Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[Deadpool]

Trying to give ''normal life advice'' to Cynthia won't work because she literally has brain issues that need to be addressed first so that she can start to function. Dating and sex are things she should only be concerned about after she undergoes intense therapy and learn to stop giving her relatives' money to fucking Fiverr people and believing in Nigerian scammers. Love can wait.

She should also get her reproductive organs removed. If she manages to breed the child will be some sort of autistic singularity that could kill us all. And that's if it's not some sort of insect hybrid that chews itself out of her stomach. The good news there is she's so fat it'll probably eat itself to death before it's a quarter of the way out.

 

[Coach McGuirk]

Any chance you'll ever drop the movie on YouTube for people to see? I could honestly see you getting a fanbase, not based on love for wogglebug, but based on how awkwardly absurd what you make is.

You probably need some professional help, but what you put out has an eerie charm to it. You should consider catering to that demographic.

 

[WogglebugLover]

Hard disagree. Also it is necessary because it amuses me, and my amusement is more important to me than her feelings. Also she's hideous.

This is the exact kind of mindset that most Oz authors and consequently the other Oz characters have towards the Wogglebug whenever they victimize him and, or offend him. And there are even some who think just because he has a good heart he won't take offense. Any version of him would and should. It makes me furious and I am tired of it. And in Genoma his cruelty and victimization he suffered in Oz is reversed and anyone there who ever is mean to him pays the price at some point.

A little nitpick here, but doesn’t Cynthia vehemently hate the Oz books? She only likes the Wogglebug.

That's right. Although without the Wogglebug in the Oz books it's possible I might find the series somewhat enjoyable. And if ever was to by a miracle find a soulmate for myself he would simply have to share my love for the Wogglebug and support my goals all the way.

 

[Deadpool]

This is the exact kind of mindset that most Oz authors and consequently the other Oz characters have towards the Wogglebug whenever they victimize him and, or offend him. And there are even some who think just because he has a good heart he won't take offense. Any version of him would and should. It makes me furious and I am tired of it. And in Genoma his cruelty and victimization he suffered in Oz is reversed and anyone there who ever is mean to him pays the price at some point.

I don't care about anything you said here, and honestly you taking offense is literally why I post in this thread. Honestly if your rape bug were real I'd try to offend him too. He's a stupid character, and you're stupid for liking him.

 

[Sam Losco]

This is the exact kind of mindset that most Oz authors and consequently the other Oz characters have towards the Wogglebug whenever they victimize him and, or offend him. And there are even some who think just because he has a good heart he won't take offense. Any version of him would and should. It makes me furious and I am tired of it. And in Genoma his cruelty and victimization he suffered in Oz is reversed and anyone there who ever is mean to him pays the price at some point.

Yes, tell us more of how you are projecting your own insecurities on him and that's why you're obsessed with trying to make people like him. You're too afraid and fucked in the head to improve yourself, so you are trying to do it with the bug.

Also, the part I bolded. I trust that means a 50ft tall, fire breathing, dual quad machine gun wielding Woggle is still on the table?

 

[The Un-Clit]

It's not so much I am afraid of rejection but that I just can't actually go anywhere without my mom or my aunt or cousin driving me as I don't have a car (or a driver's license) and I am as scared of taking a Uber as I am of looking for a date online. Surely you can find many true horror stories about both.

I know I said I'd stop, but for some reason I'm in a total White Knight mindset tonight and i really want to save Cynthia from her own autism. (sigh, and I compared HER to Don Quixote? )

Yes there are horror stories from Uber and Taxis, but the reason that they ARE a horror story is that they are so against the 99.98999% grain of everyday life/usage of those things. You're as likely to win a 5-number jackpot on a lottery as to even encounter anyone with COVID-19, let alone catch it, cab driver or otherwise and it's only a bit higher with an Uber driver. There might be one psycho uber driver in 100,000 or one who has The COOF and drives anyway. It really is insanely rare, though the media blows it all out of proportion just like everything else COVID so as to increase viewership, and of course those ad-bux.

I've been out nearly every day since this pandemic alert began. I have yet to see anyone with Teh Coof and the vast majority are wearing masks just in case.

But yeah you ARE going to have to step outside your comfort zone to do this, but the rewards are tangible and real, and NOW instead of hoping against hope that your wogglebug project finally catches fire, after everyone (except those who made money off it) tells you it never will.

Okay all done for real. I'll demand a threadban on myself if I post any more advice to you Cynthia. I think I only pushed it this much is because you have the same first name and spelling as my ex. But GodBear helps those who help themselves. Stop refusing to help yourself by taking some advice from ppl who know what they are talking about.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

Yes, tell us more of how you are projecting your own insecurities on him and that's why you're obsessed with trying to make people like him. You're too afraid and fucked in the head to improve yourself, so you are trying to do it with the bug.

Also, the part I bolded. I trust that means a 50ft tall, fire breathing, dual quad machine gun wielding Woggle is still on the table?

For Wogglebug fucker, no. But for our kiwis' interpretations and derivations: hell yeah!

