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So peetz wanted to bang Gadget from rescue rangers. The question now remainsJesus fuck. Here's a sloppily made recap because I'm not going back through all that mess to make it funnier.
- Had me some McDonalds
- Chugged mac sauce
- You guys are all addicted too huh
- I don't like listening to people
- You guyz understand (majority hate watch, Chin)
- Can't tell IRL people because they judge me, I need my enabling hugbox
- I have a food diary...doesnt really elaborate
- I think my body eats my fat when I'm hungry
- 2 cheeseburgs 3 sauce large fry mcchicken root beer
- NOT THAT BAD
- Scared of depression (assumes her audience is mostly addicts)
- Will lose views if I don't stuff my food chute
- Sympathy Chats start coming in
- STOP BEEZING
- Will not therapy
- FUCKING CAT
- Oh god please oh god please NO are you okay? Don't eat that!! I CAN'T DEAL
- Sounding like she ran a marathon
- The cat jumped and attempted suicide, fell about 20 stairs, ate a bug
- (Beezin triggers me so badly)
- More sympathy chats
- Still wheezing
- Doctor doesn't remember me, offensive (bullshit)
- I just want to vent. Gimme asspats
- Find me doctors, chat
- Had a binge, thought I was doing so well...for a day
- INSURMOUNTABLE not to binge
- I don't wanna eat
- Could probably starve myself EZ
- Don't know what triggers binges
- Boring makeup talk
- Things with Peetz are...okay. He's easy to live with
- It's so tiring to commit to better eating
- I don't have weed induced psychosis, I don't do it everyday all day (immediately snaps into her orc beezin voice)
- How do I break my cycle
- I don't want to hear criticism
- Opens fridge and milkshake is in view. THAT'S PEETZ'S I SWEAR
- Steven Sushi has entered the chat. Probably saw Clotso making some coin and wants to sell her ranch
- Says she looks good. I don't understand the asspats...hes gotta be trying to sell her something
- Don't care if I die at 60 (optimistic)
- Will eat myself into oblivion
- Food is EVERYWHERE
- People order zucchini sticks RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU
- Being big makes breathing hard, who knew
- I'm a dual diagnosis food addict, binge AND addiction
- Steven saying he's fat and somehow getting asspats from The Chin
- I don't know how to eat (that's all you know how to do)
- I hate my health but don't want to be bothered to do shit about it
- I don't wanna think about food anymore...until tomorrow
- Cat ate bug and I scared
- Junebug bitch slapped BBJ
- I do wanna lose weigh buuuuuuut I don't care
- Death over diets
- Steven still flirting. Must be the angle, I'm bigger than ever
- Addiction over life
- Boo dieticians
- Need ACTIVITIES! More delusion of travel
- BRAIN KEEPS MAKING THOUGHTS MAKE IT STOP
- I was on "wellbootrin" didn't work
- I need a dog
- I need my cat. Give me love
- Cats are cool but dogs will love me more
- Venting
- Steven has left the chat
- I do have friends I swear. LOTS
- Muh mentals energy
- Rash caused by shitty diet
- Pretends not to be aware of Chikara
- Horrifying shirt lift and wound showcase
- My luxurious apartment doesn't have enough counter space to wash a pot. Gotta move shit around
- Stream cut out. Chat is in a panic
- Fin?
The stream cut off for unknown reason. I'll update if she goes live again.
- Error occured!!
- I feed my cat ice cream
- Gotta get my charger, strap in fuckers
- I'll show you my room
- Chat demands room tour
- Back peddling. Well it's messy..
- Pickled things, the Achilles Heel of The Chin
- I'm not dating
- Not dating ANYBODY
- Don't wanna think about the D
- My internet is not good
- PEEEEEEETZ. Summons him like he's a fucking cat
- Peetz has entered the chat
- Is your internet bad?
- Nope
- "Tell Peetz to get off Grindr"
- IF GRINDR REQUIRES FACEBOOK I WILL NEVER HAVE IT. I'm dying
- Peetz would be bi if he could. He tried to give sexy eyes to men. The SJW would LOVE to be bi but he can't
- He would have twice as many people not interested in him. Chinny is loving chat shitting on him for once
- Peetz doesn't get rejected because he doesn't ask so fuck off
- Sing for us Peetz. Dance monkey!
