U.S. Riots of May 2020 over George Floyd and others - ITT: a bunch of faggots butthurt about worthless internet stickers

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Fuck--I'm still back on page 1767. Don't you mad bastards rest? LOL. Praise be to Null for the highlight feature.

I checked in with one of my longtime personal lolcows this afternoon (varieties: Nice Guy; sadbrained invertebrate forever pining for love), and was not at all surprised to see that his Insta feed for the past 10 days has been nothing but white guilt/BLM/knee-bending virtue-signalling. I wish I could say it's a refreshing break from his usual pious progressive homilies and fits of TDS, but no, no it isn't. And if you want to judge him further, he liked the last three Star Wars films, and thought Rey was great.

He lives in a small town, in a sleepy rural county. The population is over 80% white, and maybe 10% Hispanic, but there are so few black people, I could invite them all over for a house party and there would be plenty of room (and I suspect most are African immigrants). Politically, it's pretty divided; there has been an influx into the largest two towns over the last decade of more left-leaning residents, who have been priced out of the real estate market in the adjoining, much more affluent and liberal, county. But Trump would have won there in 2016 were it not for the ridiculously large number of Gary Johnson voters--at heart, it's still a conservative place. So what little protesting has occurred has been, at most, 100 white people, most of them still basically kids, because it's boring and small-towny as fuck there. There haven't been any riots or property damage, beyond a small amount of graffiti.

Anyway, he got a one-day ban from the Facebook group for the online independent news outlet that serves that county, and my eyes are still sore from rolling so hard, so fast:
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This is legitimately fucking hilarious.
"We don't need police because the guys in Steven Universe trap monsters inside bubbles."
TOP KEK. Are you fucking kidding me?
Can I block blaster bolts with my plastic lightsaber now too?
Only in fiction is a world without police possible. Even then, there are fictional versions of cops. Don’t tell the SJWs, but aurors in Harry Potter are pretty much wizard cops and it’s what Harry becomes at the end of the series.
 
at this point, i think all of the police should pull out of the cities and just sit in suburbs in case riots go there.

watch as the cities burn to the ground, and nobody contests them/spews tear gas. then there will be videos of people burning things down, but no police to scream at and throw shit at. a ghost town of violence caught on camera. and with nobody to listen to their words, it'll be just perceived by the rest of the world as unlawful carnage. then they'll beg the police to save them.

win/win? maybe.
 
I checked in with one of my longtime personal lolcows this afternoon (varieties: Nice Guy; sadbrained invertebrate forever pining for love), and was not at all surprised to see that his Insta feed for the past 10 days has been nothing but white guilt/BLM/knee-bending virtue-signalling. I wish I could say it's a refreshing break from his usual pious progressive homilies and fits of TDS, but no, no it isn't.
You too? I think everybody's got that one guy on at least one of their social media accounts.

Edit: Including the liberal use of the word fuck.
 
imagine being a cop. every time you have to interact with a jogger you have to loosen your badge and pray you dont go to jail.

the dude could be a serial murder rapist and these nig nogs would riot about it for days if the cop so much as tased him. hell. the jogger could have a gun to the cops head and be raping him before being shot by another cop and they would still claim "PoLiCe BrUtAlItY"

pulling people over is like a lottery. you just turn your lights on and pray it isnt a jogger

This video is highly edited. The cop actually explains why he is being detained, 101 in a 65 and failure to identify himself or provide a driver's license.
 
at this point, i think all of the police should pull out of the cities and just sit in suburbs in case riots go there.

watch as the cities burn to the ground, and nobody contests them/spews tear gas. then there will be videos of people burning things down, but no police to scream at and throw shit at. a ghost town of violence caught on camera. and with nobody to listen to their words, it'll be just perceived by the rest of the world as unlawful carnage. then they'll beg the police to save them.

win/win? maybe.

Only if they build a wall around the cities so people can't get out. And install lots of cameras so we can watch.
 
at this point, i think all of the police should pull out of the cities and just sit in suburbs in case riots go there.

watch as the cities burn to the ground, and nobody contests them/spews tear gas. then there will be videos of people burning things down, but no police to scream at and throw shit at. a ghost town of violence caught on camera. and with nobody to listen to their words, it'll be just perceived by the rest of the world as unlawful carnage. then they'll beg the police to save them.

win/win? maybe.
yes. the cops need to have some self respect and stop bowing to these lunatics. you see the video of the military fucking dancing with the nig nogs?
 
Imagine going to heaven and seeing all these faces waiting for you at the pearly gates.

St. Peter, standing beside them, checks your Instagram feed. He sighs. No black square. He clicks his tongue, and the joggers descend upon you. After they're done, you finally enter heaven, bloody and battered- now without your wallet, keys or Air Jordans.

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Witches were rare and despised by many cultures, they were persecuted because they spread the same bullshit they apparently do now, being a whore has never been anything special, and being single is not being independent, it's being lonely.

These poor delusional whores.
There's a good question, I know it's not all that related to this article but I've never gotten answer and that's during the whole stretch of time that was the inquisition and later with witch hunts such as in Salem were people actually tried that were real deal legit satanists or witches? I'm not talking pagans like norse and lithuanian types but kissing goat asshole, name written in blood and smearing yourself in unbaptised baby guts witches.
 
If diets are white supremacy, then don't bitch to us when black people are more likely to get diabetus and thus die from covid eaiser than white people.

speaking of which Is the NIN guy one of these shit libs? of course he is. the hand that feeds was the GOP, no matter how nonsensical that sounds.
Trent was asked to perform at the 2005 MTV Video Awards or Movie Awards. He wanted to perform "The Hand That Feeds" in front of a photo of Dubya. MTV said no.

wait. who is brock turner? the wikipedia article is shit. what happened?
He raped a girl and the judge let him off. Or let him serve his sentence at some fancy facility. Its hard to keep up.
 
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This is legitimately fucking hilarious.
"We don't need police because the guys in Steven Universe trap monsters inside bubbles."
TOP KEK. Are you fucking kidding me?
Can I block blaster bolts with my plastic lightsaber now too?
It gets stupider when you realize the analogy falls apart; being stuck in a bubble is basically the fantasy version of prison, only worse (you’re basically stuck in suspended animation or “paused”.)
Hell, people threw a shit fit when a gem with dreads and a black VA got shoved into a bubble.
 
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I missed it if posted but looks like Chauvin illegally voted twice. May get another couple charges for that.

Fuck I knew the county kept a record of who I voted for in 2016, but I never thought it could be used against me in a court of law.

When the revolution comes, everyone who voted wrong is getting the GUILLOTINE.
 
Imagine going to heaven and seeing all these faces waiting for you at the pearly gates.

St. Peter, standing beside them, checks your Instagram feed. He sighs. No black square. He clicks his tongue, and the joggers descend upon you. After they're done, you finally enter heaven, bloody and battered- now without your wallet, keys or Air Jordans.

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Why do so many of them have that dead-eyed stare? Is it just me?
 
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