She is in a fucking jam right now.
Not only has Amberlynn managed to grab the spotlight that she had gradually been ceding to Chantal right out of her fat paws in an instant, but it has come when our post-hysterectomy deathflabby is at her own psychological crossroads.
When Chantal speaks of "using my platform" to make a difference, she thinks she is Taylor Swift or something. She completely forgets that 90% of her subscribers watch her to see a fat girl chimp out, and half of the other 10% of followers are silent haydurs. Of the remaining 5% true and honest supporters, about half are legit racist crackers like Shanny for Christ. By my rough math (the percentages are rough indeed, but equally rough methods of estimating them seem to produce consistent evidence that the math might not be so bad...), based on 27K views for "I'M BIG MAD", suggests that about 675 people were sympathetic to her message, assuming they sat through the thing long enough to hear it.
Then remember that 99% of her true and honest followers are so stupid, the sympathy they have goes no further than a virtue signal reply post.
Alas, Clotso's "public platform" really does not seem to have much reach among the weirdos who might take her seriously. Nice job impressing 6 people while giving the other 27K something to giggle at...
Chantal has to be fuming right now, and the mice in the wheels in her head are running furiously, as she tries to think of a way to be more than an eating and shitting machine. Her omnipresent delusions of grandeur mean that she thinks people might actually listen to her. She thinks she's a big shot now, a major influential voice on YouTube.
And at the same time, that damn Amberlynn has the mother of all comebacks with a paradigm-shifting video. Amberlynn's kiwi threads are growing much faster than Chantal's again, for the time being, after a prolonged dry spell.
The latest idea from Clotso is to eat black people's food. So, at least she seems to be thinking.
But Amberlynn didn't become the Brontosaurus of Beauty Parlor Fatties by accident; her story is just as compelling as Clotso's and she's better at clickbait.
A lot of haydurs only have time for one fasto in their lives, and our Canuck friend here is gonna need to step up her game. Maybe she can have another organ removed?
