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By his own logic, if you don't post regularly, you are either losing or afraid. As of typing this, Boxy has not posted in about 12 hours. This means, by his own rules, he is afraid and losing pretty bad if he cannot post.
Debate user BoxerShorts47 on "strawmans" and logical fallacies, definitions of ephebophilia, how to MAGA, religion, Sailor Moon and more
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He would be more entertaining if he wasn't a huge coward. He should fix that by proving how brave he is by doxing himself so we can see what a true and honest white man he is.
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Well, he was last seen about 3 hours ago, I think, so his mom hasn't taken away his good boy points and cut down his internet yet
What happened to this guy's theory of outlasting us via attrition? None of the other far right nutjobs like mikemikev, ketchup or autphag blocked people. This is deffo a downgrade from his previous ideological cohorts. Sad!
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He is clearly on his university tour, we were merely the dress rehearsal. I can't wait to have my white only neighborhoods so I hope he does really well! I just hope he takes the advice he got by opening with "This is why age of consent laws are going to kill America."
Think about it, everything else he will say afterwards is comparatively more sane after he explains "Feminism is making it so marriages don't happen because we can't have sex with 13 year old young adults!"
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He even said he might on page 2:
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I am disappointed in him. There is no hate, for hate is petty, but the fact that he has been MIA for this long is truly uncharacteristic.
Then again, the comeback will probably involve a lot of parroted talking points with no proof...
Then again, the comeback will probably involve a lot of parroted talking points with no proof...
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And all three of the above were marginally (and I mean that in the most infinitesimal way possible) better at debates too.
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He likes citing Wikipedia. In theory, if someone were to make a page and claim Boxy is a fag, lost to the Farms, and likes little girls, it should be credible. More importantly, if he says such a page is fake or easily abused, he kills the legitimacy of his own Wikipedia-cited articles, and if he does not, well, then ALL things on Wikipedia are absolute truth.
As for when our little Shitler returns, I suspect he will use one, some, or all of these words in his response:
Fallacy/Fallacies. IQ. Bad Faith. Libtard/Liberal/Left. Block/Blocked/Blocking. 1990s/2010s. Race/Racial. Yes/No?.
As for when our little Shitler returns, I suspect he will use one, some, or all of these words in his response:
Fallacy/Fallacies. IQ. Bad Faith. Libtard/Liberal/Left. Block/Blocked/Blocking. 1990s/2010s. Race/Racial. Yes/No?.
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So I guess he had 11 straight days worth of hot piss in him before he had to take a day off
I searched for "11 days long" to see if anything interesting lasts 11 days and found this:
Thanks, Reddit.
Also, in 2010, there was a traffic jam in China that broke the 11 day mark:
https://archive.is/IjNJK
And there's an excerpt from NPR from a guy who broke the then-world record in 1963, for staying up as long as possible, at 11 days (264 straight hours). It's pretty interesting, he pulled off the 11 day task at age 17 and it ended up severely messing up his ability to sleep, 50 years later:
Didn't seem to fuck him up nearly as bad as @BoxerShorts47 already is, though.
I searched for "11 days long" to see if anything interesting lasts 11 days and found this:
Thanks, Reddit.
Also, in 2010, there was a traffic jam in China that broke the 11 day mark:
China's Great Wall of Traffic Jam: 11 Days, 74.5 Miles
Thousands of trucks are stuck in traffic jam that is 74 miles long.
By
KATHERINE ZHU
September 3, 2010, 7:22 AM
• 3 min read
BEIJING, Sept. 3, 2010 -- If you are dreading Labor Day traffic jams, take heart that you are not stuck on the highway in China where a monster jam is moving into its 11th day.
As many as 10,000 vehicles, mostly trucks, are crammed fender to fender for 74.5 miles (120 km) along the north-south Beijing-Tibet expressway.
The highway mess can be attributed, at least in part, to roadwork intended to alleviate the congestion. But other factors are also slowing traffic, including drivers falling asleep in the days-long gridlock and blocking other vehicles when there is some movement, Chinese news reports state.
The bulk of congestion is located between Inner Mongolia and Hebei province, which is located northwest of Beijing, according to the Global Times. Vehicles consist premarily of trucks carrying coal and food into Beijing.
The gridlock began in August when various sections along the expressway were jamming up due to road construction. Some early blockages were slowly resolved, but on Aug. 27 traffic hit another bottleneck at the Ji Meng toll stop in Inner Mongolia. The congestion soon extended 18.6 miles (30 km) with thousands of cars idling while trying to get through the tolls.
According to the Global Times, the road construction that is believed to be the source of congestion was necessary to repair the damage caused by cargo trucks using the expressway. Roadwork will not be finished until mid-September.
In addition to construction, Beijing's Municipal Committee suggested other factors contributing to the traffic congestion, such as the overloading of goods on transport vehicles, vehicle breakdowns and the sheer volume of cars on the highway. Lumbering and often overloaded trucks take a lot more time to start and stop, thereby slowing down the traffic speed behind them. And some drivers are caught dozing during the long waits to move forward.
According to CCTV, Beijing's traffic levels have increased by 130 percent from 2009 to 2010. The highway's capacity is roughly 10,000 cars per day, the Municipal Committee said. In 2009, highway traffic was estimated to be roughly 6,000 cars per day; this figure has now risen to 14,000.
Beijing's Traffic Growth Continues
Seven million cars are projected to be on Beijing's roads by 2015, the British Telegraph newspaper reported. Traffic restrictions on license plate numbers already prohibit Beijing drivers from driving one day per week.
