Let's Sperg Dwarf Fortress Community Succession Fortress 2020 - YEAR 1 - NEW FORT STARTED!

Our Fort is kinda bugged and on its last legs, what do?

  • Keep the fort going for as long as possible

    Votes: 3 20.0%

  • Make a new one with the latest version of DF

    Votes: 12 80.0%

  • I don’t care, Dwarf fortress is for virgins

    Votes: 0 0.0%
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I thought I posted earlier, but I've decided Dwarf Fortress isn't a game I was really able to get into, I might give it another go with the Steam release, but as it stands I'm not taking a turn.

I am however still following this thread and my accolades are with all of you magnificent bastards that have cultivated the trash fire from year to year.
 
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Worth 50400, not bad, not great. But it's pale taupe.

A giantess came, did not break the goblin siege, but died instantly. Ouch. We'll remain inside for now.
 
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Here we go, 13 minutes late.

There's miasma everywhere, most everyone seems to be a wearape somehow, the count and countess no longer make mandates (not sure how they died), but the KIWI CUMBLASTER is now much more powerful (untested).

Finished it barely with time to spare. Oh and I build a new well direct to the source.
 

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I have been sent from Tinlake to investigate the progress of one of our more degenerate forts, the aptly named "Acevermin the Crucifixion of Fools," and it is time to make it live up to its name. The population of this fort has been in a state of unchecked criminality for years, even launching attacks against our own civilization. I suspect foreign influence, perhaps elves, and the rot must be stricken out at its root.

I arrive to find the place in the middle of a chimpout, a riot of literal apes destroying property and dwarves with wild abandon.

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The place is a pigsty, with corpses and body parts laying around rotting in the very food stores.

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The stench is unnerving, but so are the records of unpunished depravity.

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Despite representing only about 13% of the population, certain dwarves are responsible for the vast majority of the crime. These crimes will no longer go unanswered. For the moment, one Iton and one "pissbaby alert" have been selected and summarily convicted. I will save a few other unsolved crimes for deserving inmates of this filthy asylum for the perversion of dwarfhood this place has become, so vile that not even elves would tolerate it.

Criminality and degeneracy is not the only problem. Minds rotted by the degeneracy all around them, some dwarves have succumbed to madness as well.

Many, many dwarves are too far gone to save.

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Only the magma can cure their souls. These unfortunate souls are beyond redemption.

One can only call this a state of open treason. I would personally have incinerated this place in a holocaust, but the king has said it has to be restored to discipline. Well, the omelet the king wants will require some eggs to be broken. Perhaps rather a lot of eggs.

I note there is no hammerer, although there are many skulls to be hammered.

On a good note, our hammerdwarves are relatively happy and untouched by the degeneracy all around them.

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Chumbus appears to be a bit under the weather from the depravity. Perhaps a spell as hammerer, delivering justice to the wicked and to traitors, will fill his heart with gladness.

This is a fortress in need of a solution. A final solution.
 
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AnOminous said:
I arrive to find the place in the middle of a chimpout, a riot of literal apes destroying property and dwarves with wild abandon.

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Despite representing only about 13% of the population, certain dwarves are responsible for the vast majority of the crime. These crimes will no longer go unanswered. For the moment, one Iton and one "pissbaby alert" have been selected and summarily convicted. I will save a few other unsolved crimes for deserving inmates of this filthy asylum for the perversion of dwarfhood this place has become, so vile that not even elves would tolerate it.

Criminality and degeneracy is not the only problem. Minds rotted by the degeneracy all around them, some dwarves have succumbed to madness as well.

Many, many dwarves are too far gone to save.

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Only the magma can cure their souls. These unfortunate souls are beyond redemption.

One can only call this a state of open treason. I would personally have incinerated this place in a holocaust, but the king has said it has to be restored to discipline. Well, the omelet the king wants will require some eggs to be broken. Perhaps rather a lot of eggs.

I note there is no hammerer, although there are many skulls to be hammered.

On a good note, our hammerdwarves are relatively happy and untouched by the degeneracy all around them.

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Chumbus appears to be a bit under the weather from the depravity. Perhaps a spell as hammerer, delivering justice to the wicked and to traitors, will fill his heart with gladness.

This is a fortress in need of a solution. A final solution.
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An Ghost said:
how did the wereapes get worse

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#dontfreebibihesawereape
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I think there's only two of them although the current chimpout may result in more. If I can get the situation under control, I'll put them in a siegebreaking unit in a burrow with exits into the magma fun and the outside. Assuming any of them are mentally well enough. I think I may take the loony toons dwarves and just send them off on some suicide mission to the other side of the world. Or just against goblins.

The general plan is first purge the fort of tantruming and effectively doomed dwarves. Unfortunately there are rather a lot of them. They just have to go. We can't have this nonsense. The wereapes may be able to be used if there are enough of them and they're sane. If not, they have to go too. The only elements of the fort who seem to be pretty mentally well are the military so then, everyone goes into the military and I stagger schedules so they're on and off on a monthly/seasonal basis.

The purge will be done with a combination of magma baths, brutal hammer beatings, and expulsions and/or suicide missions.
 
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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
it's possible they can climb out of a hole and someone (eeep) may have put a hole above the count(ess?) for reasons lost in time
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they can climb out of holes one Z level above the floor they're in very easily. its why i was so glad CHARNELHOUSE had a pick inside it when i sealed that wearape in, so they could dig and make thier own little fort. maybe someone dug too deep and unleashed something that should have remained sealed away.
 
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Trigger Me Timbers said:
Plz daddy send a squad of fort urban youth to try and free me from Tinlakes prison.
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I probably can't do anything. It's the middle of a tantrum spiral and nobody is doing anything, they won't even dig or build walls to wall in the wereapes that are about to turn. They just ignore all orders, and nobody is doing anything but going around picking up socks and shit, always picking the shittiest and most worthless items.

On the good side the cumblaster killed like 50 goblins which is the first thing after the wereapes.
 
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they can climb out of holes one Z level above the floor they're in very easily. its why i was so glad CHARNELHOUSE had a pick inside it when i sealed that wearape in, so they could dig and make thier own little fort. maybe someone dug too deep and unleashed something that should have remained sealed away.
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That may have been my mistake, I wanted to give someone a pick so they could mine, but they never seemed to use it - must have jumped out.

The cumblaster should be much more powerful, and it's good to hear that it works. I wasn't sure the floodgates would sync.
 
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Make a room full of nothing but lily white dwarves with no actual skills. Seal it far away from the wereapes. Endlessly pulling levers that dont do anything. Call it "twitter."
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It would be nice if I had dwarves to spare and hadn't lost half the adults in the first week, 9 of them to get all the goblins in the magma chamber who then refused to retreat and then another 4-5 to wereapes and another 10 or so expelled because at 100000 stress they're completely useless and do nothing but tantrum and kill other dwarves. The rest are utterly useless children I'm going to have to get rid of.
 
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