Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Turd Blossom]

I love this new arc where Clotso is celebrating the quirky, fun world of fast food advertising. Remember just one short year ago when our girl had just educated herself (through IG and Netflix docs, naturally) on the evils of fast food corporations and their advertising, and how they were 100% to blame for her inability to stop cramming Beef 'n Cheddars in her PoutineHole?
Kiwi Farms remembers.

'...and technically it's not really my fault I binged on Arby's, McDonalds, Taco Bell then Arby's again cuz it's a well known documented and proven fact, as stated on Netflix, that there are chemicals in all fast food that make you addicted to it. These chemicals are practically derivatives of crack! So yes I can totally relate to a drug addict and know exactly what they go thru. And for the haters saying I'm just a lazy gluttonous slob who should cook at home, you try living on my street ok, fast food places are everywhere. Everyone in my city is over 400 pounds. Don't try and tell me you guys don't eat like this, everyone does but I just get hated on for it. Don't even get me started on the subliminal messages in all the commercials, billboards and radio adverts!'

"...you try living on my street ok, fast food places are everywhere. Everyone in my city is over 400 pounds. Don't try and tell me you guys don't eat like this, everyone does but I just get hated on for it. Don't even get me started on the subliminal messages in all the commercials, billboards and radio adverts!"

I can't seem to locate the accompanying video atm, but this was right around the time she huffily decreed that the only solution was to move to another country to get away from the endless onslaught of advertising and McDonalds "on every corner". Because obviously the problem wasn't her lack of self control, it was the evil fast food conglomerates conspiring to make her fat.

It's good to see that she's finally bravely overcome and not only embraced, but seeks out what once was such a trigger for her.

Move over Amber: Clotso is the true inspiration! #BecauseofClotso

 

[Strine]

I didn't think the things she says could be more boring, but presenting herself as a fast food historian has excavated an entirely new sub-level of quality for her video subjects to descend to. I don't think I can actually conceive of something less interesting than an explanation of the aujourd'hui trading practices of Canuck Grease Hut #239. I'd rather hear one of her homeless dick fantasias, and that's saying something. I'm too busy at the moment to write up 25 minutes of fucknothing, but um, good luck with online dating gorl...

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Eye roll... her city is also full of fitness friendly areas; not just high school tracks available for anyone to use when school isn't in session but walking, hiking, biking trails of every length & some with simply stunning surroundings to make it extra enjoyable. Parks, skating rinks; lots of those built by the government initially for the use of public servants & many now open to anyone.

Ottawa & Gatineau certainly have their share of fatties but also have a lot of people who thoroughly enjoy fitness activities of all sorts.

 

[Mukb0nker$]

if you take away the fact that she's morbidly deathly obese and displaying her shooting up on YouTube for everyone to see. she sucks at reviewing food in general. its sad she thinks of herself as some foodie, she's neither a foodie or a beauty, but fuck at least TRY to review the fucking food if you're going to pretend. first of all, who the fuck needs her to review anything from a fast food joint? like its all fairly similar to one another and she has ZERO descriptive words to review food with except for 'its so good mm omg so good' that's not reviewing SHIT. Every time she ate the chicken sandwich she said it was good there was no review. then that chalet sauce, 'its hard to explain someone help me out' fuck you suck as an obese person. can't convey anything. she's so fucking dumb.
also if I saw that commercial, I would want to NOT eat there. It seems cringe as fuck and so outdated but of course she's having a nostalgia moment and using food as therapy. she's sick. I've never heard of this place but it looks like the equivalent of Boston Market in the US. Judging by the containers and food choice. Which means she's going to keep bloating up because that shit is full of sodium. She could have easily replicated this type of food at home. She's so lazy.

 

[clusterfuckk]

Eye roll... her city is also full of fitness friendly areas; not just high school tracks available for anyone to use when school isn't in session but walking, hiking, biking trails of every length & some with simply stunning surroundings to make it extra enjoyable. Parks, skating rinks; lots of those built by the government initially for the use of public servants & many now open to anyone.

Ottawa & Gatineau certainly have their share of fatties but also have a lot of people who thoroughly enjoy fitness activities of all sorts.

Also has a fairly decent minor hockey program along with many other winter sports so no Chinny, your town is not mostly fat.

 

[Ciscoipphone]

there is a cut here where she takes a big swig of the gravy

ah the classic fork + fingers technique

 

[inquizadoor]

she better be careful, shes getting that slaton sister chin

 

[DefCon Dumb]

I have to repeat this - I've never seen her or the few other death fats I keep an eye on, gain this much, this quickly.

She's got to be close to no longer being able to handle the stairs in her place. Her new stoner persona isn't going to react quickly if she loses her balance. A fall right now would be catastrophic.

 

[lymphadainty]

Her life makes me so sad. I get secondhand sad from her.

 

[Alaska Thunderfuck]

Didn't Julie Terryberry mention Swiss Chalet gravy at one point?

 

[inquizadoor]

finally figured out what she reminds me of. this is definitely what trunchbull would look like if she kept eating entire chocolate cakes every night.

 

[A borscht-on]

Her life makes me so sad. I get secondhand sad from her.

You are, of course, free to feel any way you wish, but I wouldn't waste your empathy on Chantal. Hungry Fat Chick, maybe, but not this gal. She did this entirely to herself, wants to be this way, and is extraordinarily rude to any and all people--ones she knows, and countless strangers on the internet--who extend concern towards her, try to help her, do their best to encourage her to stop the madness. She is a nasty piece of work who cares only about immediate gratification and what others can do for her, and if you ever devote your time to Chantalology, you will learn this for yourself.

