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During the PS5 reveal, a certain game stuck out. I dont think I need to explain why:
The trailer:
Needless to say, most people didn't like it:
Playstation Blog post about it:
Goodbye Volcano High, an end-of-era love story, is coming to PS5
The protagonist of the game:
The writer was revealed as Kate Gray (@hownottodraw), who is now getting cancelled by this game's prime demographic:
archive.vn
Why is she getting cancelled? It all goes back to an article she made on Kotaku... about how she enjoys animated vidya porn featuring Misty from Pokemon and Hermione from Harry Potter (NSFW):
For more on this topic check the Animated Video Game Porn Could Be A Lot Sexier And Less Gross Thread.
The furries were devastated:
https://archive.vn/vWjFe
https://archive.vn/R8VX9
https://archive.vn/2zx45
Unfortunately she went protected before I could follow her but I will be vigilant.
Update (6/24/2021):
Boop the Snoot
Snoot Game
To our surprise, some madlad (Cavemanon) even made a full blown parody game wow
Tranny Janny ABIB
I doubt this is the end of this autism jihad but that will do for this update.
UPDATE 11/25/2022
Been over a year since an update.
Big thanks to @TVStactic and @Activelo for keeping the thread informed.
The trailer:
Needless to say, most people didn't like it:
Playstation Blog post about it:
Goodbye Volcano High, an end-of-era love story, is coming to PS5
Greetings, PlayStation community! I’m Marcela Huerta, KO_OP’s Community Manager and resident hypebeast for our upcoming narrative adventure game, Goodbye Volcano High.
KO_OP is a Montreal-based studio, making games with the kind of art you’d hang on your walls, and the kind of music you’d listen to on Spotify. You might recognize our name from our 2017 release GNOG — a musical puzzle game that came to PS4 and PS VR — or even from our 2020 mobile release, Winding Worlds.
For the past two years, we’ve been hard at work making our next project: Goodbye Volcano High, a cinematic, choice-based narrative game set in the final year of school for a bunch of dinosaur teens, on the cusp of graduation and the rest of their lives.
You will follow them as they struggle to make their mark on the world, figure out who they’re going to be, and try to find love, all before time runs out and they’re thrust into the world of adulthood. But what they don’t know yet is that time might be about to run out for real. In a time where we’re all feeling a little lost and scared, and not sure what happens next, we’re hoping that the story resonates with people.
We have a fantastic art team behind the game – it’s the most artists we’ve ever had working on one project in the studio’s history! – with lovingly hand-painted backgrounds and bespoke animations in each scene that bring the game to life. You’ll be able to appreciate every tiny detail of the art in stunning 4K.
The art is backed up by our fantastic in-house audio and music design, by Boyfriend Dungeon and Winding Worlds audio director, Dabu. We’ve also enlisted the vocal talent of local Montreal musician, Brigitte Naggar, all in the name of creating a fantastic, sweeping, melancholy soundtrack to the ups and downs of high school life.
We want playing Goodbye Volcano High to bring you the satisfaction of binging your favorite TV shows. But, unlike with TV, you’ll have the power and the emotion in your hands as you guide our characters through a branching narrative, with innovative use of the PS5’s features. Haptic feedback on the new DualSense controller brings the tension to you—when Fang is making a decision that’s difficult for them, you feel that pressure as the player. The power of PS5 allows us to build Goodbye Volcano High with no limits, enacting our vision exactly how we want it.
And just to really drive the point home: in our search to cast a non-binary actor to voice our main character, we found Lachlan Watson from The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, who is absolutely fantastic. We’re really excited for you to hear them — and don’t worry, the rest of the game will also be fully voice-acted, too!
Now that I’ve yapped your ear off about Goodbye Volcano High — dinosaur this, graduation that — you’re probably foaming at the mouth to get your claws on this game. So are we! Keep your eyes peeled for more details from us leading up to launch.
The protagonist of the game:
The writer was revealed as Kate Gray (@hownottodraw), who is now getting cancelled by this game's prime demographic:
Kate Gray on Twitter: "I CAN FINALLY ANNOUNCE WHAT I HAVE BEEN WRITIN…
archived 11 Jun 2020 23:39:03 UTC
Why is she getting cancelled? It all goes back to an article she made on Kotaku... about how she enjoys animated vidya porn featuring Misty from Pokemon and Hermione from Harry Potter (NSFW):
The other day, I called my friend and asked her if she would be down to watch a bunch of video game porn with me so I could write about it.
I am blessed to have the kind of friends who would not only say yes to this kind of thing, but would actively plan a beer-and-porn evening where I could also snuggle up with her gigantic fluffy beast of a dog. Before you all start making creepy comments, the porn wasn’t remotely sexy. It was hilarious, and I wanted someone else to laugh at how bad it was. Plus, my friend had been in porn herself, too. I wanted her expertise. And also to cuddle her dog.
NSFW Warning: Explicit scenes of computer-rendered sex.
We began with some extremely terrible Harry Potter porn. My friend and I are both into Harry Potter, as much as you can be now that the author has turned out to be a trans-exclusionary feminist who clumsily retcons diversity into her work.
