Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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Getting discovered like that and refusing to admit it is pretty gay
why would he? "please make it more convenient for us to dox you please pretty please, were nice boys"

There seems to be an entire task force in this thread to prove this guy is a nobody named Ben. Yea it was totally this guy is some 4D chess, that convinced everyone that Dick Masterson was a cow. Also interestingly the guy who posted PPP's dox, that literally looks like he spent hours putting together that post in a thread, he has never posted in before 🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹.

You can't make this shit up :story:
tbf kiwis tend to save info of most details even for things you or i may have wrote off as nothing long ago. i think you could bring up proof for some obscure thing that only mattered for a fleeting moment about one of tonka's old hanger ons and itd still be accepted as relevant in some thread here

It's a bit strange that this Ben thing was pretty much dropped a few days ago and now it's being brought back up.
tbf someone just has to take the heat of dick and np2 now that its gone nuclear, i mean ive practically forgotten all this and now just want to mock ben endlessly in the ben thread, bens so funny
 
It's a bit strange that this Ben thing was pretty much dropped a few days ago and now it's being brought back up.
I have never understood why it mattered at all if this guy was Ben or not. Multiple people in thread have looked up the information that this guy looked up. That and none of the proof in that long and meticulous post is accurate or isolated to just this George Cuckzinian guy. Are we going to ban Becky's ex in-laws from posting in the Amberlynn thread next? Various phonebook of a-logs & angry ex-fans from DSP thread? I mean I could go on and on.
A lot of information you get online is from when formerly amicable parties fallout out and dump information anyway, whether they do so directly, or do so through a sock. This is nothing new. Like the other derails, getting upset that the source is most likely Ben and then pretending the information needs to be discounted based solely on that basis is stupid. The more this type of thing happens, particularly after Dax screen capturing and rage tweeting kiwifarms, the more it convinces me he, people around him and members of the r/thedickshow are worth laughing at. And the more this type of shit goes on in the thread the more I'm convinced that Dax can't handle people not kissing his ass and laughing at him.
 
There seems to be an entire task force in this thread to prove this guy is a nobody named Ben. Yea it was totally this guy is some 4D chess, that convinced everyone that Dick Masterson was a cow. Also interestingly the guy who posted PPP's dox, that literally looks like he spent hours putting together that post in a thread, that he has never posted in before 🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹.

You can't make this shit up :story:

IT CONTINUES!!! THE 14TH MAN REVEALED! SWEEPY SQUAD ALL OVER IT! BEN IS DONE! NP2 CREW CANNOT STOP!

I can wait for the first gay op guy to leak all the Discord chats of them planning all these mopping/cover up attempts. What a wild ride

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Wow if some of you guys are so upset that one guy with an axe to grind with someone else has posted information here then for the sake of your mental health please don't go to Animal Control. Your moral little hearts won't be able to handle it.

There's literally a personal army thread there, it's even called that.
 
We did it Reddit KiwiFarms, we found Ben. This is the biggest development in the thread since Dax's triad bank dropped him for hosting Josh (Jew, corn harvester) after Vordrak (pedophile, insane person) called them.

I can't wait for next week's exciting developments. Dax exposed as two midgets in a costume? Secretly gay? Dax is the real Ben? Tune in and find out.
 
Wow if some of you guys are so upset that one guy with an axe to grind with someone else has posted information here then for the sake of your mental health please don't go to Animal Control. Your moral little hearts won't be able to handle it.


It's ALWAYS some asshole with an axe to grind. It's always personal. That doesn't mean Dick isn't asking or courting it in any way. From Maddox, to Hazen Cruz, to Asterios. It doesn't make the Information not good, but it's obviously biased in the most negative light and absolutely should be investigated by autists who aren't personally invested in the results. I don't give a fuck if Dick is a lolcow.

This thread turned into literally the thing Null did not want, an attack vector for people with axes to grind to dump personal beefs about on his forum. He has said it a few times in this thread to not do it.

I know the NP2 controversy is full of shit because I listened to the explanation for building it years ago. Dick, the epitome of the end of boomer me generation, did something because he saw Null and Ralph and Metokur and all the agitators of the internet getting deplatformed by a corrupt system, and he has a few bucks to maybe try to fix it.

Now Vordrak is involved. And Josh can't get his sheckles and is on the run in some European hell hole. It makes me mad at the internet. I like Null and Dick, I like it when they are on shows together. I am not interested in a corn harvest or a blood sacrifice. Corn can suck my dick. I want Null to come on to shows everytime there is a happening and be a semi reasonable human being, even Ethan's show. It's fun. It's what I am interested in. I don't care about IBS.
 
