🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Gustav Schuchardt said:
King of Pol did an interview with Phantom Organization which contains some Ralph lore

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/bryan...tional-detective-boomerphil.7451/post-6654236
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What a response from the Gunt. I get asked my thoughts on ralph, I call ralph the same shit I say about him here. He gets asshurt like it matters what I say and tries to relive the past by reuploading an old ass stream of 3 years ago.
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protip: this wont save your show dude. Stop living in the past.

What an absolute lad. I'll never recover. I guess I better go enjoy my family and all the benefits of a good life then 🙄

Real talk, how is he so thinned skinned? How am I a threat to the Gunt exactly? Is there any criticism that he can take and not want to murder everyone in the room?
 
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Bryan Dunn said:
What a response from the Gunt. I get asked my thoughts on ralph, I call ralph the same shit I say about him here. He gets asshurt like it matters what I say and tries to relive the past by reuploading an old ass stream of 3 years ago.
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protip: this wont save your show dude. Stop living in the past.

What an absolute lad. I'll never recover. I guess I better go enjoy my family and all the benefits of a good life then 🙄

Real talk, how is he so thinned skinned? How am I a threat to the Gunt exactly? Is there any criticism that he can take and not want to murder everyone in the room?
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He a-logged a fat Canadian neet with less 150 subscribers because the kid mocked him in some videos. Of course he's gonna respond to you. He's probably watching every Phantom Organization stream seething that something negative might be said about him. PO has like 40-50 viewers a stream I think? We actually agree on something here, the guy is a vindictive sociopath. He's probably looking to flag the channel down.
 
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Perspicacity said:
He a-logged a fat Canadian neet with less 150 subscribers because the kid mocked him in some videos.
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Ya, phantom is cool peoples surprisingly, he only has 700 subscribers. He's a nobody and he told a story on Stream about ralph showing up in his Let's Play stream to talk shit about him and he had no idea why.

He averaged about 60 viewers that stream which is pretty good for his sub count imo. Regardless, just like I said on his stream; their is absolutely nothing I can say or do to hurt Ralph. He is his own worst enemy and only he can change it.

Why getting so threatened by me sharing Gamergate Ralph stories is beyond me but because he did that, it reminded me to go dig up the archives of his gamergate lolcow antics as the OP doesn't have the archive of the ED page. I wouldn't have even cared enough to look at this if I wasn't reminded about it today.

Enjoy: https://web.archive.org/web/20171104011228/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/TheRalphRetort
 
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Bryan Dunn said:
Ya, phantom is cool peoples surprisingly, he only has 700 subscribers. He's a nobody and he told a story on Stream about ralph showing up in his Let's Play stream to talk shit about him and he had no idea why.

He averaged about 60 viewers that stream which is pretty good for his sub count imo. Regardless, just like I said on his stream; their is absolutely nothing I can say or do to hurt Ralph. He is his own worst enemy and only he can change it.

Why getting so threatened by me sharing Gamergate Ralph stories is beyond me but because he did that, it reminded me to go dig up the archives of his gamergate lolcow antics as the OP doesn't have the archive of the ED page. I wouldn't have even cared enough to look at this if I wasn't reminded about it today.

Enjoy: https://web.archive.org/web/20171104011228/https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/TheRalphRetort
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oh yeah didnt ralph use you as a boogeyman for every negative post for a while? that was really really bizarre even by his thin skinned standards since iirc the last time you effected him was GG and maybe a deleted kumite that i dont remember at all
 
Bryan Dunn said:
What a response from the Gunt. I get asked my thoughts on ralph, I call ralph the same shit I say about him here. He gets asshurt like it matters what I say and tries to relive the past by reuploading an old ass stream of 3 years ago.
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protip: this wont save your show dude. Stop living in the past.

What an absolute lad. I'll never recover. I guess I better go enjoy my family and all the benefits of a good life then 🙄

Real talk, how is he so thinned skinned? How am I a threat to the Gunt exactly? Is there any criticism that he can take and not want to murder everyone in the room?
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any small sliver of criticism stirs up the torrent of self-hatred within him.
 
Goku 1000000 O said:
He stopped trying to fight against autism and turned himself around. People forget just how bad Kraut was before, so it wasn’t unreasonable to think he would go over the edge.

Also, Jim sent him on a spiral down to below 100k subs with his videos when Kraut had about 160k subs. So he’s definitely more than recovered but he’s not doubled 160k subs.
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i remember the killstream did a krautwatch for a week because people thought he would peacefully sunset himself once he dipped people 100k subs again.
 
