Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[General Disarray]

Taking bets on how long this will last? He obviously was taking heat so he scurried.

Oh. All of five minutes.

The suicide baiting comes first, though, ofc.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

That's also about $300 he pulled out of his ass, between the two pieces he's bidding on. Looks like somebody's been holding out on his lifestyle-funders again.

Also worth noting: the first two times he was outbid, he submitted a new bid within one minute: the first time leapfrogging the other bidder from $100 to $120, the second time from $150 to $200. Dude is making it rain over there.

 

[Guy Made Of Bees]

Taking bets on how long this will last? He obviously was taking heat so he scurried.

Had it archived, seems like a pretty minor thing to get worked up over, but hey.

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[SIGSEGV]

"I'm going to get something to eat cause I'm upset about this"
You're just a fat fuck, quit lying.

 

[ThrowawayFurry]

Lou dump incoming. Not the biggest but some gems that I haven't seen here yet. Sifting through his shit recently is so tedious and his "please???" bumping his fucking begging posts is getting on my damn nerves.


Ok, the irony here is what I live for. Quote Louis: "A leopard doesn't change its spots." You got that one right, Lou. You truly know that from the bottom of your own heart and you show us every day how true that is with you.


Lou is upset that a lady that abused her dog got it back and advocates that people don't support this rescue group. If you read the post, Lou, you would see where they basically say they had no choice in the matter legally and had to give her dog back to her. As much as I hate animal abuse, they couldn't just legally keep the dog and the law enforcement there didn't want to take it either. They risk a lawsuit and maybe more if they keep the dog.


How much are cases and keyboards now? Let's see. We know Lou doesn't cheap out on his stuff and a brand new keyboard by itself is $100 on the apple store. That's the CHEAPEST one. And we know he didn't get that one. So add another $130 to the total here?


"I can barely feed myself". Completely disregarding that you eat your family's caloric intake twice over each day, what do you mean you can barely feed yourself? The only one at fault for that is you, Lou. You won't go get a fucking job, you won't stop spending your money on stupid ass wants to try and fill the emptiness in your life that is truly there because you have 0 purpose to live and 0 desire to change yourself.


Lou with more suicide baiting.

 

[SIGSEGV]

How much are cases and keyboards now? Let's see. We know Lou doesn't cheap out on his stuff and a brand new keyboard by itself is $100 on the apple store. That's the CHEAPEST one. And we know he didn't get that one. So add another $130 to the total here?

Hahahaha this is beautiful. He could have "tested" the keyboard without telling the world that he'd bought one, but nope. Lou has to brag about his latest purchase.
"The best part of being a consoomer isn't buying dumb shit, it's telling everyone else that I spent their money on dumb shit."

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Lou dump incoming. Not the biggest but some gems that I haven't seen here yet. Sifting through his shit recently is so tedious and his "please???" bumping his fucking begging posts is getting on my damn nerves.

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Ok, the irony here is what I live for. Quote Louis: "A leopard doesn't change its spots." You got that one right, Lou. You truly know that from the bottom of your own heart and you show us every day how true that is with you.

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Lou is upset that a lady that abused her dog got it back and advocates that people don't support this rescue group. If you read the post, Lou, you would see where they basically say they had no choice in the matter legally and had to give her dog back to her. As much as I hate animal abuse, they couldn't just legally keep the dog and the law enforcement there didn't want to take it either. They risk a lawsuit and maybe more if they keep the dog.

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How much are cases and keyboards now? Let's see. We know Lou doesn't cheap out on his stuff and a brand new keyboard by itself is $100 on the apple store. That's the CHEAPEST one. And we know he didn't get that one. So add another $130 to the total here?

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"I can barely feed myself". Completely disregarding that you eat your family's caloric intake twice over each day, what do you mean you can barely feed yourself? The only one at fault for that is you, Lou. You won't go get a fucking job, you won't stop spending your money on stupid ass wants to try and fill the emptiness in your life that is truly there because you have 0 purpose to live and 0 desire to change yourself.

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Lou with more suicide baiting.

Logan Paul thing is entertaining on a general non-Lou front, tbh. Looks like more of the dumbasses who have gotten themselves #cancelled should be hopping on this opportunity, apparently all it takes to erase your past behavior is suck some BLM dick.

I'm BEYOND tickled at the idea of Lou trying to find an artist for a webcomic, though. Most webcomics are self-authored projects or done by a writer-artist team doing it as a join labor of love for a reason; anyone doing comic art worth looking at is probably going to charge $100 minimum for a page (hell, even his hero Gneech is charging over a hundred iirc, and I thinking saying that dude's art is worth looking at is awfully generous).
Theoretically he could cheap out and try to get someone to do lines only and then self color, but he's (a) way too fucking lazy to do even that on the sort of schedule a decent webcomic keeps and (b) you REALLY can't get away with just flat coloring when you're not drawing a figure floating in space. The only feasible way that works is when the line artist is baking the shading into the lineart with smart use of hatching and/or spot blacks, and that only comes with better, pricier artists. Never mind the fact that you have to maintain a good working relationship and a steady flow of funding for literal years and LOL at the idea of that + Lou.
Tl;dr webcomics are a fucking expensive, rigorous, long haul project if you're not making an absolute rag, and Lou is poor, dumb, and annoying.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, I'm so sorry but I just noticed something that I thought merited its own post.