- Peetz recites lyrics to Milkshake like it's slam poetry. Chinny is dying at this peak of comedy
- My Neck My Back Slam Poetry
- Hilarious
- My smokers cough!
- Used to go to strip clubs
- Skinny bitch had no booty, I'm not body shaming
- Bitching about the internet
- Chat still asking the monkey to dance
- Chinny loves I Spit On Your Grave. She doesn't have any pent up rage at all
- Last House on the Left was a swan song to victimized women. Shoot me
- Hungry Fat Chick's Nigerian lover sent me a message, BLOCKED. I WON'T settle for anyone treating me like that again. My self respect!
- Boring movie and TV discussion
- Someone in chat is nailing everything Peetz has ever loved. (I'm not viewing chat because I'm taking notes on my phone as they watch) They are curious as to who it is
- The person definitely knows Peetz
- Chinny had a terrifying realization that IRL people she knows might be watching
- Peetz says he can't tell dad jokes I'm not a dad
- What are dad jokes?
- Peetz tells a dad joke
- BEEZIN RECAP
- Sam ate the bug in midair. Primal.
- Internet is wonky
- Peetz teaching Chinny SJW acronyms 101, bitching about J.K.
- Serbia is brought up in chat...I suspect a Kiwi
- The Chin is itchy and being attacked by mosquitos
- 5 Star Chinny Fart. At least it isn't queefs, she knew a Queef Queen that was 12
- Hyperventilating from hilarity
- More queef talk, you could hear the air going into her pussy
- More dad jokes. Clotso is in stitches
- PEETZ GET MY PUFFER (inhaler)
- Beauty Chug of water
- We love Nintendo
- More boring TV stuff
- NO SUPERCHAT COINS FOR YOU PEETZ
- Chat wants moar fartz
- Taco Bell did it
- Sorry for my stink
- What is chortle?!
- 4th or 5th envious mention of Peetz's milkshake
- More boring movie discussion(these lives always have all this boring music and movie talk)
- Canada doesn't have frosted animal cookies!!
- BEEZE
- Music. Peetz hates music
- Reaction channel ripped off her merch. SLEEZY!
- MUSIC
- Might switch eating content to singing (God please no)
- Boring boring boring
- Peetz rocked a trench coat and fedora in school. Living meme.
- Peetz called the song "Bad Guy" a banger
- Gothic Peetz
- Mayo Head Ed has a mukbang channel
- Still boring
- PEETZ SAYS TINDER REQUIRES FACEBOOK AND HE SHALL NOT HAVE IT
- BEEZIN
- Clotso keeps breaking into song. She got her groove back
- Moar edibles
- That's what you pay me for, right? Peetz: For being a mess?
- It's raining. "OHHHH SHIIIIIT"
- Frosted animal crackers
- Peetz wanted to fuck a Rescue Ranger and Chinny wanted to fuck a Ninja Turtle
- List of tv people we used to/currently masturbate to
- BEEZE
- Boring
- Tomorrow I'm gonna cleeean...
- Food reality sets back in. What will she cook?
- Peetz: Maybe have 3 cheeseburger sauces
- Clotso is fucking ripped. Snot is dripping from her nose from laughter. She wants Febreeze and Kleenex to sponsor
- Peetz Accent Power Hour
- Gas X sponsorship
- Battery is dying (mine too)
- Gotta potty. Might go live from the bedroom (GOD DAMNIT)
Parting words from Karatejoe after Act II
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- Guess who's back. Back again. Chinny's back. In her fucking nighty and I'm gonna puke
- Waiting for viewers
- BEEZIN
- I have eye bags sometimes
- BEEZIN
- Where is Joe
- People are dying to see my lipstick
- Chinny. Is. RIPPED.
- BEEZIN
- BEEZIN AGAIIN
- Where. Is. Joe.