 

[Reilly]

Tomorrow we get the celebrated history and architectural stylings of Dairy Queen.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Swiss Chalet is a fast food chicken joint & nothing to write home about. Their gravy at best is below average - it's tolerable but you can honestly open a packet of instant gravy powder, mix it with water & heat it on the stove & it will be far better than Swiss Chalet.

 

[lymphadainty]

You are, of course, free to feel any way you wish, but I wouldn't waste your empathy on Chantal. Hungry Fat Chick, maybe, but not this gal. She did this entirely to herself, wants to be this way, and is extraordinarily rude to any and all people--ones she knows, and countless strangers on the internet--who extend concern towards her, try to help her, do their best to encourage her to stop the madness. She is a nasty piece of work who cares only about immediate gratification and what others can do for her, and if you ever devote your time to Chantalology, you will learn this for yourself.

Oh nono, you misunderstand. Sad as in pathetic. I've watched Chantal long enough to know what she's all about - my account may just be new on the farms. Think of it like secondhand embarrassment.

 

[timewave0]

What the fuck is a Chalet?

I don’t know but Swiss Chalet is just a very mediocre chicken restaurant in Canada. I would liken it to an inferior version of Boston Market in the States if you’ve ever been there. Boston Market without the god-tier cornbread.

 

[AvrilsMeatsuit]

I'm here for the summer road trip vlog with Rina. It'll be interesting to see how she responds to having to sit in a car for 2 hours and 2 minutes from Ottawa to Kingston without stopping countless times to either piss on the side of the road, or grab a Beef N' Cheddar meal. Granted, she'll probably end up never mentioning it again and/or flunking on Rina but nonetheless i'm here for the shitshow.

 

[Kaiser Aura]

Chinasaurus Rex coming at you with another bomb ass food review and storytime!

Spoiler: Drunken Recap

- open with a vintage ad. I actual don't mind this. If she wasn't...her this would be a good idea for all her "mukbangs"

- Eyes dart around while she opens the gravy, fighting with even square mile of her being not to chug the delicious Chicken Nectar

- You put the gravy cup near the chicken so you can dip

- Breaks out entire tub of margarine so she can "butter my biscuit". I'm gonna puke

- My fellow Leafs know of the Swiss Shall Lay. (Americans do too, it's called Boston Market. Add it to your bucket list.)

- Uninteresting history sperging she probably plagiarized from Wikipedia

- I will never understand a Beauty Bite compared to a regular bite. Unless it just means First Chinny Bite, and that's fucking retarded

- Can't describe gravy

- Green beans look good. They look like green beans. Needs salt *adds fuckton of salt*

- I'm eating limited edition chicken

- It has juice

- It's messy

- DIP IT

- I hate modernisation, (but I sure love I can get a family meal all to myself with a push of a button)

- Let's talk about Shall Lays. Fuck I gotta look up what a chalet actually is. A wooden house typically in the Swiss Alps. Woo.

- Granpap had one on a big hill. "I remember rolling down it". I bet you did

- There were ghosts. Or maybe I was a dumb kid. Told mom. They put me to bed and played cards and told dirty jokes. It was bullshit

- Uncle told dirty jokes. Mom yelled at him but I said I liked it

- The whole thing was made of wood, it was like a wood cabin. (I now have learned that I figured out what chalet meant before Clotso)

- It has floors and doors, plus basement

- I wouldn't even go to basement for sodas (bullshit)

- My uncle was big, buff, and funny. (He probably wanted to fuck me)

- Scary Shall Lay. Wood makes noises.

- (Halfway through video, I regret this decision)

- Mom gave me rational explanations but I don't believe her

- Haunted Nutcracker

- Santa Ghost

- Maybe Santa hates kids (projection)

- HEE HEE!

- Tragic Ghost Lovers

- Shall Lay Shall Lay Shall Lay

- I used to read *short circuit* I watch horror movies behind my parents back

- Remember movie rentals? They gone. Sad! (Yeah you're gonna drag your lard ass to a video store when you can get anything you need with the push of a button)

- OH! Reading! I read scawy things

- We like watching other people getting hurt, that's why we horror

- I'm lying about a road trip with my friend

- Found a scary park

- I swear I'm gonna go. Told friend don't run away *short circuit* I'm gonna dip it in the sweet n...sweet sauce

- Stuffing face with beans. That's enough. I want pie

- Meal was 16 Canadian Shekels, not bad.

- Beauty. Fucking. Bite.

- Dessert sperging

- I'm wearing housework clothes. I swear I'm doing housework. I don't look like shit because I'm lazy, it's the housework.

- Gonna buy me a table because Peetz wants me the fuck out the kitchen

- Gonna relocate mukbangs to table (visibly bothered)

- Foodgasm and more pie sperging

- I don't like sugar, it's salt

- Roadtrip totally happening at the end of the month. We just both have to be free. (Chinny you have literally 0 obligations)

- Trip sounds legit scary (getting my excuses preloaded)

- We'll see. (After making a number of promises that it's happening)

- Yum yum good meal I had fun.

Okay fuck that. I got in too deep and had to commit the rest of the way. I'd be lying if I didn't say I got inspiration from @StrawberryDouche. Semper Fi, I don't know how you recap Amy consistently.

Never again, unless people like the recap then MAYBE again sometime...provided I have a good number of drinks in me.

 

[YourMommasBackstory]

I mean, that looks like a normal food, Chantal just doesn’t understand what a normal portion size is and gets two garnishes and a calorie dense dessert on top of a big piece of chicken.

 

[draculasestateagent]

She's so hungry and eager to eat in the beginning she sucks her finger after picking up the tub of gravy - she can't even tell us what she's eating without needing to put something in her mouth