So maybe I'm the last one to notice this, but those pictures that Lou's bidding hundreds of dollars on? Those are fucking DIGITAL FILES. I thought at least he was getting inked originals to justify these being auctioned. This is exceptional as shit.

Spoiler: art sperg

For anyone who doesn't really do much with digital artwork, there's two things you give a shit about: dimensions and dpi/resolution (and maybe rgb vs cmyk but these are b/w so that doesn't apply). These are what make up 'hi-rez' like these images are being advertised as.

DPI is dots per inch, and basically means how much information is shoved into the file. When you're printing a picture out, you want lots and lots of information so the printer has shit to work with and can print something nice, big, and crisp; 300dpi is about what you want for printing, too much above that and your eye honestly can't tell the difference. On a screen, 72 dpi is web resolution, and is optimized for an image that's made of pixels rather than actual physical little bits of ink.
A hi-res image in terms of DPI means it's gonna be more like 300 dpi, so basically you can print the picture out nicely.

Image size is kind of self-explanatory. If you have a fuckoff-huge image size, you can generally print a fuckoff-huge physical image; if you want to print your picture on say, a billboard, you need it to be nice and big in terms of digital dimensions so it doesn't get all stretched out. I'm sure everyone here has saved a cool pic from the internet and found out it's actually, like, the size of a postage stamp. Big images are also nice because you can zoom in on little details and still have it be nice and crisp, like if you have a picture of wonder woman and just want to zoom in on her face for your PFP because you're a fat ugly furry.
Hi-rez in terms of image size means it's lots of pixels high by lots of pixels wide, so you can zoom in far or make it really big.

These pictures (and for posterity, I'll just post them so everyone can see they're plenty good quality files even as they are) are going to be 72dpi, standard web resolution, and are about 1500px high. Now I'll generously assume that Lou, should he win, plans to butcher them with the paint bucket before printing them out so he can fap on Wonder Woman's tiddies every day while pretending Gail Simone knows who he is.
HOWEVER, for literally anything less than that a hi-rez of these files is pointless. Seriously. Almost all artists reduce their art down before posting it on the web anyways, so most of the pretty art you see is this size or smaller to begin with. Considering this is high contrast black and white, you could easily slap it in as a multiply layer and just color it absolutely as-is.

Lou is being even more pathetic with his WW thirst than I'd realized and that's incredible.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Lou dump incoming. Not the biggest but some gems that I haven't seen here yet. Sifting through his shit recently is so tedious and his "please???" bumping his fucking begging posts is getting on my damn nerves.

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Ok, the irony here is what I live for. Quote Louis: "A leopard doesn't change its spots." You got that one right, Lou. You truly know that from the bottom of your own heart and you show us every day how true that is with you.

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Lou is upset that a lady that abused her dog got it back and advocates that people don't support this rescue group. If you read the post, Lou, you would see where they basically say they had no choice in the matter legally and had to give her dog back to her. As much as I hate animal abuse, they couldn't just legally keep the dog and the law enforcement there didn't want to take it either. They risk a lawsuit and maybe more if they keep the dog.

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How much are cases and keyboards now? Let's see. We know Lou doesn't cheap out on his stuff and a brand new keyboard by itself is $100 on the apple store. That's the CHEAPEST one. And we know he didn't get that one. So add another $130 to the total here?

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"I can barely feed myself". Completely disregarding that you eat your family's caloric intake twice over each day, what do you mean you can barely feed yourself? The only one at fault for that is you, Lou. You won't go get a fucking job, you won't stop spending your money on stupid ass wants to try and fill the emptiness in your life that is truly there because you have 0 purpose to live and 0 desire to change yourself.

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Lou with more suicide baiting.

Isn't that the woman who called the cops on the black guy?

 

[Lurk]

Not quite sure if this means he won or not (auction ended, winners will be announced soon)

I really wonder how much money he's actually sitting on whilst he continues to claim to have nothing and begging for money every day. You're not starving if you have $240 to spend on your latest wank material. Of course we already know this, Lou just makes me giga rage

Edit: Yes, he fucking won

That's going to be one virtuous wank, Lou. Congrats!! Please don't ruin this art by pissing on it with the paint bucket

He also posted this pic

Is that a kids potty in the background? Why does this 5yr old not know how to use the toilet yet (and apparently regularly shits himself)?