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Ryotaro Dojima said:
Honestly with how petty Ralph is, I'm shocked he hasn't tried to dox all of us personally.
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Ralph tried doxing Lord Akira, remember? He was found out so fast on /cow/ that he just started having other people do it for him, because at least he had plausible deniability there.
 
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Ryotaro Dojima said:
Honestly with how petty Ralph is, I'm shocked he hasn't tried to dox all of us personally.
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Do you think he hasn’t tried? But then again what would his endgame be exactly, granted he wouldn’t have thought that far ahead but what could he actually do with that information?

Hello is this the SPLC? I have information about people using gamer words on the internet. Yeah this is Ethan Ralph *call disconnected*

Then he’ll cry to his mother demanding tenders for being a good boy and recycling the mountain of empty liquor bottles he had in his room.
 
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Kraut said:
I should be honest with you guys. I am here cause a friend of mine who talks to Ralph told me that he constantly lurks on this thread and is really upset about it. He then suggested I make an account and post here to make him madder. And now I am reading all the lore there is and thinking of maybe making a video on him sometime this year.
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dont. you jusy giving him free content to talk about and he wont shut up about it for weeks.

Perspicacity said:
So Ralphy shaved his head for this crazy bitch. I actually don't wish the two any heartbreak, but this looks like an unavoidable disaster. Knowing how crazy these two individuals are.... how long until this turns into a trash fire of its own? I say a month.
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he looks like a fat limp bizkit past his "prime".
 
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Inquisitor_BadAss said:
Do you think he hasn’t tried? But then again what would his endgame be exactly, granted he wouldn’t have thought that far ahead but what could he actually do with that information?

Hello is this the SPLC? I have information about people using gamer words on the internet. Yeah this is Ethan Ralph *call disconnected*

Then he’ll cry to his mother demanding tenders for being a good boy and recycling the mountain of empty liquor bottles he had in his room.
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He'll write a very mean article on his totally legitimate news website about how we've all looked at his penis pic which hilariously has Jim Beam boxer shorts from when he was catfished by /baph/ and are gay for him as a result, about he's not gay for fucking Klingon looking bitches, and say we're all kumitards/skeptics/gamergaters who can't get over how successful he is pulling in 20 lemons a night. He'll spend the next three weeks talking to Andy about how not mad he is with us and he's living rent free in our heads, before picking an unnecessary fight with an eceleb (probably Kraut, Bryan Dunn or Mundanematt) to try and boost interest in the Killstream, before he gets upset that we're still laughing at him before doing it all over again. If we're lucky we'll get a Pillstream.

We on the other hand will sit around like giggling buzzards shitposting until the eventual OD or coronary kicks in so we can enjoy the corn harvest.
 
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Vetti said:
tfw you can't get the nookie in-state
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I came into this world as a retard
Look into my frame
Then you'll see the mass of the lard
Clogging up my heart
Burning up my brain (hot!)
3am wake up with esophageal pain
Hey, I think about the day
When Andy ran away with my pay
Doing meth and getting laid
Now he's stuck with my groupies that he fucked
And she's just a sucker with a pinecone in her ass
(Hey)
Like a gunt
(Hey)
Like a gunt
(Hey)
Like a gunt

I DID IT ALL FOR THE LEMONS
THE LEMONS
SO TAKE YOUR VERIFIED BADGE
AND STICK IT UP YOUR (YEAH)
STICK IT UP YOUR (YEAH)
 
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Kraut said:
I should be honest with you guys. I am here cause a friend of mine who talks to Ralph told me that he constantly lurks on this thread and is really upset about it. He then suggested I make an account and post here to make him madder. And now I am reading all the lore there is and thinking of maybe making a video on him sometime this year.
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Don't listen to all the haters @Kraut , make the video and be sure to keep it funny all the way through (avoid serious indictments of character like bigotry/doxxing, despite their truthfulness)

Try to bounce between re-telling true Ralph-Facts and making jokes

CP stream with Warski -> Commentary -> Trash Burger Consumption -> Commentary -> Pillstream/Jerking off to Soph on a live mic -> Laugh at Ralph

You can do it
 
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Snappy Jappy said:
CP stream with Warski -> Commentary -> Trash Burger Consumption -> Commentary -> Pillstream/Jerking off to Soph on a live mic -> Laugh at Ralph
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Put in the false flagging of Phantom Organization, sending highly classified PROJECT STARFISH pictures to PPP's church, doxing his paypigs, getting catfished by Baphomet too. Also clips of him losing his shit to LeoPirate and the crazy intervention podcast where he goes off on Flamenco for being autistic and caused Flamenco and even fucking Gator to quit as cohosts.

Oh and recording Randbot crying about his wife's miscarriage and then using it against him.

Loads of material.
 
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