U.S. Riots of May 2020 over George Floyd and others - ITT: a bunch of faggots butthurt about worthless internet stickers

[CDWLTY]

When they were right age range to play with airsoft guns, did one team have to LARP as the UN invaders?

Holy shit it did. I remember when I was 8 they finally let me play airsoft with the adults, I only got one guy and the other guys slaughtered me. Back then the idea was that the U.S. wouldn't find enough political will to disarm the citizens like they did in britain in '95, and they wouldn't want do completely stomp the 2nd Amdt. and quash so much public angst with force. So they'd say they needed help, and would import some group who doesn't share similar values to do the dirty work, which would lead to limited state by state guerrilla conflict.

It was a fantasy back then......that's sometimes somewhat possible in our new super crazy circus tent of a world. I never thought I'd see so many things from paladin press books coming to life.

A Monoculture. It's still something you'll rarely find outside of Ethnostates.

Darn. That doesn't sound nearly as cool.

 

[The Last Stand]

These days with liability I wouldn't if you're in the west. Didn't you see that guy who went to jail, lost his job, and had his wife leave him all because he changed some dumb teenage girl's tire for her? Afterwards she accused him of sexually assaulting her, he got into jail IIRC and his lawyer subpoena'd the security footage of him at the gas station, turns out all he did was change a tire. Between that, being held liable for damage to the car, or jacking it up without harming them, etc. it's just too deadly to be a good samaritan unless you know them.

Shit, I forgot about that. And I'm Black too so... you're on your own. I'm sorry.

Most cars used to have a very cheesy, small little jack in the trunk along with the spare, now with MPG reqs it's more optional.

Something else I learned about tire changing: some cars have a "key" where the tire is locked. You have to unlock it to get the tire out usually. And that during the winter, you'd need to inflate your tires more because air can get out with the cold.

I think I can learn no problem.

 

[Kabuki Actor]

sounds more like someone trying to get everyone else to participate in their fetish.

God, I really want #acab to be hijacked by diaper shitting adult babies now. Literal ones, I mean.

IN this moment we have become visionaries.

 

[CDWLTY]

Holy shit. Aren't these the same people who say "pee your pants" as an insult?

I can't believe this is 'plan A' now. "Hey gaise, get arrested, then shit your pants and wipe it everywhere. You'll go down in history right next to rosa parks!"

Sometimes I feel like the last man on earth with a functioning G.I. tract. Seems like no one can eat yoghurt, chocolate, bread, pizza, without shitting themselves to death.

 

[Kero]

Holy shit, this got so many retweets.
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Come in, Tranny Base, this is Marx Team Bravo, are we clear on Operation Pee Pee?

Roger, Marx Team, you may wet ‘em if ya got ‘em

 

[Superman93's Bitch]

If his skull didn't cave in from the impact of that statue, then I guess they really are as thick as we've been made to believe.

 

[CIA Nigger]

I'm gonna power level just a teeny tiny little bit and let you good folks know what happens when you shit yourself, throw up, piss, or spit inside a patrol car (city, county, state, highway patrol etc). At least in the South in the late 1970s. The good police officer will call in a code - you won't find it in law statutes for any states, etc., it's just a little thing between him and dispatch - and find a nice quiet side road if you're in the country or an alleyway if you're in the city and nobody's around and will beat the everliving fuck out of the person who did it. When you get to intake, they'll be told that you fell down.

Now in these days of in-car cameras and body cams and so on, I dunno if that's still a thing. But it damn sure used to be. I mention this not because I was ever on the receiving end of one of those beat-downs. Just saying.

They build modern cop cars with plastic seats in the back of them and barriers between you and the cop. If cops have to deal with a crazy drunk pissing and shitting themselves while throwing up they can always hose the thing down easily.

 

[I don't like jews]

looking forward to them tearing down the Washington Monument and crushing half of BLM under it

 

[thx1138]

They build modern cop cars with plastic seats in the back of them and barriers between you and the cop. If cops have to deal with a crazy drunk pissing and shitting themselves while throwing up they can always hose the thing down easily.

I should amend my comment. The beatdown comes if the soiling of the car was deliberate. A semi-conscious drunk? Nah. It sucks, but it happens. But pissy (ha!) little tantrums, yeah, that means you meet officer Nightstick.

 

[Full Race Replay]

i can’t imagine pissing in the coppers car would help the bail situation as well

 

[CDWLTY]

Shit, I forgot about that. And I'm Black too so... you're on your own. I'm sorry.
I think I can learn no problem.