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Not quite sure if this means he won or not (auction ended, winners will be announced soon)
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I really wonder how much money he's actually sitting on whilst he continues to claim to have nothing and begging for money every day. You're not starving if you have $240 to spend on your latest wank material. Of course we already know this, Lou just makes me giga rage

Edit: Yes, he fucking won
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That's going to be one virtuous wank, Lou. Congrats!! Please don't ruin this art by pissing on it with the paint bucket

He also posted this pic
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Is that a kids potty in the background? Why does this 5yr old not know how to use the toilet yet (and apparently regularly shits himself)?

I'm more grossed out by the fact that it looks like that potty is literally right next to the eating area. Ew.

Also yeah, given that he tagged Gail Simone directly on his receipt I'm going to go right ahead and attribute this to him desperately hoping she'll notice him as a Good and Worthy person.
It's so fucking condescending to tell the WRITER OF THE DAMN COMIC that she's a 'worthy Amazon', not to mention cringy as hell. No offense to the normal dudes in this thread but that feels so grossly and stereotypically MALE somehow. Spoiler, Lou, normal well-adjusted people have self-esteem that doesn't revolve around creepy aspects from strangers OR identifying as a comic book character with big tiddies.

 

[Turael]

I really hope the people who donate to him see him begging for money to buy an Apple Pencil replacement and then spend a quarter grand on a digital file. I've been poor and that money would have kept me happily fed for a month easily. I know some people whom he tried to push into donating to him to eat, and I told them to just watch his spending habits for a few days. Their sympathy dropped pretty quickly.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Why is he in the 'transphobe' sector?

 

[BoobWhiskers]

I know some people whom he tried to push into donating to him to eat, and I told them to just watch his spending habits for a few days. Their sympathy dropped pretty quickly.

God, does he go after people directly, or is this just sort of in a passive-aggressive posting in public spaces sort of way? Can you imagine if he's DMing people BEYOND the nonsense seen on twitter and shit.

 

[Kane Lives]

I'm more grossed out by the fact that it looks like that potty is literally right next to the eating area. Ew.

Holy shit, I didn't even notice the potty until you pointed it out. Is it the cousin's?

 

[0 0]

Just tallying frivolous purchases we have direct evidence for, that's $813 has spent on art and video games. A little under two-hundred short of a thousand dollars spent on junk that mostly collects dust. That's without Trumpbux, too.

A poor person genuinely in Louis's alleged situation would kill for that kind of money to spend on food. Instead Louis buys "wants." Even if he's telling the truth that he only buys what he wants after getting his "needs" taken care of, which nobody believes, that still shows an exceedingly bad ability to manage money. A thousand dollars worth of spending money would last you months, especially when it's just 100% free spending money that won't possibly go towards bills or taxes.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Holy shit, I didn't even notice the potty until you pointed it out. Is it the cousin's?

Lurk mentioned it in the initial post, but aside from it being a really strange goddamn thing for the kid to still need at 5, I just... Lou is constantly talking about how hot it is in his neck of the woods lately. I'm not sure I trust anyone in that house to be super promptly cleaning that thing.
Imagine the smell.

 

[Next Task]

Lurk mentioned it in the initial post, but aside from it being a really strange goddamn thing for the kid to still need at 5, I just... Lou is constantly talking about how hot it is in his neck of the woods lately. I'm not sure I trust anyone in that house to be super promptly cleaning that thing.
Imagine the smell.

Well, there is also the bag of trash under the lounge table.

 

[NadahFingah]

Just tallying frivolous purchases we have direct evidence for, that's $813 has spent on art and video games. A little under two-hundred short of a thousand dollars spent on junk that mostly collects dust. That's without Trumpbux, too.

A poor person genuinely in Louis's alleged situation would kill for that kind of money to spend on food. Instead Louis buys "wants." Even if he's telling the truth that he only buys what he wants after getting his "needs" taken care of, which nobody believes, that still shows an exceedingly bad ability to manage money. A thousand dollars worth of spending money would last you months, especially when it's just 100% free spending money that won't possibly go towards bills or taxes.

I did some math and $813 a month, after covering all my bills and putting gas in the car once a week, gives me between $55 and $100 a month for food, depending on how expensive the electric bill is and whether or not I decide to renew PS+ for the next 3 months. On the low end of that it's gonna be a struggle, but if you know how to cook and shop smart you can eat really good for $100 a month. Hell, stocking up on non perishables during the better months can easily get me through the tougher months.

 

[General Disarray]

Lou has a rare event of self-realization.

And another!

Begging again.

Whatever this is all about. I dunno, can you not wash your damn pillowcase, Lou? I can just imagine what they look (or smell!) like.

Oh. Maybe he cried in his pillow and got it all icky.

I never pozload my neghole, but I'd love to donate $.0.01 to him just to see the shitstorm. I am sure we have all thought about it lol..