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So Tila Tequila but on more drugs and less fuckable?
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How this bitch gonna eat literal shit and call a George Foreman Grill a “sin producing gadget”. Wtf is a bigger sin than eating shit?
Then what does using feces to get famous on tiktok mean?To be fair, she has a point about how smearing yourself with feces will destroy your ego. Every time you tried to brag about how great you are, people will look at you and say “Dude, you rub poop all over yourself.”
It means when she brags about helping people on social media, people are going to say “You cooked a turd burger on a George Foreman grill!”Then what does using feces to get famous on tiktok mean?
this seems like a lot of work for someone who was a complete unknown before there Tik tok video, i doubt a troll would try this hardIf anyone wonders, the whois on her domain is, of course, hidden by proxy. She's using GoDaddy. I cannot find evidence of a real "Delena Crist" so I am suspecting that is not her real name, at least not her last name. I'm still not sure this isn't a troll, but if it is it's a good one. I could see this being performance art to "raise awareness of mental illness" or something. One one hand, her schizophrenia is pretty crazy and she's actually rubbing something on her outdoors topless, on the other half she fucking has a "God Loves Dung" T-shirt she made herself which seems like an unusual amount of planning.
Email used for her paypal donations is delenacrist@gmail.com. No hits on google.
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I think I threw up in my mouth.Is she trying to start the next pandemic? She could at least wait until we've sorted out COVID
Discussing whether this is a "troll" or not is somewhat pointless since no number of irony layers will change the fact that this bitch covers herself in her own poop and eats it.
It means when she brags about helping people on social media, people are going to say “You cooked a turd burger on a George Foreman grill!”
How this bitch gonna eat literal shit and call a George Foreman Grill a “sin producing gadget”. Wtf is a bigger sin than eating shit?
Delena: If this is the case, and I were to use my poop and consume it with affection, what then?
ARMARE: You are not in violation of the Commandments, but George Foreman will be required to answer to the indictment “Why did she do this? Explain in detail all correspondents.” To be clear, George Foreman would need to answer every individual viewer’s remarks. He would need to request permission to gain entry into their files and understand their behaviors toward themselves and their behaviors towards people. What prompted this to be shared in this manner on YouTube?
When you study and can fully comprehend all the layers and sublayers of their worded teachings you will be baffled by how Delena Christ manages to piece together all the intricate questions other preachers and institutions have failed to fully answer. This is a fair warning as God has provided us with full authorization to comply with his decree. We will write down a conviction notice for failure to address and arrest your conscious ego to that of a worthless piece of despicable shit asshole garbage!
Delena: How did you discover the Miracle of Dung that God wanted from you?
Marilyn Monroe: The nature of the beast is to first understand what it should not. Correlate, if you were ignorant, would you have discovered feces dung? No God wants you to be smart clever and intelligent but he does not want a side where it dictats or is assertive. A move to left, center, or right are all decisions seen as opportunities. Even if it is neutral or center it is still a move. Never are energies permitted to go about their business and do what they want to do. God will determine this. If you fall behind, others in your group will also suffer the consequences of your lazy inactions. Thus God requires precision. If you want to do something different, ask for permission! Don’t open the front door unless you have been given permission.
Maybe, but it still doesn't change the fact that this is fucking disgusting. 2 Girls 1 Cup doesn't beecome not disgusting when you realize the poop is fake.True, but it could be fake poop. The possibility must still be entertained.
True, but it could be fake poop. The possibility must still be entertained.
**************I want to share this piece is not accurate to the story. See it as a fable or a false precept. Identify it as a eulogy or a poor piece of creativity manufactured by Delena Christ to paint a false scenario of the actual incident. God wants to see if the readers can spot the difference between the truth and the fake news. Can you decipher the difference and can correlate what this magnitude will do if it was suddenly real? Fair warning, this is a Hollywood screenplay of Delena Christ creativity. Why would it be real and not false? That is the question you are required to answer on your own. Bepuzzled, be intrepid, and be horny for more interesting stories, naked truths and lies revealed.**************
Now you can understand another reason why there is a contagious continuous supply of this LSD you ordered widely available on the dark web? They are available as a staple source of income for the country! It is widely reported this is where the underground Apple institutions are located to dispense their resources and widely publicized plutonium LSD amongst a long list of other active components so as to engage them further to transmit them into a long list of healthcare related issues.
There are still more precise words I want Delena to type but her mind is constantly searching for the words and so I am unable to protrude and pull them out of her memory when she is so actively interested in this topic. However, if someone would mail her some of this plutonium grade LSD she would be able to consume it with ease as her body loves this ingredient.
Delena: How is that possible for them to believe that I am a Christ figure?
Steve Jobs: Your file is huge! Your love phrases and poetry from God painted a picture that only God would have shared. They have all these phrases in your files and read them outloud to each other and were amazed at your deep devotion to God that they knew they would not want to arrest you. If they did, what would occur is you would commit suicide and the city will hear it on the news channel. That is how it is on file. To avoid at all cost committing this woman in for treatment. This is a family ordeal, have the family deal with her drug use. This is why they were hesitant to take you into custody for even a simple cuff-her-and-release-her evaluation since you had stories posted of possible police invasions of your privacy. Did they invade your privacy? I am having trouble disclosing it to you as your mind is squandering between to fork roads. Let’s work on this story to serve as an example since you type better when you are not searching for answers. If a man were to surrender without a police warrant what would cause him to surrender? He would surrender knowing there was a police cover up and possible detention of his past behaviors as it is known a complete lie. They would investigate him and tell him he was hallucinating and he would later discover he was not but was telling the truth. Now go back and read what you just typed for clarity and console.
"We had a guy who felt he was God in the flesh and wanted to announce to the world that he was the return of Jesus Christ. The company would lock him down, take all his devices away, and place him into confinement much like how you were locked up in the Human Services Center Mental Hospital in Yankton, South Dakota."
Just imagine, in 500 years the dominant religious teachings in the world is her shit (literal and figurative), having overtaken Christianity?All the shit she's been eating is going to her head.
The address is at God’s House but send it in my name. Delena Christ, 411 N Nesmith Ave, Sioux Falls, SD 57103.