Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Diana Moon Glampers]

It really does kind of look like some gamer random in his 30s giving an inappropriate kiss to his great-aunt Patty. I kind of think Daniel would pull better at a Ren Faire than Becky, just based on how much faster the aging process is hitting her. "Middle aged moms" is not a demographic those places are short on.

It's becoming clearer that what Becky really wants is an affair in the classic sense. She wants to sneak around and fuck uncomfortably in some corner where they might get caught. She's become asexual since her fake marriage because putting even a pseudo-official seal on their commitment made it lose all excitement for her.

The part where she could really shock people with her poly arrangement has probably really worn off. Committed trios and quads are probably the most-accepted version of poly and mostly get a raised eyebrow now unless they're living somewhere truly backwater. In Los Angeles, no one would bat an eyelash. Her own parents mostly shrug about it now. She's going to have to keep going further to chase those sweet dopamine hits from being chastened by others.

 

[VacuousSpooder]

Lol, Becky's hair is frizz-damaged and her roots are showing pretty badly. I know most salons that are even able to be open at this point aren't doing dyeing services or anything that keeps a person in a chair for an extended period of time. I wonder how long we get until that whining begins. You know she's eager to embrace her true Becky ways if she can't get her sea hag look touched up soon.

In other news, the trio is avidly looking to rent an actual house now.


So not only are they looking to rent a place that is as-expensive or more than where they are now (trying to rent a house in LA goes for what these days?), Becky's already wanting to expensive new furniture to boot! The cucks must be doing well for themselves, what with one still on furlough last we knew and it still being a pandemic.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

A rented house that will allow two dogs, no less.

Who the fuck buys expensive furniture for a rented house? California rent market is nuts, you can end up having your rent jacked up enough in a year that it'll force you out, and the next place you rent might not have room for the cool sectional or the china cabinet or whatever. But of course, she acts like she simply would have to have it, and Daniel doesn't know how to say no.

 

[AnOminous]

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Imagine being a complete whore with no life at all to the point you act like you were murdered by a family member because she doesn't agree with you about some absolute bullshit like men actually being women.

Look at all the raw sexual attraction Becky feels for Daniel in that uncomfortable, tightly-closed-mouthed kiss. I've seen people kiss their grandmas with more passion. (I think this was before her "asexual" phase really kicked off.)

& on the subject of grandmas, peep those miserable old lady bulldog jowls. A+

To be fair to Becky absolutely no woman would find an utterly weak cuck like this attractive. He is a pathetic piece of shit and nobody feels anything for him but contempt at his weakness.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Not sure if that's gross or awesome. All in good fun, I guess. Points for realism either way, though!

Ren Faire dude might have more hair (on his head).

Speaking of the Chad Adonises she married, I love how you can just feel the sexual tension in Becky & Daniel's "wedding" photos.
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Look at all the raw sexual attraction Becky feels for Daniel in that uncomfortable, tightly-closed-mouthed kiss. I've seen people kiss their grandmas with more passion. (I think this was before her "asexual" phase really kicked off.)

& on the subject of grandmas, peep those miserable old lady bulldog jowls. A+

The guy in question liked to role play as a noble at his faires, his daughter was like a 6 or 7 and the date would just be at the faire so it was all good. She was also over the age of 18.

 

[Humpty hump]

“I’ll have to go shopping for long-lasting not-IKEA furniture”

lol why? They’ve moved before right? So why does this move warrant a furniture upgrade?

 

[Water-T]

“I’ll have to go shopping for long-lasting not-IKEA furniture”

lol why? They’ve moved before right? So why does this move warrant a furniture upgrade?

Either Becky's cursed womb is preparing to spawn rotten crotchfruit, or she's weaving a "I need to move and get new furniture for the Totally Real And Not Made Up Baby i'm going to have!" narrative so she can score more gibs.

 

[Trombonista]

Lol, Becky's hair is frizz-damaged and her roots are showing pretty badly. I know most salons that are even able to be open at this point aren't doing dyeing services or anything that keeps a person in a chair for an extended period of time. I wonder how long we get until that whining begins. You know she's eager to embrace her true Becky ways if she can't get her sea hag look touched up soon.

In other news, the trio is avidly looking to rent an actual house now.

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So not only are they looking to rent a place that is as-expensive or more than where they are now (trying to rent a house in LA goes for what these days?), Becky's already wanting to expensive new furniture to boot! The cucks must be doing well for themselves, what with one still on furlough last we knew and it still being a pandemic.

She also wants another dog. Does she even do anything to take care of Kaylee?

 

[Next Task]

Remember, Becky is totes asexual, y'all!

Apparently it's now that it was just a phase. Of course, bringing up that it was a phase at the time - something I'm sure Becky has said her parents, or at least Mami, has done - provokes so much REEEEEEing, as if her parents have no idea about how their daughter goes through phases like this.

