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Mark me late for this, but was there a reason why Bob "chickened out" naming Christian to Christopher, then did it legally after the meeting with godbear? The names are pretty much identical. It would make more sense if, for example, if Christian's name was Russell, and Bob wanted it change to Christian. It was at this point Chris was already talking right? I get that Chris wanted the change, but it seems as though the Chandlers thought this was some type of "divine intervention."
 

Seems like Seth Mac farline is one of us.
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Shit like this was specifically used against him to make him think Family Guy was also playing KICK THE AUTISTIC. There's a few more edits like this but I can't find them anymore.
 
Mark me late for this, but was there a reason why Bob "chickened out" naming Christian to Christopher, then did it legally after the meeting with godbear? The names are pretty much identical. It would make more sense if, for example, if Christian's name was Russell, and Bob wanted it change to Christian. It was at this point Chris was already talking right? I get that Chris wanted the change, but it seems as though the Chandlers thought this was some type of "divine intervention."

Maybe Barb was just like "He's Christopher and that's the end of it" and he just didn't want to argue *shrug I'd like to know, too
 
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Maybe Barb was just like "He's Christopher and that's the end of it" and he just didn't want to argue *shrug I'd like to know, too
From what I know Barb very sincerely doesn’t care, and she thinks Chris is weird too. She just tolerates him because he helps pay the bills and buy more shit she finds (or used to, can’t say how much she gets out these days) here’s my humble analysis. You grow up with an abusive dad and can’t do much about it. Now you have an Autistic son. You were neglected as a kid, now you neglect your kid. Well somehow it will work because I turned out okay. Well good job. You turned out okay.
 
From what I know Barb very sincerely doesn’t care, and she thinks Chris is weird too. She just tolerates him because he helps pay the bills and buy more shit she finds (or used to, can’t say how much she gets out these days) here’s my humble analysis. You grow up with an abusive dad and can’t do much about it. Now you have an Autistic son. You were neglected as a kid, now you neglect your kid. Well somehow it will work because I turned out okay. Well good job. You turned out okay.

This is going to sound a-loggy, but as much as I've read up on Chris and Barb, I wonder if Barb regrets giving birth to Chris. She said she didin't regret giving birth to Cole, which is somewhat of an attempt to get people to sympathize with her.
 
What would you say is "The most Chris Chan thing" a person could do?
Make a blatant ripoff of a popular late 90s/early 2000s pop song about how badly you need to get laid.
Chris would make an awesome Benjamin Franklin cosplay if Benjamin Franklin was into meth and had autism
Ben Franklin was actually considered to be very charming and was surprisingly popular with women even when he started gaining weight and losing his hair. He was also an inventor, amazing diplomat, a respectable & influential politician, and apparently really fun to party with.

The one thing they both had in common was zapping to the extreme. Here’s what ol’ Ben would look like if he also had an OP self-insert.
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So when's the debt hearing again? Cause I honestly can't wait for Chris to show up and have to decide whether to drop the sonichu act and address the court as himself or if he's really become detached from reality enough to say he's sonichu speaking on behalf of his "mother" while he's away in dimension c197.

I'm guessing if barb goes with him again she'll make him drop the act, but given how he acted last time including talking back to her about his sperging I doubt she'll even bother trying to tard wrangle him in court.
 
So when's the debt hearing again? Cause I honestly can't wait for Chris to show up and have to decide whether to drop the sonichu act and address the court as himself or if he's really become detached from reality enough to say he's sonichu speaking on behalf of his "mother" while he's away in dimension c197.

I'm guessing if barb goes with him again she'll make him drop the act, but given how he acted last time including talking back to her about his sperging I doubt she'll even bother trying to tard wrangle him in court.
Chris was very bored at that time. He's going to do anything to not get bored even if it means being sonichu. If only debts can be paid in indentured servitude
 
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So when's the debt hearing again? Cause I honestly can't wait for Chris to show up and have to decide whether to drop the sonichu act and address the court as himself or if he's really become detached from reality enough to say he's sonichu speaking on behalf of his "mother" while he's away in dimension c197.

I'm guessing if barb goes with him again she'll make him drop the act, but given how he acted last time including talking back to her about his sperging I doubt she'll even bother trying to tard wrangle him in court.

If anything he'll be himself cause even he knows if he acts like that, it will convince the court to put him in a straight jacket. I don't even know if Barb is aware that Chris is roleplaying.
 
Ben Franklin was actually considered to be very charming and was surprisingly popular with women even when he started gaining weight and losing his hair. He was also an inventor, amazing diplomat, a respectable & influential politician, and apparently really fun to party with.

Franklin had a hand in virtually everything, even prison concepts.

He wrote a sort of private autobiography for his son, and one of the saddest losses to history is that he died long before he reached the Revolutionary War.

In it, you can see how and why he lost faith in British rule, how he got Quakers to vote to buy cannon. It's amazing stuff. The more I read about that generation, the more convinced I am that they were possibly the most competent group of politicians that ever rose up. Things might have been very different if the Revolution era was not largely "America's Best" against "England's Worst."
 
Franklin had a hand in virtually everything, even prison concepts.

He wrote a sort of private autobiography for his son, and one of the saddest losses to history is that he died long before he reached the Revolutionary War.

In it, you can see how and why he lost faith in British rule, how he got Quakers to vote to buy cannon. It's amazing stuff. The more I read about that generation, the more convinced I am that they were possibly the most competent group of politicians that ever rose up. Things might have been very different if the Revolution era was not largely "America's Best" against "England's Worst."
See? This is exactly why I take offense to Chris being compared to good ol' Benjamin.
 
So when's the debt hearing again? Cause I honestly can't wait for Chris to show up and have to decide whether to drop the sonichu act and address the court as himself or if he's really become detached from reality enough to say he's sonichu speaking on behalf of his "mother" while he's away in dimension c197.

I'm guessing if barb goes with him again she'll make him drop the act, but given how he acted last time including talking back to her about his sperging I doubt she'll even bother trying to tard wrangle him in court.

Or like if he tried to do a "Chris pretending to be Sonichu pretending to be Chris"
 
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She knows he has the habit but just leaves him to his own devices.

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So this debt hearing is going to be the usual continuance, or the creditor is just going to dissolve everything and let Chris go.

So chances are Barb will not accompany Chris to court and we can expect this:

Judge: "Christine Chandler, why can't you pay this"
Chris: "My momma Christine isn't here. This is her son, Sonichu."
 
So this debt hearing is going to be the usual continuance, or the creditor is just going to dissolve everything and let Chris go.

So chances are Barb will not accompany Chris to court and we can expect this:

Judge: "Christine Chandler, why can't you pay this"
Chris: "My momma Christine isn't here. This is her son, Sonichu."
Lol, I’d imagine if the collections agency took a good look at Chris, they’d immediately realize they aren’t getting their money back.

Someone should convince the prosecution to bring up the moon laser since that seems to be the only way to get him to give away money.
 
Lol, I’d imagine if the collections agency took a good look at Chris, they’d immediately realize they aren’t getting their money back.

Someone should convince the prosecution to bring up the moon laser since that seems to be the only way to get him to give away money.

I'm surprised the same people that troll Chris don't bother to email the prosecutor with all the stuff he did. Even the Jerkops (specifically the Greene county sherriff), who Chris hates, know of him. I bet the look on the bailiff's face when he sees Chris constantly coming in to court: "oh great, this guy again."
 
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