 

[Deadpool]

Also, the part I bolded. I trust that means a 50ft tall, fire breathing, dual quad machine gun wielding Woggle is still on the table?

If that is the price I must pay for my kiwi sins I accept it willingly. If it's the retarded version fat girl likes then I will mock it until it cries and then bash it's exoskeleton open with a hammer.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

And there are even some who think just because he has a good heart he won't take offense. Any version of him would and should. It makes me furious and I am tired of it. And in Genoma his cruelty and victimization he suffered in Oz is reversed and anyone there who ever is mean to him pays the price at some point.

Sounds like a great foundation for a revenge killer flick to me. Something reminiscent of a Quentin Tarantino movie.

Wogglebug, after having been pushed around all his life and been taken advantage of, returns to Oz and goes on a bloody killing spree, righting wrongs done to him in the past.
He hunts down every single motherfucker that ever mistreated him and murders them gruesomely in such horrible fashion, half the bastards on his list just off themselves to avoid getting a blowtorch to their face or a hammer to the teeth.

 

[AnOminous]

Sounds like a great foundation for a revenge killer flick to me. Something reminiscent of a Quentin Tarantino movie.

Wogglebug, after having been pushed around all his life and been taken advantage of, returns to Oz and goes on a bloody killing spree, righting wrongs done to him in the past.
He hunts down every single motherfucker that ever mistreated him and murders them gruesomely in such horrible fashion, half the bastards on his list just off themselves to avoid getting a blowtorch to their face or a hammer to the teeth.

Or raped to death with his bedbug style impaling penis in horrifying ways that make the drill scene in Tetsuo: the Iron Man look tame.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Or raped to death with his bedbug style impaling penis in horrifying ways that make the drill scene in Tetsuo: the Iron Man look tame.

The only reason not to use that would be to save it for a sequel.
Then again, a four-armed giant bug skullfucking someone to death through the eyesocket can never be overused.

 

[WogglebugLover]

In the Genoma series it's really mostly just based around karma. And in my anti-Oz series his friend Terry mostly takes care of it, and even at her own expense.

 

[Trombonista]

his friend Terry mostly takes care of it, and even at her own expense.

And I'm gonna guess that this Terry just happens to look just like you?

 

[Deadpool]

In the Genoma series it's really mostly just based around karma. And in my anti-Oz series his friend Terry mostly takes care of it, and even at her own expense.

I wouldn't worry about Terry if I lived in Oz. She's friends with the wogglebug and probably based on you so she's extremely stupid and gullible. I'd just kill her using the same hammer I used to bash in Wogglebug's exoskeleton. Then I'd put their heads in a box and give them to you like in Seven.

 

[Sam Losco]

In the Genoma series it's really mostly just based around karma. And in my anti-Oz series his friend Terry mostly takes care of it, and even at her own expense.

So Woggle can't even fight his own fights? Can't stand up for himself? Can't take his own revenge? What a fucking pussy. Doomed to be walked all over and taken advantage of the rest of his sad, pathetic life.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

So Woggle can't even fight his own fights? Can't stand up for himself? Can't take his own revenge? What a fucking pussy. Doomed to be walked all over and taken advantage of the rest of his sad pathetic life.

This is why a quad gun-wielding, gruff voiced (preferably voiced by solid snake), cigar chomping, one-liner quipping gritty anti hero woggle bug that grows 50 feet tall and breathes fire is what the world needs and deserve. None of that singing dancing saccharine pansy shit that gets walked all over and doesn't stand up for himself, kids these days want a tough as nails anti-hero that mows down his enemies without remorse like they're made of wet paper.

 

[WogglebugLover]

So Woggle can't even fight his own fights? Can't stand up for himself? Can't take his own revenge? What a fucking pussy. Doomed to be walked all over and taken advantage of the rest of his sad, pathetic life.

Not true. He does confront the Scarecrow and Tin Woodman in a human disguise and finally convinces them of the truth about him and themselves in it.

 

[Sam Losco]

Not true. He does confront the Scarecrow and Tin Woodman in a human disguise and finally convinces them of the truth about him and themselves in it.

Who did he kill and skin for that suit? Did it go down like the beginning of Men in Black? I mean, I'm not opposed to him having that ability as a way to infiltrate and murder his enemies, but just to trick them into liking him is lame.

 

[WogglebugLover]

Who did he kill and skin for that suit? Did it go down like the beginning of Men in Black? I mean, I'm not opposed to him having that ability as a way to infiltrate and murder his enemies, but just to trick them into liking him is lame.

The Troll Wizards put it on him with their magic because he was about to visit alternate dimensions of Oz and he needed to be protected from alternate versions of himself recognizing him. And when he got back to his version of Oz the spell just hadn't worn off yet.

 

[Deadpool]

Not true. He does confront the Scarecrow and Tin Woodman in a human disguise and finally convinces them of the truth about him and themselves in it.

Why doesn't the Tin Woodsman just chop him into bug bits? I bet the Buddy Epsen version of the Tin Woodsman would. Buddy Epsen wouldn't take shit from a retarded crybaby roach. He'd kill him and turn his empty exoskeleton into a cool sculpture.