Turns out, Becky goes through a lot of phases that she acts like cornerstones of her identity before dropping them unless she needs them for an internet argument. Yet pointing that out is a hate crime. How are her parents to know which ones will stick and which ones she'll drop after a year, like how she was totally trans for 18 months before skipping back to nonbinary when the whim took her?

 

[nyon]

Quick check in on the cucks. Daniel is converting to Judaism. Im not going to screenshot every single thing he said because holy hell, it's a lot. More or less atheism's community sucks, Jews rock and Becky is the most Jewish Jew ever.
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Is that this cultural appropriation I'm hearing about? Like conversion is just some coursework you have to do and at the end you graduate as a certified jew. Just remember to do some jewing now and then to prevent your license from lapsing. As if a religion is just some assortment of weird rituals you just do without any greater meaning or thought behind it. That shit is more offensive than a white chick in a sari and dreadlocks could ever hope to be, cause this is just demeaning.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

“I’ll have to go shopping for long-lasting not-IKEA furniture”

lol why? They’ve moved before right? So why does this move warrant a furniture upgrade?

Because Becky is a shallow materialist consoomer. In the absence of goals to work towards or the satisfaction of achievement, the acquisition of stuff is all she has to look forward to.

Apparently it's now that it was just a phase. Of course, bringing up that it was a phase at the time - something I'm sure Becky has said her parents, or at least Mami, has done - provokes so much REEEEEEing, as if her parents have no idea about how their daughter goes through phases like this.

Turns out, Becky goes through a lot of phases that she acts like cornerstones of her identity before dropping them unless she needs them for an internet argument. Yet pointing that out is a hate crime. How are her parents to know which ones will stick and which ones she'll drop after a year, like how she was totally trans for 18 months before skipping back to nonbinary when the whim took her?

Her phases switch on and off depending what suits the current narrative. If she’s horny and wants to present herself as an irresistible sex goddess, then she’s a cishet woman who gets so much more out of sex than you do. If other people are talking about sex, she’s asexual and therefore can screech at you for oppressing her. If the narrative is about gender, she’s a man who was sent to conversion camp and committed suicide sixteen times.

 

[Spidersforfriends]

#freemami continues, but for how long?

 

[Wargarbl]

#freemami continues, but for how long?

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It stops when she is placated with a check. Like always.

 

[Pargon]

#freemami continues, but for how long?

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I'll just archive that tweet here and bookmark the post because it'll be fun to see how long this actually lasts.

 

[Spidersforfriends]

Bahahahahahhhh how Becky managed to restrain herself to picking just a few things/personality traits in reply to this amazes me. Becky this is the moment you have been waiting for, this is it, this is you being asked your specialist subject on Mastermind. Disappointing.


And no Becky love, writing saucy stories for the absolute dregs of fandoms is not "volunteering during a pandemic".

 

[Pargon]

Bahahahahahhhh how Becky managed to restrain herself to picking just a few things/personality traits in reply to this amazes me. Becky this is the moment you have been waiting for, this is it, this is you being asked your specialist subject on Mastermind. Disappointing.

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And no Becky love, writing saucy stories for the absolute dregs of fandoms is not "volunteering during a pandemic".

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"-stares in unemployed apocalypse-"

The apocalypse she willingly chose, she means, or is this supposed to be another shift in the narrative? Or maybe she's forgotten or smacked out of her gourd and this is a tacit admission that Paramount actually didn't renew her contract.

Whatever. The day she puts her energy to helping another living thing without any expectation of reward or recognition it really will be the End Times.

 

[Water-T]

I have hope for Becky. I'm sure there is a job somewhere that requires an expert on eating pork and fusing to a couch.

 

[Spidersforfriends]

Ooh what could this be? The new house? Better paid jobs for the lads so they can better fund your new furniture, limited edition Mulan jewellery and jk Rowling cursing ceremonies?



Becky's year(s) of awful 2020 - retiring in her thirties, a luxury trip to Disney and one to Prague in the bank, and otherwise being safe at home during a pandemic.

She luckily recovered from the stress of waiting within a couple of hours, and rose again to demand more trinkets.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Ooh what could this be? The new house? Better paid jobs for the lads so they can better fund your new furniture, limited edition Mulan jewellery and jk Rowling cursing ceremonies?

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Becky's year(s) of awful 2020 - retiring in her thirties, a luxury trip to Disney and one to Prague in the bank, and otherwise being safe at home during a pandemic.

She luckily recovered from the stress of waiting within a couple of hours, and rose again to demand more trinkets.

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Jackson is the most pathetic man in the world. I bet the dog sometimes attacks him because it thinks he’s prey.

 

[Quasar]

I bet the dog sometimes attacks him because it thinks he’s prey.

Well, it's around Becky all the time... that would just be a case of learning by example