There were four episodes, each centering on a different coupling, each using the low-poly models from, I would guess, one of the PlayStation 2 games. Most of them—for reasons only the creator can know—involved Crabbe. Or Goyle. I don’t know or care about the difference, honestly. Let’s just say Crabbe.
It would have been quite an entertaining watch if it wasn’t for the utter disregard for accuracy. Hermione and Crabbe met up in the Gryffindor common room (which is unlikely, as Crabbe would need the password) and then had sex on the sofa in front of the fire. Crabbe magically removed Hermione’s uniform with a wordless spell (which is magic far too advanced for Crabbe) and then, at the end, ejaculated a weird, stringy slime onto her. In another scene, Draco rimmed Cho Chang in the hospital while Ron and Hermione had a cheeky shag next door (which seems logistically unlikely, not to mention unhygienic).
Finally, Harry got into the girls’ dormitory to get a blowjob from Ginny (impossible, since it’s enchanted against boys—the dormitory, that is, not Ginny’s vagina). All the while, Cho and Hermione lay fully naked on top of their bedsheets, and at the end Harry transformed into Draco and looked right at the camera.
If anyone actually manages to find any of that sexy, I take my hat off to them. Especially as none of the female models had clitorises.
Then, we found some Zelda porn. It’s hardly surprising that these videos turned Link into a flat-assed dude with the sexual prowess of a spoon, a dick as thick as a forearm, and a shaft that flopped around at the tip like a fancy vacuum cleaner attachment. That’s what porn seems to require from men, and it’s disappointing. Link is pretty sexy with his clothes on, after all. Can’t we make him a little more of a hunk in porn?
The first scene we saw was Link and Mipha, which is a pretty obvious pairing, although I now know that Mipha has nipples and a gag reflex. This one, unlike a lot of others, is actually voiced, which meant hearing Mipha’s girlish voice going “mm, ah, oh, slorp” more often than I would have liked. It wasn’t a bad scene, especially after the Harry Potter ones, but not a particularly inventive one, either.
While Link and Mipha were making tadpoles, Zelda was having sex with Bokoblins. As you do. In a surprisingly accurate treatment of the source material, however, Zelda is pictured wearing the Bokoblin mask, which makes the little creeps accept you as one of their own. Hence, the sex. She even attempts to give head to the Moblins, the ten-foot-tall enemies from the game, apparently with dicks to match.
All the while, her actual in-game voiceover plays, asking Link, “How did it come to this?” She pleads with him to help, wailing, “I’m sorry—my power is not strong enough,” as her face is plastered with rails of jizz. “Wake up, Link,” she says, after consuming enough Bokoblin sperm to feed a family. “Open your eyes.” And he does. It was only a nightmare! A weirdly specific nightmare!
Finally, we found some animated Pokémon porn. The first scene was between Jessie, Ash, and Pikachu (who had a human penis). It was boring. The second was between Misty, Hypno, and Lickitung. It was horrifying. Hypno uses his hypnosis powers for evil, while Lickitung slaps his big wet tongue all over Misty’s shorts, for some reason. At one point, Misty... sucks off the tongue? I don’t want to have sex with Pokémon, but surely there are more exciting scenarios than “being in a threesome with a walking tongue and a magician”?
I left my friend’s house covered in dog hair, drunk from the beers, and potentially put off sex forever. I know people want to have sex with video game characters. I wouldn’t say no to Solid Snake and his dummy thicc ass. But it’s just not there yet. I’d love to see a video with the inventiveness of the Pokémon porn done in a slightly less gross way, with the attention to detail of the Zelda porn, plus the references to the source material that the Harry Potter porn attempted (and failed) to do. The ingredients are all there, but the cake is still a lie.
For more on this topic check the Animated Video Game Porn Could Be A Lot Sexier And Less Gross Thread.
The furries were devastated:
https://archive.vn/vWjFe
https://archive.vn/R8VX9
https://archive.vn/2zx45
Unfortunately she went protected before I could follow her but I will be vigilant.
Update (6/24/2021):
Boop the Snoot
While we were waiting on any news of this game after almost a year without updates from the devs, some online shenanigans were brewing. Seems the degenerates at 4chan took a liking to Fang, the dolphin dino thing and made improvements to the original design:
They even made a booru to make a collection of their favorite fan art of their dino-waifus. Click at your own risk:
booru.snootgame.xyz
Unsurprisingly some coombrain outed himself to his wife about his love for teenage dino pussy. Workanon managed to in the span of three days do the following:
More on Workanon here:
They even made a booru to make a collection of their favorite fan art of their dino-waifus. Click at your own risk:
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booru.snootgame.xyz
Unsurprisingly some coombrain outed himself to his wife about his love for teenage dino pussy. Workanon managed to in the span of three days do the following:
- Save images of snoot's fang and email that them to himself using his work email.
- Get caught.
- Wife finds out wants him to get counseling.
- Time skip and his wife found his fang nudes folder.
- He even provided a picture that it's not a larping faggot.
