WWE Champions General - Despite his claims, DSP is still spending thousands of dollars on the WWE Champions mobile game

[WolverineGuy22]

That was fast.

 

[DankSydePhil]

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That was fast.

He left with a quickness

 

[Kosher Dill]

It must really burn Phil up that even a guild where he's 50% above the next most open wallet, they still won't put up with him.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

It must really burn Phil up that even a guild where he's 50% above the next most open wallet, they still won't put up with him.

Yeah, this next stream could provide some gold. It is going to be hard to beat the "I used to play mobile games" rant though.

 

[DZoomer]

This whole thing is so bizarre. It's so obvious that it's Phil. How can he actually believe that he's still fooling anyone? I guess this really proves that he thinks very lowly of his own paypigs, since anyone with an average intellect can see that there are far easier ways for NotPhil to prove that he's, well, not Phil.

Inb4 he changes his nickname to "YeahImPhilBurnell" and Phil keeps pretending not to be him.

Edit: just thought of something funny: tell NotPhil to change his nickname to something that would be offensive to Phil, like "KatLovesHay" or "TevinIsMyGod". If he truly wants to be left alone and doesn't care for his nickname, then he'd certainly change it to that, right?

 

[gh0stzero]

Man he fell from the rafters quicker than Owen Hart.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I hope Scopely removes event leaderboards and the biggest paypiggies can't get their special 1000x currency to brag about to their piglets. It's the only way they can stop us autists from always finding Phil if they keep doing this.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

The Kiwis are an unstoppable force and Phil is an unmovable object.

Phil is addicted to this game. He can not stop playing. He needs his fix.

His bankruptcy documents show he was well able to pay all his bills and yet he didn't because WWE Champions was more important. He drove himself into a bankruptcy because he can't help himself.

He won't stop. He will keep petitioning for name changes. He will keep hopping factions. He will deny it is him the whole time. And he will tell his paypigs he needs grocery money while he does it.

 

[the khat quaffer]

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I checked the Institute and nobody tipping with either NewestDay or DownFromTheRafters (or any combo thereof) got LIMBed. He did physically lean in, but no ban. That would have been just a bit too obvious.

Also, holy shit, Pig is the world's worst actor. Guarantee you if you threw a quarter at him (protip: don't) and said something truly random like purplemonkeydishwasher he'd be like 'dunno what that is but thanks for the cheer' and move on within a nanosecond. It's so obvious when it hits close to home.

 

[Near]

Damn, Phil. This thread must be your browser home page at this point

 

[MoonRocker]

So, is Scopely actively lying by admitting they don't change usernames under any circumstances? Or if you throw enough shekels to buy pixelated sweaty dudes, this automatically makes it so the rules don't apply to you all of a sudden?

From a programming point-of-view, a few hardcoded variables would make the changing of his name impossible. On the other hand, this could just be a policy implemented to avoid the clusterfuck of having people constantly reach out to their small and probably underfunded Customer Service team with constant requests for name changes and the sort.

Who knows but this whole thing is really fucking weird and once again, Phil finds himself caught into a ridiculous Vortex of Autism that he's once again the center of.

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

So, is Scopely actively lying by admitting they don't change usernames under any circumstances? Or if you throw enough shekels to buy pixelated sweaty dudes, this automatically makes it so the rules don't apply to you all of a sudden?

The former is only based on the latter as an unlock condition.

 

[PieceofShet]

I think its not too far fetched to say that this is the only real thing he enjoys... as weird as it sounds...

Im happy we can ruin this for him!

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Phil betrays himself every single time, how many times has Phil, or hell, any other streamer had some wheelchair tip them with some retarded message that has nothing to do with anything attached and after they read it they don't comment on it at all and just say "thanks for the tip [wheelchair's screen name]"
However, when Phil gets a "detractor meme" tip he always activates clown mode and sets it to 11, lingering on it for half a minute to make sure that he doesn't know what you're talking about, dood. All he has to do is just say "thanks for the tip" like he does for every other wheelchair tip with a retarded message and he'll actually throw people off of his tracks.

 

[Kosher Dill]

So, is Scopely actively lying by admitting they don't change usernames under any circumstances?

I suspect that the customer service drones can't do it (and may not even know that it's possible), and it only happens if someone in charge tells the actual devs to manually tweak a row in the database or something. Obviously this would only happen for the most open of wallets.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I suspect that the customer service drones can't do it (and may not even know that it's possible), and it only happens if someone in charge tells the actual devs to manually tweak a row in the database or something. Obviously this would only happen for the most open of wallets.

This is Scopely we're talking about, an organisation on an ethical par with organ traffickers. Not much of a surprise they'd lie about name changes.

 

[Satoi]

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My favorite quote here: "Don't really follow the convos and history but he's got a lot of crap that follows him. If even 10% of it was true he's a dick ."
Now that is fucking based, I'd have a drink with this guy any day. If only this could somehow be communicated to the paypigs, but even I know I'm asking too much.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

My favorite quote here: "Don't really follow the convos and history but he's got a lot of crap that follows him. If even 10% of it was true he's a dick ."
Now that is fucking based, I'd have a drink with this guy any day. If only this could somehow be communicated to the paypigs, but even I know I'm asking too much.

He wouldn't be able to afford to buy a drink, he spent it on sweaty jpegs.

 

[tzgnilki]

dsp gave them permission to let him leave

 

[Muppetmode]

Don’t watch wrestling but how often do they talk about climbing the rafters? It’s Kinda pathetic how bad Phil is at deflecting/playing dumb considering his whole schtick