🐱 'Involuntarily celibate man, 23, accidentally amputated his girlfriend making a bomb to blow up hot cheerleaders'

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  • Cole Carini arrived at a hospital on Tuesday with a missing hand, missing fingers on his other hand, and shrapnel wounds on his neck
  • Carini was subsequently interviewed by police who obtained a warrant to search his home after learning he previously had been convicted on explosives charges
  • Investigators discovered Triacetone Triperoxide - a substance used in the creation of improvised explosive devices
  • They also found PVC pipes, pieces of loose wires, empty chemical containers and a hot plate cooking surface in a shed belonging to Carini's grandmother
  • The FBI believes Carini may have been making an explosive to blow up 'hot cheerleaders' - based on a letter they also discovered at his home

Cole Carini, 23, of Richlands, arrived at the Clinch Valley Medical Center on June 2 with a missing hand and shrapnel wounds on his neck and throat. Several fingers on his other hand were also missing. He claimed the injuries were the result of a lawn mowing accident.

However, a police officer who arrived at medical facility to interview Carini soon turned suspicious after learning the young man had previously been convicted on explosives charges.

Officers soon obtained a warrant to search Carini's home, and called in the FBI who discovered drops of blood that lead from a minivan outside the residence to a bedroom on the second floor of the property.

According to an arrest affidavit, investigators found 'a piece of human skin' and 'a skin colored chunk believed to be flesh' inside that bedroom

The FBI also discovered a plastic bottle containing Triacetone Triperoxide - a substance used in the creation of improvised explosive devices. Substantial blood spatter was also observed on the walls of the room.

Investigators then decided to search a shed on a neighboring property belonging to Carini's grandmother. Inside officers located PVC pipes, pieces of loose wires, empty chemical containers and a hot plate cooking surface.

On the floor of the shed was a 'crumpled letter', part of which read: 'He casually walked through the shopping mall, his jacket concealed deadly objects. He was doing it and was assured it must be done. Even if he died this statement was worth it! He had... of tension that would come and go as he approached the stage of hot cheerleaders.'

The letter continued: 'A dead seriousness sank in as he realized he was truly passing the point of no return! He decided I will not back down I will not be afraid of the consequences no matter what I will be heroic I will make a statement like Elliott Rodgers did he thought to himself.'

Elliot Roger was a mass shooter, who killed six people and injured 14 others during a rampage in Santa Barbara in 2014. In a manifesto penned before his death he described himself as a 'kissless virgin', who wanted to take his anger out on women.

Roger was dubbed an 'incel [or involuntarily celibate] killer'. According to the Daily Beast, incel-related violence has been linked to at least 53 deaths in recent years. It is unclear whether Carini is involuntarily celibate.


When questioned by the FBI about his injuries, Carini repeatedly told them they were the product of a lawn mower accident.

However, investigators noticed the grass in his yard was around six inches high.



Based on the evidence, Carini was arrested Thursday and charged with one count of lying to federal agents.


He is due to appear in court in the coming days.

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"charged with one count of lying to federal agents" well that's fucking gay that they didn't tack on "conspiracy to commit terrorism" as well as the fact I'm pretty sure it's fucking illegal to build bombs in your basement, unless those charges are going to be tacked on in court?
Anyway, he won't be doing stumpjobs. If my former paragraph comes to fruition he'll skip right to "become the girlfriend" for some big black dick.

They'll probably add what they can later, it's just the easiest to prove "holding" charge to ensure he's trapped in the court system and can't run off before the big guns get into position.
 
Him writing a letter preemptively narrating himself doing things in the third-person reminds me of Connor Bible and his tape recorder shit. Not exactly analogous, but it's like the same kind of autistic, fantastical self-imortance that they feel must be documented.

He's not ugly tho...there's no reason why he couldnt get laid beyond his own 'tism.
It's always amusing to me when autists don't realize that their life problems aren't due to the rest of the world rejecting them (though it usually has good reason to), but due to their own untreated autism.

