeed be a woman.

Furthermore, they say that personal gender identity does not correlate to the sex assigned at birth. As proof, the new definition can be found in the glossary of the academy's Women in STEM Decadal Plan. On the contrary, the description of a man is nowhere to be seen on the glossary.

Speculators are thinking about whether gender dysphoria has anything to do with it, or if the academy has completely gone "crazy". Gender dysphoria has something to do with a conflict between a person's physical gender and the gender with which he or she identifies. Many believe that it is a real problem, but so is anorexia, says Lyle Shelton, an Australian political activist and prominent social conservative.



Are Scientists Going Bananas?
Many have spoken out about this issue, and many are not amenable to the new definition of a woman. Bernard Lane, a writer at The Australian, who broke the story, says that John Shine, the academy's president is merely using the current coronavirus crisis to promote "made-up" science principles. Moreover, he pointed out that the Women in STEM Decadal Plan is paid for by taxpayers.

Sharing the same sentiment, Madeleine Beekman, an evolutionary biologist and a professor at the University of Sydney, said that the academy had gone wayward against biological facts. She adds that she finds it surprising, coming from an academy of science. She tells The Australian that facts should be based on science, not social or political agendas, which she finds very shocking.


Many believe that this ideology is absurd and potentially harmful. Although LNP parliamentarians like Senator Amanda Stoker from Queensland are trying to make sense of such matters with confusion regarding gender, critics think it would be hard to win the battle since the Coalition was elected.


Marriage Definition Changed in Australia
Before the alterations in the definition of a woman came to be, Australia first changed how marriage works in the country. Back in December 2017, marriage in the country was no longer determined by sex or gender. Majority of Australians voted in favor of marriage equality through a postal survey.


Finally, on December 9, 2017, marriage equality was allowed after the Marriage Act 1961 was updated. According to the Act, marriage is "the union of two people to the exclusion of all others, voluntarily entered into for life".

The following year after the Act was put in place, more than 3,000 same-sex couples got married in Australia in just the first half of 2018. According to the Australian Bureau of Statistics, some 3,149 same-sex weddings took place between December 9, when amendments to the Marriage Act became effective, and the end of the 2017-2018 financial year.

A veteran campaigner and Just Equal spokesman, Rodney Croome, said that the comparably high median age of marrying same-sex partners points out that the couples who were marrying have been together a long time. Furthermore, the couples seem to have finally been able to have their love and commitment legally recognized, he says.

 

[Chilson]

Is Australia in a competition with Canada to see who is officially the most cucked nation on the planet?

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

What is a woman? A miserable little pile of secret penises.