The people who for whatever reason seem desperate to turn Dick into a lolcow are at times pretty cringy but that's not really against the rules. Excessive A-Logging is but it's not like the guy has been sneaky about being super mad about Dick or something.
Oh, don't get it twisted, I'm not implying rulebreaking.

A message will be influenced one way or another by the speaker, so a major shift in the story of the speaker himself is an important part of the story of Dick turning in to a lolcow.

I'm just suggesting that there's nothing more fitting or funnier than being a simp for newsbabes as a catalyst for a case of buttmad so cataclysmic it would help spearhead the Simpspiracy and turning Dick into a lolcow.
 
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Josh on the run sounds like a great song, something a more talented pop singer could make money of.
Josh is on the run. Josh is on the run
[(((They're))) after him]
Josh is on the run. Josh is on the run.
[Go faster kid]

Evanescence fanboy. And crazy mountain jews.
All these kooks are chasing him.
But josh won't ever lose.
He's juking and he's dodging.
He's weaving like a king.
But wait here comes another blow.
Orange man has crushed his dreeeaaammms.
 
This thread turned into literally the thing Null did not want, an attack vector for people with axes to grind to dump personal beefs about on his forum. He has said it a few times in this thread to not do it.
its been allowed to happen unchecked pretty much anywhere else though, its weird that it only applies to this thread when in others acquaintances are encouraged to sign up and spill dirt, without the expectation to dox themselves because null feels he needs to know the exact specifics of your grudge against the cow

but it's obviously biased in the most negative light and absolutely should be investigated by autists who aren't personally invested in the results. I don't give a fuck if Dick is a lolcow.
I am not interested in a corn harvest or a blood sacrifice. Corn can suck my dick. I want Null to come on to shows everytime there is a happening and be a semi reasonable human being, even Ethan's show. It's fun. It's what I am interested in. I don't care about IBS.
These two statements contradict each other, also the factualness of the information can be verified without digging into a user, it didnt really change anything humor wise since it was already known george/ben is a former fan with a grudge. why is it the forum's job to verify info for the thread's cow? i know this is kiwifarms and they will dig regardless if it helps a cow or not but the rationales given are highly suspect, we have to check for a bias that we already know exists? does the granular difference between a rando fan and ben in particular change the nature of the bias that much? I dont think ive ever seen the site owner decide he needs to apply a level of fact checking into a poster's identity because the cow in question said that the former fan is actually a single former fan in particular. I dont think youd have null saunter over to try and dox anti-phil user #2099 if he said one of them was fred fuchs with no proof

tldr a forum supposedly against pa requests responded to one that wasnt even openly made by working to verify a dox for dick in apropos of nothing on their end
 
They're just so desperate to prove to us that Dax isn't a cow because years of adoration (and in some cases decent amounts of money) have gone into them believing the lie. They ultimately realize that if people start laughing at him for shit he's actually done, then their rose tinted glasses might shatter too.

Yep. You can tell the desperation to find something, anything to prove Dax isn’t a cow. Nobody really cares if they don’t think Dax is a cow but they seem really invested, including making many, many socks, to try to prove that Dax isn’t a cow after all. They’re free to think that, after all, there are people out there who don’t think ADF or John Walker Flynt are lolcows either.

Maddax is a lolcow and his 2+ week spergfit attracted Vordrak’s attention and got his shady chink bank to drop him. If Dick just laughed at the texts and moved on, he’d have a payment processor for NP2, nobody would have heard about PPP, and this thread would probably still be in the Food section. But we’re here instead because Maddax is a lolcow.
 
Josh is on the run. Josh is on the run
[(((They're))) after him]
Josh is on the run. Josh is on the run.
[Go faster kid]

Evanescence fanboy. And crazy mountain jews.
All these kooks are chasing him.
But josh won't ever lose.
He's juking and he's dodging.
He's weaving like a king.
But wait here comes another blow.
Orange man has crushed his dreeeaaammms.
Goes to show what a boomer i am. My mind went to this song

 
Josh isn't on the run but it's certainly odd how he has to be moving from country to country to country due to visa issues every time. Poland (i think), Ukraine, and now Seebia. It was a miracle he was even able to leave Ukraine. He had to pay some fine and he wasn't able to, but i think some lady was nice enough to let him pass.
 
I'm with Spedestrain, THIS IS IMPORTANT! IT IS ABOUT ETHICS IN FORUM POSTING!

A perfectly sane thing for a 40 year old man to do rather than ask the person they accuse dirrectly.