Not that this guy is confirmed autistic... but come on.
 
He's not ugly tho...there's no reason why he couldnt get laid beyond his own 'tism.
A lot of incels aren’t particularly ugly. I mean fuck, even Elliot Rodger the archetypical incel was not a bad looking dude.

And, on the other hand, there’s lots of dudes who are overweight and/or have below-average looks who have no issue pulling chicks.

Probably like 99% of the time, inceldom is the result of underlying mental issues and not someone being so physically ugly that no woman would want to fuck them.

Also, fuck, just realized I already replied to this thread and possibly your post in particualr but whatever.
 
A lot of incels aren’t particularly ugly. I mean fuck, even Elliot Rodger the archetypical incel was not a bad looking dude.

And, on the other hand, there’s lots of dudes who are overweight and/or have below-average looks who have no issue pulling chicks.

Probably like 99% of the time, inceldom is the result of underlying mental issues and not someone being so physically ugly that no woman would want to fuck them.

Also, fuck, just realized I already replied to this thread and possibly your post in particualr but whatever.
It's always mental illness. You can't pull in people when you radiate "lunatic who wants to rape and murder you" from every pore. (Usually. Ted Bundy and Jeffrey Dahmer learned how to hide it, I guess)
 
I had this idea about turning this dead eyed fuck into a meme involving the smashing pumpkins song rat in a cage but I then went down a strange and lonely rabbit hole of memes made by "rat enthusiasts". I've come out the other side of said rabbit hole realizing that we can fix these incel faggots by getting them pet rats apparently.
 
It's always mental illness. You can't pull in people when you radiate "lunatic who wants to rape and murder you" from every pore. (Usually. Ted Bundy and Jeffrey Dahmer learned how to hide it, I guess)

I think mental illness may be going a bit far.

Incels aren't insane, they just have pathologically repugnant personalities. Mental issues like narcissism probably play a factor, but so does things like just being a selfish brat who can't accept "no" or a mollycoddled kid who got everything through Mom and Dad and now lacks the personal skills to get anything on their own in the real world and no coping skill to find another outlet for their sexual lusts.

Poor personalities cultivated by poor luck and poor parenting creates Incels, IMHO, not just being insane.

Insane people don't adopt incel "manifesto" thinking, insane people do what the voices in their head broadcast from CIA transmitters on planet wambeeno tell them to do at worst, and just kill anyone who pisses them off at best, the vast majority of sex depraved killers are insane, but even THEY either target female acquaintances out of convenience or just take whoever is handy, and that'll usually be a woman since most seriel killers are male and power-fantasists on top of it. I think it's a mistake to conclude that is proof of "incel" motivations:

All incels want to kill women, but not everyone who wants to kill women is an incel.

So, no, "mental illness" isn't sufficent, heck, as you point out, Manson and Bundy got chicks all the time, as they were able to make their mental eccentricity a selling point, making prospective partners see them as deep and motivated when they were really psychopathic narcissists. And Dahmer got dudes all the time, though, gay sex in the 90's was still so taboo that just offering a place to do it and a few drinks was all you needed. See also: Nielsen, Dennis.
 
"Cole Carini arrived at a hospital on Tuesday with a missing hand, missing fingers on his other hand, and shrapnel "

Was it the hand he jacks off with? if so give the man a break he just lost his girlfriend.

Like this dude isn’t on r/nofap and talking about how his jizz gives him magical powers.
 
Not bad looking but there's definitely something mentally wrong with him which is prob why no woman wanted to fuck him. Or maybe he's entitled and only wants a hot cheerleader. Who knows. Maybe wanting to fuck a hot cheerleader is his special interest.
 
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He cooked up a batch of TATP? I've occasionally done some massively dumb things, But brewing up a batch of explosives so temperamental actual terrorist bombmakers, Who are in a line of work not even remotely safe in general call it "Mother of Satan" That stuff? Even thinking of making any is a level of stupid I can't really understand. That he lived is the surprising part.
 
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