Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.4%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.5%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 198 14.2%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 794 56.9%

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    1,395
I'm surprised how Big T doesn't seem to have any health problems given that she's the same size as Jack and on the same diet. Guess she has Barbara Chandler tier genetics to somehow keep puttering along.
 
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who's Charles?

Charles is (or more likely because of Jack's pettiness, was) a friend of Jack that wanted to start up his own YouTube cooking channel, focused on seafood. Jack's great advice was to mostly do Jack on the Go ripoffs and other retarded shit that is Jack's bread and butter.

After a while, Charles started doing his own thing and has a fairly respectable channel. He's still jacking thumbnails from the Internet, but the food he makes looks good and he actually shows himself making it. The only thing FishHook really lacks is production value.
 
On his bologna video - which is disgusting as usual and utterly unhealthy how he makes it - notice his nails... Nospheratu has nothing on Jack.

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And of course he burnt the bologna to charcoal as the amazing cook that he is.
Looks like Tammy's hand. She has to help him sometimes since he's a strokebrained cripple. Notice the spatula in the shot also. Jack can't use 2 hands like that now.
 
On his bologna video - which is disgusting as usual and utterly unhealthy how he makes it - notice his nails... Nospheratu has nothing on Jack.

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And of course he burnt the bologna to charcoal as the amazing cook that he is.
That's Tammy's hand. Fatty couldn't flip it himself with his one arm, so she had to help him.
 
who's Charles?
Charles is (or more likely because of Jack's pettiness, was) a friend of Jack that wanted to start up his own YouTube cooking channel, focused on seafood. Jack's great advice was to mostly do Jack on the Go ripoffs and other retarded shit that is Jack's bread and butter.

After a while, Charles started doing his own thing and has a fairly respectable channel. He's still jacking thumbnails from the Internet, but the food he makes looks good and he actually shows himself making it. The only thing FishHook really lacks is production value.
and unlike jack, charles is actually talented at something. the guy is full of knowledge when it comes to fishing and seafood

but jack used fish hook as an excuse to eat more and had charles reviewing fucking arby's fish sandwiches and red lobster instead of having him do what he was good at. after several months, jack stopped appearing in fish hook videos because he claims it was time to let charles do everything on his own, but right after jack's departure, charles opened his comment section which had been closed while jack was still part of the channel

so i think they had a disagreement on allowing comments (jack obviously wanting comments disabled) which led to jack leaving the channel
 
That's Tammy's hand. Fatty couldn't flip it himself with his one arm, so she had to help him.

Oh my bad just really looked like a dude's hand with long fingernails. I would never imagine his family would want to help him with his cooking travesty considering he would give them salmonella or something with it.
 
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