I can't find any record of that image being posted or used anywhere else. To my knowledge the only place it's ever appeared is in that @
JohnJosemos tweet and as @George Cuckzunian's avatar on Kiwi Farms.
You could of just asked. Encyclopedia Dramatica. Forget whether it was the Maddox or Dick Masterson page but it said "if your plaintif does not look like this after your lolsuit you have failed as a defendant" or something like that. Sadly ED shit the bed cause the last owner didn't back up anything.

If you look back at Dick's original accusation you'll see that tweet was from May 25. Shortly after that tweet, @George Cuckzunian changed his avatar to a naked man laying face down on a boat.
Yeah, I thought it would be funny after Dick called Modern Medusa a whale to have a dude banging a whale..... I mean, I totally was hiding my tracks cause I totally knew this would haunt me.

And by May 27 he had switched to his current Uncle Ben's avatar:
It's almost as if it's a joke...
Also did you know people with autism have a hard time understanding jokes?

So to recap, @George Cuckzunian's avatar on Kiwi Farms was an image that Ben posted to Twitter in October 2019, and that image appears to be original content that hasn't been posted or used anywhere else. Less than 24 hours after Dick accused Ben of being @George Cuckzunian, he changed his avatar to some random shit, then changed it to his current "Uncle Ben's" avatar a day later.
All according to plan! You will never infultrate my layer of journos and devs!

https://old.reddit.com/r/TheDickSho...k_whats_going_on_big_guy_you_just_gave_money/
Ummmmm he still gave Randy Harper money.


But why? Turns out Baby Ben is assblasted
Wait.... where are Dick and Riley's tweets in there? It feels like half that convo is missing.
🧹 🧹 🧹

https://archive.md/CzDnz Wait a minute.... did you just post a picture that shows Riley doing a gay op? If not WTF is this shit with Hazen and illegal pics? Why is Ben telling Riley to go to the cops? WTF?!?!

Also, you know almost everyone hates Riley. A whole month of shows was everyone shitting on Riley and mint and Dick sperging out

Despite having proved the Marie thing a bunch of different times, I'm gonna roll the dice and pretend it's AI bots or use the shaggy defense
And we get to the heart of this. It is desperation to clear info already verified and move the goal post to the most absurd levels of evidence required.... which for some reason isn't required for you.

I get it. It's about Ethic in lolcows. It's about Ethics in forum posting. It's about ethics in Kik accounts from 7 years ago.
We can still win the west! We just need to get Sargon to tweet GamerGate2 and call Jim a white n-slur
Then the dumb stuff Dick did won't be funny anymore.


Allow me to suggest a reason anyone should care. The man who makes up fully 20% of this thread's postings since around page 100 is leading the charge
I AM THE LEADER OF GAMERGATE2

It's ALWAYS some asshole with an axe to grind. It's always personal. That doesn't mean Dick isn't asking or courting it in any way
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Dick is always such a fucking victim.

I have never understood why it mattered at all if this guy was Ben or not.
It doesn't to anyone on the thread. It's why the everyone being Ben thing is funny.
It does to Dick and the sweepy squad. As I have said I know for a fact Dax 100% has my dox (don't care to say how). However if he just drops it, he loses the trust of anyone who would trust him with info, payments, etc. That goes double if the wrong person gets doxed. He can't just give it to a cappo and have them drop it because then it becomes a question of how did you find out. He can complain to the manager, but the manager coluding to Dox someone for posting proof marie used a Kik account with that screen name is not a good look. But if you keep throwing it out there then hope someone puts the pieces together for you you can wash your hands clean and everyone will trust Dick and NP2 It seems as if there is also a narative spin to make it seem like all these people that don't like each other but also don't like Dick are colluding together as if it is one gay op.

...while using proof of Dick's booker doing a gay op as evidence
.... And sweeping up half the tweets

If George is really Ben, then iirc Dax and/or Riley also tried to hook Medusa/Vanessa up with Kian, Dax's thirsty virgin lawyer, knowing full well that she was seeing Ben at the time. Maybe he can elaborate on this

In other news, Dax has finally made it bigly, and Groyper2020 updated his newest doll, replacing the Gunt with Vito
Clearly the Alpha Chad thing to do here would of been for Ben to let Kian fuck his gf and not say anything about it. At this rate Ben will never be Prom king.

THE REAL QUESTION TO ASK IS WHY IS IT SEEN AS EMBARASSING DICK MASTERSON IS AN ACTION TAKEN TO HARM THE SITE?
Also, why is no one mad at the guy who posted the cam whoring pics?
 
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