Maybe toss a salmon polo shirt in the trunk, that should keep you covered. No one looks threatening in that! I almost forgot about those damn keys. If someone's got aftermarket wheels they likely threw it away or the shop never told them where it went. Usually an ash tray, glove box, or by the spare, but you'll spend a while by the side of the road wondering why the hell you need a flower shaped bit.

They build modern cop cars with plastic seats in the back of them and barriers between you and the cop. If cops have to deal with a crazy drunk pissing and shitting themselves while throwing up they can always hose the thing down easily.

Didn't ford put out a new thing where the car heats up to like, 130 degrees to 'disinfect automatically'? Can you imagine running that on an auto cycle, in the summer, in somewhere like Florida? Muggy, hot weather and you're baking lactose intolerant, vegan-fueled, soy burning, hippie diarrhea?

 

[Made In China]

Not really in either. They overwork way too much for little productivity. Have to stay late until your boss goes home even if you're finished for the day. They use traditional stamps for a lot of important documents which can be a PITA cause a lot of important documents can't be signed digitally. It's still mainly a cash-only society. Most websites' designs seems to be stuck in the 90s. They still use FAX machines. Most ATMs are not 24-hour. Could go on, but yeah, they're pretty conservative when it comes to technology, but they do have the occasional nifty techy future-y stuff.

Asian mentality 101: Work harder not smarter

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

I'm gonna power level just a teeny tiny little bit and let you good folks know what happens when you shit yourself, throw up, piss, or spit inside a patrol car (city, county, state, highway patrol etc). At least in the South in the late 1970s. The good police officer will call in a code - you won't find it in law statutes for any states, etc., it's just a little thing between him and dispatch - and find a nice quiet side road if you're in the country or an alleyway if you're in the city and nobody's around and will beat the everliving fuck out of the person who did it. When you get to intake, they'll be told that you fell down.

Now in these days of in-car cameras and body cams and so on, I dunno if that's still a thing. But it damn sure used to be. I mention this not because I was ever on the receiving end of one of those beat-downs. Just saying.

Nah, it still happens. Especially in rural areas that can’t afford body cams and the police still take their cop cars home at night. They really don’t want to clean that mess up.

 

[Local Fed]

Holy shit it did. I remember when I was 8 they finally let me play airsoft with the adults, I only got one guy and the other guys slaughtered me. Back then the idea was that the U.S. wouldn't find enough political will to disarm the citizens like they did in britain in '95, and they wouldn't want do completely stomp the 2nd Amdt. and quash so much public angst with force. So they'd say they needed help, and would import some group who doesn't share similar values to do the dirty work, which would lead to limited state by state guerrilla conflict.

It was a fantasy back then......that's sometimes somewhat possible in our new super crazy circus tent of a world. I never thought I'd see so many things from paladin press books coming to life.


Darn. That doesn't sound nearly as cool.

That's part of why all of these governments are so happy about mass immigration. If there's no unity of the people it's easier to control them than it is from them to stand up to you.

Edit: spelling be hard n shit.

 

[The Last Stand]

If someone's got aftermarket wheels they likely threw it away or the shop never told them where it went. Usually an ash tray, glove box, or by the spare, but you'll spend a while by the side of the road wondering why the hell you need a flower shaped bit.

I know a few things about tires. Correct me if I'm wrong. The Fix-A-Flat stuff, does that actually work as intended?

Okay, once I learn, I'll let you know. I assume YouTube and then actually practice on somebody's car.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Yes, please.. please... You need to go back.

https://www.newsweek.com/ghana-accra-barbara-oteng-gyasi-floyd-disapora-1509845

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Tbh, why not, go to Ghana. I men what could go wrong?

 

[Sharklaser]

Holy shit, this got so many retweets.
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This has to be a 4Chan op.

 

[Forgetful Gynn]

That's part of why all of these governments are so happy about mass immigration. If there's no unity of the people it's easier to control them than it is to stand up to you.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I know a few things about tires. Correct me if I'm wrong. The Fix-A-Flat stuff, does that actually work as intended?

Okay, once I learn, I'll let you know. I assume YouTube and then actually practice on somebody's car.

Fix a flat does kinda work but it pisses the fuck out of the fire replacement guys. I’d rather burn a AAA tow than use that shit.

 

[Forgetful Gynn]

I know a few things about tires. Correct me if I'm wrong. The Fix-A-Flat stuff, does that actually work as intended?

As a temporary solution until you can get it to a tire shop. Just for the love of god tell the guy at the tire place you put it in there. Shit sprays everywhere otherwise.