Science Man with fish stuck up his rectum tells doctor he simply ‘sat’ on the creature - SOMETHING FISHY?

Obviously beat CatParty to this one...

Man, 30, has a whole fish stuck in his rectum after 'sitting on it by accident'
  • The 30-year-old went to a hospital in China after having abdominal pain
  • Doctors were shocked to find a fish inside his body during an X-ray scan
  • The man said the fish slipped into his backside after 'he sat on it by accident'
  • Gruesome footage shows medics removing the dead fish from the patient
By EMILIA JIANG FOR MAILONLINE

A 30-year-old man in China has had a whole fish removed from his rectum after he had allegedly sat on it by accident.
Gruesome footage shows medics removing the dead blue tilapia from the patient's body at a hospital.
Reports from local media did not specify the fish's size but the species usually measures 30-40 centimetres (12-16 inches) long.

The incident is believed to have taken place last Tuesday at the Zhaoqing First People's Hospital in Guangdong province of southern China.
Doctors made the shocking discovery during an X-ray scan after the 30-year-old man had gone to the hospital for severe abdominal pain.
The patient, who remains anonymous, claimed that the fish slipped into his rectum after he had accidentally sat on the creature, according to Guangdong Television.

The man eventually came to the hospital after failing to remove the fish from his backside himself.
The medics had to surgically open the man's belly to remove the dead fish from his rectum because the fish was 'quite big'.
A nurse can be heard in the video saying: 'It stinks so much!'
It remains unclear if the patient has fully recovered.

Another elderly Chinese resident recently had a 10-inch chopstick lodged in his belly after inserting it into his backside 'out of curiosity'.
The 68-year-old man from Hubei claimed that he was interested in checking his backside after developing piles.
The patient was discharged from the hospital after medics removed the metal stick from the pensioner's intestines.
Media reports did not specify the chopstick's length, but the Chinese cutlery is typically about 25-centimetre (10-inch) long.


It's the Daily Fail so take it with a massive dose of salt, but made me chuckle.
 
Reminds me of the story of the old Chink who shoved a live eel up his ass to cure his constipation.

 
Reminds me of the story of the old Chink who shoved a live eel up his ass to cure his constipation.

What does this say about Chinese healthcare?
 
Reminds me of the story of the old Chink who shoved a live eel up his ass to cure his constipation.

For that reason, I knew this was going to be China before clicking on it.
 
How did we go for 2 pages without someone posting this?

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I'm curious, but also not curious: blue tilapia do have a boney doral/anal fin. Which would be, as gross as it is, fine going into the butt, but coming out? They either gotta stretch that butthole out or pray to god one of those fins doesn't snag while pulling it out.

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It never ceases to amaze me how amusing your posts are when I pair them with your avatar.
 
Did he start screaming "Armageddon! Armageddon!"?
 
"Huh? I got a fish in my ah-my backside. Well heck if I know how it got there. Well, I mean - I know how it got there. I mean it's not like - I'm not some fuckin queer shoving things up my tailpipe. I mean, do I look like some weird sorta faggot to you Dr. Gook? Damn right I'm not... okay.

So, so like what had happened was I was fishing. I fish, long family tradition, whatever. And I hook a fuckin beaut of a fish. Gorgeous fucker lands right in the fucking boat but - the fish was just all over the place. You know like they do. And I couldn't catch it with my hands, right?

So - I'm thinking. I'm thinking - like - there has to be a better way. So I tried to sit on it, but you know... I mean. Weird things happen everyday. So right as I went to sit on it , a spook - the ghost kind not the black kind - pulled down my pants. Huh? Oh, my family is cursed. Long story. Anyway, the spook yanks down my pants right as the fish is kind of pointing upward.

And what do you know? I've got a fish in my as- uh my keister. You know? So - long story short... it's in there pretty tight and my wallet is a bit light. So you know, you can um - you can keep the fish if'n you can pry that sonofabitch outta my as-uh kiester. Yeah."

...But seriously, I would like to hear his full explanation in excruciating detail.
 
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