- I veg out and watch movies when I'm ripped
- Delusions of taking adventures
- Here's my lip paint
- I can't see straight
- Applying it before bed. CREAMY
- Boring makeup sperging
- WHERE IS JOE
- I told him I was pooping
- Makeup makeup makeup
- Here is my moustache and chin hair tool
- Storytime is coming
- I had hoe days
- Another fake swinger story coming
- ANOTHER weird old couple she met "on a chat thing"
- Sent me weird skin picture, probably dick skin
- You ever talk to guys?
- BOOM. WIENER.
- I'm high
- LOOK AT MY HORMONE DRUGS AND CPAP
- Gubment subsidized my breathing apparatus
- Chinny got her 2nd wind. Very alive.
- Story time Exclusive Sneak Peek
- Rich suburban people
- Kids held diploma
- I'm an agent I'm about to fuck your parents (I'm either worn out, or she completely left out the agent part of the story and forgot to explain that)
- Husband wanted his wife pleased by Jabba
- SPICY
- $150 for my services
- I did it to afford cat food
- Exploring
- $150 or SOMETHING
- Is that prostitution?
- She was a Martha Stewart clone with silver eye shadow. Annoying voice.
- She had Queef Voice
- The man was Dom Irrera
- Chihuahua name Phyllis
- Dog hated me
- Little fucker made me scared. Chihuahua PTSD
- 2nd couple and they had weird animal too!!
- Felt like meat
- French Onion and Broccoli make me fart
- Rich old and big old liquor cabinet
- TEQUILA
- Man sat in fancy chair
- I don't remember much
- Old people have been creepy for years, wife was HUNGRY FOR SOMETHING GOOD
- Tied up wife
- Big ol black dildo and wife growls
- Dog attacked Clotso
- Bit head and hair. I COULD HAVE SUED
- Might have tetanus!!!
- I won't explain further
- Drunk. I don't remember
- I started munching carpet. That's why I got bit by a Chihuahua
- Whatever. I'll eat pussy and let dogs eat my head
- I used to have proof but I don't now. I had hair. Wasn't that big only slightly chubby.
- Hoe Daze ©
- WHERE. THE. FUCK. IS. JOE.
- Had to hold my stinky farts in
- You ever fart while fucking?
- BEEZIN
- Farts farts farts
- Weedz are anxiety meds
- I'm gonna lose weight
- Karatejoe says meanies are in chat
- I don't have money
- I spend it wrong. Bad with money. Chinny says she has an accountant, but she has no money
- QUIT BEEZIN CHAT
- Boring boring boring
- Travel and beauty sperging
- Boring
- People see Foodie Booty in public
- CHAT IS FIGHTING
- Nobody hates Shannon
- There is block button. I use it
- I don't use chat
- We. Are. Fambily.
- Unconscious rocking. She noticed the same time I did.
- More coddling this Shannon that's upset
- Burger King is salty
- Maybe I'm crazy
- Michael Douglas was crazy in that movie
- #deepthoughts
- "High" is a derogatory term
- Now Annie is sorry. The super crazies are in it for the long haul. (Shit...what does that say about me?)
- THC is okay with me
- Did shrooms aka "Troof Drugs". Don't eat them if you're insecure. She is literally ripping talking points from Have A Good Trip on Netflix
- Had sex with Peetz. Didn't fart on him. Maybe I did. Fucked him in his mom's basement.
- I HAD to get drunk to fuck him
- He was a good kisser
- That was it
- We put condom in ashtray
- Brother lit cigarette picked up Dirty Cum Condom
- I can't be emotionally fucked
- Do you guys read books? I totally read books
- I WANT SEX ROBOT
- Adam and Eve sponsorship
- What is Hitachi?
- Is that a robot?!?
