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so why not do Freshly or one of the fresh delivery meals, similar to what Amber did?
You must be new around here not to remember what happened to her Hello Fresh meals... which ended being one huge fucking meal.
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so why not do Freshly or one of the fresh delivery meals, similar to what Amber did?
Now, now. She ordered 3 (or was it 4 ?) Meals for two. It's not her fault that the other people never showed up for the midnight buffet. And what was she supposed to do with that entire strawberry cake? Let it go to waste? She doesn't even have a sweet tooth.You must be new around here not to remember what happened to her Hello Fresh meals... which ended being one huge fucking meal.
Meal delivery services would work with a normal person. Chantal is not normal.There is so much wrong with her mindset, not that it needs to be said. When you can barely walk without getting out of breath, you shouldn't be eating fast food. She obviously can't cook and has no clue about portion size, so why not do Freshly or one of the fresh delivery meals, similar to what Amber did? I know it can get pricey, but look what's spending anyway. One of the top issues for deathfats is that they don't understand portion control (LiesbyJen is a great example of this). These pre-made meals would be a good way to get used to what a normal human meal should look like. And that's the reason Chantal or Amber won't do them, because they want to eat until they can't breathe.
She went from "Crushing Goals" to "Smashing Crunchwraps". I saw this coming - it was slower than past cycles but she did go from "never again and home cooked only" to "ordering take out" to "Once a week" to "portion control" to all out 'fuck its' and here we are again - massive portions, enough for at least 2-3 adults, of shit food. Food so lacking in nutrients that "but I take supplements!"Remember fast food funeral?
Remember when she was crushing her goals daily?
Remember when she promised home cooked meals from saturday to thursday?
Kiwi farms remembers.
PS: I never had taco bell but it looks very cheap and repulsive.
She doesn't even say "shh I said shh" these days. It's just "SSSSSSS it SSSSSSS!" And the way her face scrunches up? Ewww eww ewww. Fucking hell!
Beyond words.
She doesn't even say "shh I said shh" these days. It's just "SSSSSSS it SSSSSSS!" And the way her face scrunches up? Ewww eww ewww. Fucking hell!
Remember fast food funeral?
Remember when she was crushing her goals daily?
Remember when she promised home cooked meals from saturday to thursday?
Kiwi farms remembers.
PS: I never had taco bell but it looks very cheap and repulsive.
Bless Clotso's clogged, overworked oppositonal heart. I half expect her to release a juice-fast video on her "cheat day" Friday just to stubbornly prove that no one, not even Chantal herself, is gonna tell her what to do.Remember when she promised home cooked meals from saturday to thursday
And how she's going to lord it over us when she gets skinny. Just crushing those goals.Remember she posted a video saying she chose "Life over food"?
Well, I guess we all can see how that ended up...
Like does anybody know Adbusters? She'd be one of their fake ads. She's a walking, talking, mostly just eating parody of the world's worst glutton.
She just forgot the punctuation.Remember she posted a video saying she chose "Life over food"?
Well, I guess we all can see how that ended up...
God damnit. Time to crack a beer. The title sounds like some clickbaity ALR is getting more attention than me bullshit. This should be interesting..
She's live with a confession. She just had a big binge of McDonald's, which included three tubs of Mac sauce ... just the sauce. She doesn't like sugar, though. She said she thinks most of her audience are probably food addicts too. She doesn't want to talk about binging with her "real friends" because when she told her mom about binging her mother looked horrified. No shit.
She had the 2k of Taco Bell for the mukbang, then went to DQ and had a Blizzard, then ordered McD's. Two cheeseburgers, three Mac sauce, a large fry, a McChicken, and a root beer. "So not that bad," she says. She says whenever she's hungry she thinks that means her body is consuming its own fat and that she would be safe eating more.
She's blaming binges on her audience, again. She says if she didn't eat on camera her "YouTube career" would go down the shitter and she'd only pull 1k views per video. THAT's why she eats, guys. Totally her audience's fault.
Now she's yelling at Sam to stop meowing because she doesn't feel like dealing with it. She is screaming at him and yelling, "Oh my god." He jumped off the balcony again. Apparently there are "huge bugs" in her new place already. She's got literal bags of trash on her carpet in the living room.
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I'm tapping out, y'all. Godspeed.