CHAZ/CHOP: Autonomous No Cop Zone and Commune Declared In Seattle - Render unto Warlord Raz what is owed to Warlord Raz

[Sped Xing]

Raz has a mugshot but I can't go further as it requires membership:

https://radaris.com/p/Solomon/Simone/

His full name is Solomon Samuel Simone

View attachment 1370597

Are we sure this isn't Thimon the Theathide Thtrangler?

 

[ICametoLurk]

https://www.rt.com/usa/491474-seattle-anarchists-commune-problems/

The anarchist community of Seattle knew they had this one asshole who made everyone uncomfortable and who had his own guns but they were totally unprepared for the possibility he'd make himself the WARLORD of Capitol Hill.
https://twitter.com/RHGR/status/1270814875200245760

tl;dr this soundcloud rapper dude and his lackeys got some guns and decided they owned the anarchist commune. They beat up a dude for disrespect and strong armed money from businesses for protection and then set up border control, an aristocracy, and cops...and thinking of conquering more land.

A protest against cops led to a well formed nation-state led by a warlord aristocracy forming from an anarchist commune and taking the steps to forge an Empire.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

wow, sweetbolt! you smell great! did you bathe?
no, my heartsweet, i used the orion scent!
then, may i orbit your belt?

Soap? You mean 'peasant solidwash'.

puh.

 

[By Yaniv's Beard]

Alexa, how long do I have to wait for Potatoes?

 

[Collections Agent]

View attachment 1370760
Alexa, how long do I have to wait for Potatoes?

Please tell me this is parody and he dosent truly believe a 20x20 plot of shit-tier land can feed 6 blocks of people after a day of effort

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Note that deodorant, toothbrushes and toothpaste weren’t on their list.

 

[Dilligaff]

Please tell me this is parody and he dosent truly believe a 20x20 plot of shit-tier land can feed 6 blocks of people after a day of effort

Pretty sure he's making fun of them, but there's so many stupid people these days sometimes it's difficult to tell.

 

[By Yaniv's Beard]

As a nobleman of the King Raz Monarchy I can neither confirm nor deny the fact that our farmers are useless and the internet is making fun of us.

 

[Ascendancy0]

Of course they prioritized cigarettes over food and basic hygiene.

 

[YourMommasBackstory]

Note that deodorant, toothbrushes and toothpaste weren’t on their list.

I’m also surprised they don’t need extra medical supplies. If they are gonna have confrontations with police, any extra first aid kit is in need.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Glorious.

 

[kiwifarmsfan1]

Let me know when Raz gets fed up and declares himself President of the United States.

 

[Ascendancy0]

Glorious.

View attachment 1370790

Didn't CNN try to say that the riots over George Floyd were "mostly peaceful" while it was clear as day that they weren't? Of cource they'd try to make this look like a good thing.

 

[Collections Agent]

Didn't CNN try to say that the riots over George Floyd were "mostly peaceful" while it was clear as day that they weren't? Of cource they'd try to make this look like a good thing.

There's a NBC clip of a reporter in front of a looted and flaming building insisting that the protests were peaceful early on, it was art

 

[John Andrews Stan]

 

[корона-тян]

What is their obsession with black dick?

 

[FatalTater]

I wonder if we'll get any great songs out of this movement? At least the Malheur foolishness spawned this

 

[Ronald Crump]

What is their obsession with black dick?

Envy or lust probably.

 

[LaxerBRO]

Why do they need shoes? Did a bunch of people show up barefoot?

It's an upgrade, silly.

 

[Sperghetti]

View attachment 1370760
Alexa, how long do I have to wait for Potatoes?

I think you just have to pay money for extra coins/gems/whatever and then it’ll let you skip right to harvest time. (Damn microtransactions ruining modern games...)