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Is Quinton able to redeem himself?

  • YASS QUEEN SLAY

    Votes: 273 13.4%
  • Not without Caleb

    Votes: 287 14.1%
  • Only inside a bouncy castle

    Votes: 801 39.3%
  • After his love quest is over

    Votes: 648 31.8%
  • With the love of a true and honest whaman

    Votes: 567 27.8%

  • Total voters
    2,036
I find it funnier that a competition between Quinton and Big Joel is about who is the least hateable.

Both are more pathetic in a sad malnourished dog kinda way. Big Joel just looks and sounds fucked up while QR is just a sad human being. Both have also generated a whole youtube channel over covering baby movies I'll give Joel that he seems semi intelligent unlike QR.
 
So Quinton recently made a special guest appearance on another wannabe breadtuber and channel awesome imitator called Nerdsync's "analysis" of the scooby-doo franchise.
The video is full of nonsensical unfunny skits ripped straight out of the Doug Walker handbook. There are a few on the nose jabs at landlords and capitalism, you know the same old song and dance. For his part though, all Quinton does is slowly narrate quotes that appear on screen in the most deadpan way he can possibly muster.

The thing I find most noteworthy though is that for all of his sad posting about how no YouTubers will collaborate with or talk to him I never heard him mention this video. Nerdsync is actually a larger channel than Quinton's he has 508k subscribers whereas Quinton has 365k. All this really goes to show is that even when there is glaring evidence to the contrary Quinton will lie through his teeth about being completely ostracized by larger creators while working with them for twitter asspats and pity collabs.
 
The thing I find most noteworthy though is that for all of his sad posting about how no YouTubers will collaborate with or talk to him I never heard him mention this video. Nerdsync is actually a larger channel than Quinton's he has 508k subscribers whereas Quinton has 365k. All this really goes to show is that even when there is glaring evidence to the contrary Quinton will lie through his teeth about being completely ostracized by larger creators while working with them for twitter asspats and pity collabs.

When Quinton says "no YouTubers will collaborate with me", what he really means is "all the kewl BreadTubers like hbomberguy and my waifu Contra aren't noticing me and boosting my channel so I can rake in dollars like them".

It's pretty much the same thing that another sad neckbearded faggot like Jake Alley does - he'll cry about "no one talks to me or comes on my Twitch stream", when he really means "people do come on my stream or reply to my Tweets, but none of them are my senpai Zoe Quinn".
 
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"I just didn't like the friends of his friends of his friends"
LOL what an asshole.
Damn, why are they so afraid of riffing on each other? It's like they're always walking on egg shells around each other.
"Straight white cis able rich man"
Do they get a 5-hit combo every time they stack labels like that?
 
"I just didn't like the friends of his friends of his friends"
LOL what an asshole.

Damn, why are they so afraid of riffing on each other? It's like they're always walking on egg shells around each other.

"Straight white cis able rich man"
Do they get a 5-hit combo every time they stack labels like that?
Its like there a bunch of Karen's at a book club. I get that their bodies are so dependent on soy they might as well be teenage girls. But holy shit, they need to just eat a steak, man up and stop acting like such pussies for a few minutes to realize how fucking awful they have made their lives with this nonsense.
 

Wow they are unironically using the term progressive stack. I mostly see the term used mockingly in how the modern left is set up like a stack with the most "oppressed" at the top who get the most brownie points and the bottom are the boot licking soy boys who have to self flagellate to keep their ally card.
 
I do kinda agree with him, Nazis weren't super amazingly technically advanced.

I'm sorry, but this guy's cadence (if that's the word) is Chills' levels of grating. The upspeak is atrocious and the 'jokes' are channel awesome tier antihumor. These video essayist types truly believe that they're more valuable than they are.
 
I do kinda agree with him, Nazis weren't super amazingly technically advanced.
I think he's looking way to deep into this, ancient aliens is proof enough that History channel has no real legitimacy and people like Nazi Super Weapons because crazy fuck-you type weaponary is funny (its why youtube videos on hypothetical military super weapons always have millions of views). They're the Michael Bays of documentaries, fun speculative entertainment and nothing more. Its like complaining that we shouldn't watch Worlds Most Deadly since it doesn't accurately depict the trials of the animals and their victims or those documentaries about impossible shots in wars because they don't touch on the true geopolitical issues or trials of those involved.
8:49 Ouch. His voice is insanely annoying.
 
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