More on Workanon here:
Snoot Game
To our surprise, some madlad (Cavemanon) even made a full blown parody game wow
I haven't and probably won't play it but some of the thread regulars say it was actually good and worth a try. The link to the game can be found in these sites:
The Parody game came out a week before the 1 year anniversary of the announcement of GVH and really soured some of the devs:
Btw any mention of it can/will get you banned from their discord server:
It even got it's own TVTropes page:
tvtropes.org
Cavemanon is currently working on getting the game onto Steam and I wish them luck:
The Parody game came out a week before the 1 year anniversary of the announcement of GVH and really soured some of the devs:
Btw any mention of it can/will get you banned from their discord server:
It even got it's own TVTropes page:
Snoot Game (Video Game) - TV Tropes
June 11th, 2020: Sony begins a press conference livestream formally announcing the Playstation 5. During the conference, a trailer for a game called Goodbye Volcano High is shown, an interactive narrative game featuring teenage anthropomorphic …
tvtropes.org
Cavemanon is currently working on getting the game onto Steam and I wish them luck:
Tranny Janny ABIB
Considering it was the first time in a long while people were discussing about a home grown video game, the V-boards were having plenty of discussions about Snoot Game. This angered the jannies which in turn started deleting threads as soon as the got posted. User CDEE went onto 4chan’s IRC channel to confront the mods on their instant-pruning of the threads:
A condensed version of the conversation:
Of these jannies, one stood out as the alpha Tranny Janny I_AM_ABIB:
It’s worth noting that I_AM_ABIB has been a part of 4chan’s mod team since Moot ran the site and he just made himself public enemy #1:
One user, nicknamed balaclavanon, declared autism jihad:
balaclavanon seemed to have been successful at angering Abib who at this point was just banning people left and right even though they did nothing:
As a result of this continued faggotry from jannies, other boards decided to host the threads. Of which one surpassed /V's longest Smash thread by over 3 times the posts:
A condensed version of the conversation:
Of these jannies, one stood out as the alpha Tranny Janny I_AM_ABIB:
It’s worth noting that I_AM_ABIB has been a part of 4chan’s mod team since Moot ran the site and he just made himself public enemy #1:
One user, nicknamed balaclavanon, declared autism jihad:
balaclavanon seemed to have been successful at angering Abib who at this point was just banning people left and right even though they did nothing:
As a result of this continued faggotry from jannies, other boards decided to host the threads. Of which one surpassed /V's longest Smash thread by over 3 times the posts:
I doubt this is the end of this autism jihad but that will do for this update.
UPDATE 11/25/2022
Been over a year since an update.
State of GVH:
The game has basically been in limbo for the last 2 years. It is suspected that the drama surrounding Kate Gray got most of the game scrapped, Snoot Game may also be a contributing factor.
koop.notion.site
After more than a year of silence an update has been made to their steam page, a couple NEW IMAGES!!! You read that right, a Steam page. Theyve dropped the console exclusivity
The Developers:
Ever since Snoot Game, the developers have been in coping and seething mode. They've cracked down on any people making fun of the game on their various social media platforms but none can compare to their discord. Their discord has the strictest vetting for new members and you can get banned at the drop of a hat for being a "bad fit" Lol After 2 years they made an update to their steam page where they share a couple more social media accounts showing more of their Yanderedev type updates:
Hard to say when they will release the game, in 2021 they said they would be releasing in 2022 but still no signs of it releasing any time soon:
Conclusion:
The Developers have wasted any momentum the game mightve had. They threw away 2 years (game started development in 201
of work because their head writer got canceled and decided to take 2 more years to develop something that may not even be noticeably different from the original product.
Imagine being Sony, you let some scalie gender weirdos into your big PS5 reveal, they drop this turd into your presentation, market it as one of the launch titles for their overpriced plastic game box and not only do they not deliver, they don't even stick to being a console exclusive.
The game has basically been in limbo for the last 2 years. It is suspected that the drama surrounding Kate Gray got most of the game scrapped, Snoot Game may also be a contributing factor.
Rebooting a Narrative and Trusting the Process
This interview originally ran in our May 2021 Goodbye Volcano High newsletter, which you can sign up for right here!
koop.notion.site
After more than a year of silence an update has been made to their steam page, a couple NEW IMAGES!!! You read that right, a Steam page. Theyve dropped the console exclusivity
The Developers:
Ever since Snoot Game, the developers have been in coping and seething mode. They've cracked down on any people making fun of the game on their various social media platforms but none can compare to their discord. Their discord has the strictest vetting for new members and you can get banned at the drop of a hat for being a "bad fit" Lol After 2 years they made an update to their steam page where they share a couple more social media accounts showing more of their Yanderedev type updates:
Hard to say when they will release the game, in 2021 they said they would be releasing in 2022 but still no signs of it releasing any time soon:
Conclusion:
The Developers have wasted any momentum the game mightve had. They threw away 2 years (game started development in 201
of work because their head writer got canceled and decided to take 2 more years to develop something that may not even be noticeably different from the original product.Imagine being Sony, you let some scalie gender weirdos into your big PS5 reveal, they drop this turd into your presentation, market it as one of the launch titles for their overpriced plastic game box and not only do they not deliver, they don't even stick to being a console exclusive.
Big thanks to @TVStactic and @Activelo for keeping the thread informed.
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