- Not checking dildo brand. No
- Met a couple guys on Goth Chat
- Dentist was hot. Smelled like cologne
- Talking about Karens like she isn't one
- KKK isn't funny
- It's okay Shannon, nobody is boolying you
- BEEZIN
- Livestream Piss
- Pee comes out slow since hysterectomy
- BEEZIN
- Makeup
- Boring boring boring
- Finally realized she talks like a valley girl
- chill out chat
- It's 3 AM? 15 more minutes
- High. All over the place
- I am THEE most fatphobic person
- You know what I'm saying
- Getting tired (I'm still 20 minutes behind and the 15 waa supposed to end 15 ago)
- I have good core fanbase (148 viewers plus me)
- Criticism doesn't bother me
- I need hate to get views
- Joe is policing Chinny
- My channel has this "pattern" (You're literally citing The Cycle that Kiwi Farms created)
- People can have their opinion (besides filtered and deleted comments)
- Chill out Joe. I'm not tired. 3:30 endtime. The goal posts have been moved.
- I don't pay attention to drama, but it pisses me off
- People are nasty to Avocado in his comments (I don't pay attention to drama)
- Sprays eyes with canned water
- Butter is almost plastic, but isn't hydrogen almost water?
- EDIBLES
- Makeup. Boring boring boring.
- My e-mail is flooded
- Boring
- Parents don't teach cooking
- Goodnight I'm stoned
- Terrified of tomorrow
Wow. Just wow. Observation: Not one fucking tic that entire live marathon.
Edit: She's already live again and I'm 30 minutes behind. I'll be wasted by the end of this.
Edit 2: Son of a bitch she did it. Live again. God she's lonely. Part 3 coming soon.
Edit 3: Part 3 isn't done, I hit save changes by accident. She's still fucking going. This is the most revealing one by far.
the homeless one.So peetz wanted to bang Gadget from rescue rangers. The question now remains
Which ninja turtle did chantal wanna fuck
Tbf living in the sewers of NYC would likely be a much cleaner experience than living with Chantal.the homeless one.
They are one and the same. The scale only goes up to 400, but electric scales start going wonky within 50 pounds of their weight limit. Chantal has been using this scale the entire time because it used to assure her she was never gaining and only weighed 360-70 pounds. The internal scales get wreaked when you repeatedly place a too heavy weight on it and it no longer reads accurately.Q about the scale: is this the broken scale or is this the scale that only goes up to 400lbs? Or are they 1 in the same? I've seen both statements said.
Tbf living in the sewers of NYC would likely be a much cleaner experience than living with Chantal.
Honestly, I figured it would take them at least 5-6 months to trash the new place. Chinny has exceeded my expectations for once.No kidding. It hasn't even been two months, and the cat had diarrhea all over the living room carpet (hearing Clotso retch was pretty fun), the cat has poked holes in the screen door, the wall is punched in right over the scale, boxes remain in the living room since moving day, crumbs fall to the floor in the kitchen and are not swept up, and "large bugs" are present. Bet that brand new sofa is shredded by now...
Chantal is literally the type of tenant who can singlehandedly bring down the value of your whole property. I was amazed someone gave her an apartment so quickly, and look how the fat load takes to "luxury"
A digital scale has a strain gauge load cell, rather than a spring, that measures weight. But just because it isn't a spring, doesn't mean you can't overload the cell. It is calibrated to work up to a certain weight and when that is exceeded - or the balance of the scale is skewed due to mechanical damage to the unit - it no longer gives an accurate reading.Not that I’m on either of these girls sides...but how exactly does a scale break.? Especially a digital scale? The only scale I can see breaking is the type nikocado uses which is an old style scale with a dial, and even then he was jumping on it which is what every kid does.
Yes, it would. It's calibrated to give an accurate reading on a flat surface, like tile, cement or linoleum.Finally, would a scale on carpet give an imprecise reading? It's supposed to be on a flat surface. Maybe this is how she games her scale?
Yes, it would. It's calibrated to give an accurate reading on a flat surface, like tile, cement or linoleum.
Honestly, I figured it would take them at least 5-6 months to trash the new place. Chinny has exceeded my expectations for once.
She's been in hospital every five minutes for the past 18 months; there's no way she went that entire stretch without getting weighed, especially when multiple visits were for obesity-related complaints. She might not know her weight right this instant, but she's seen it with a 4 as the first digit several times. As I said before, if it were possible for her to prove it's <400, she would, and therefore it isn't possible.She must have gained at least 50 pounds since the hysterectomy, though, so it's possible that even she doesn't know her actual weight at this point - if they didn't take it at the boil lancing.