Thousands of trucks are stuck in traffic jam that is 74 miles long.
By
KATHERINE ZHU
September 3, 2010, 7:22 AM
• 3 min read
BEIJING, Sept. 3, 2010 -- If you are dreading Labor Day traffic jams, take heart that you are not stuck on the highway in China where a monster jam is moving into its 11th day.
As many as 10,000 vehicles, mostly trucks, are crammed fender to fender for 74.5 miles (120 km) along the north-south Beijing-Tibet expressway.
The highway mess can be attributed, at least in part, to roadwork intended to alleviate the congestion. But other factors are also slowing traffic, including drivers falling asleep in the days-long gridlock and blocking other vehicles when there is some movement, Chinese news reports state.
The bulk of congestion is located between Inner Mongolia and Hebei province, which is located northwest of Beijing, according to the Global Times. Vehicles consist premarily of trucks carrying coal and food into Beijing.
The gridlock began in August when various sections along the expressway were jamming up due to road construction. Some early blockages were slowly resolved, but on Aug. 27 traffic hit another bottleneck at the Ji Meng toll stop in Inner Mongolia. The congestion soon extended 18.6 miles (30 km) with thousands of cars idling while trying to get through the tolls.
According to the Global Times, the road construction that is believed to be the source of congestion was necessary to repair the damage caused by cargo trucks using the expressway. Roadwork will not be finished until mid-September.
In addition to construction, Beijing's Municipal Committee suggested other factors contributing to the traffic congestion, such as the overloading of goods on transport vehicles, vehicle breakdowns and the sheer volume of cars on the highway. Lumbering and often overloaded trucks take a lot more time to start and stop, thereby slowing down the traffic speed behind them. And some drivers are caught dozing during the long waits to move forward.
According to CCTV, Beijing's traffic levels have increased by 130 percent from 2009 to 2010. The highway's capacity is roughly 10,000 cars per day, the Municipal Committee said. In 2009, highway traffic was estimated to be roughly 6,000 cars per day; this figure has now risen to 14,000.
Beijing's Traffic Growth Continues
Seven million cars are projected to be on Beijing's roads by 2015, the British Telegraph newspaper reported. Traffic restrictions on license plate numbers already prohibit Beijing drivers from driving one day per week.
And there's an excerpt from NPR from a guy who broke the then-world record in 1963, for staying up as long as possible, at 11 days (264 straight hours). It's pretty interesting, he pulled off the 11 day task at age 17 and it ended up severely messing up his ability to sleep, 50 years later:
The Haunting Effects Of Going Days Without Sleep
Decades ago, Randy Gardner stayed awake for 11 days. He broke a record in the process, but the teenage stunt has come back to haunt him. At 71, he offers wisdom about staying up past your bedtime.
NOEL KING, HOST:
And this next story is about something we think about a lot at MORNING EDITION. It's about sleep. It's actually about the lack of sleep. Decades ago, a teenage boy named Randy Gardner stopped sleeping for 11 nights. And because of that, scientists were able to learn something about the price we pay when we don't get enough rest. NPR's Shankar Vedantam has the story.
SHANKAR VEDANTAM, BYLINE: Our story begins in 1963, when Randy Gardner moved to San Diego. He was 17. It was the last in a long line of childhood moves.
RANDY GARDNER: I'm the oldest of four siblings in a military family.
VEDANTAM: In every town he lived in, Randy entered the science fair.
GARDNER: I was a kind of a science nerd when I was young. When we came to this town, San Diego, I thought, boy, this is a big city.
VEDANTAM: If he wanted to win the science fair here, he'd have to pull out all the stops. The idea he came up with? Going without sleep for 264 hours, exactly 11 days - long enough to break a world record. He recruited two of his friends...
GARDNER: Bruce McAllister, and Joe Marciano.
VEDANTAM: ...And asked them to stay awake on rotations around the clock to help him stay awake.
GARDNER: If you're on your own, you're going to succumb. You're going to fall asleep.
(SOUNDBITE OF MUSIC)
VEDANTAM: The first two days were easy. He stayed away from beds and tried to stand as much as he could. But on day three...
GARDNER: I noticed that in the morning I was really nauseous, and that's when I stumbled on eating citrus for some reason. Tangerines or oranges seemed to take the nausea away.
VEDANTAM: Did you start to feel like your mental faculties were slipping, that it was harder to answer questions, it was harder to remember something to formulate a phrase or a sentence?
GARDNER: I mean, it was crazy, where you couldn't remember things, it was almost like an early Alzheimer's thing brought on by lack of sleep.
VEDANTAM: A few days into the wake-a-thon, a sleep researcher from Stanford University showed up. His name - and this will feel like a pun - was William Dement.
GARDNER: And he rented a car, a convertible, and we drove around in that. So we had a really good time when Dr. Dement came down. That really helped me because that was, like, afresh of something different and new to keep me going.
(SOUNDBITE OF MUSIC)
VEDANTAM: At 2:00 in the morning on January 8th, 1964, Randy broke the world record. He had gone 11 days, 264 hours, without drifting off. There was only one way to celebrate. He was whisked off to a naval hospital where researchers attached electrodes to his head to monitor his brain waves, and he went to sleep.
How long did you sleep?
GARDNER: I slept just over 14 hours. I remember when I woke up, I was groggy, but not any groggier than a normal person.
VEDANTAM: And did you find that over the next several days or weeks, you'd needed extra sleep?
GARDNER: No, not at all. I went right back to the regular mode. Everything was fine. Strange, isn't it?
VEDANTAM: Randy's sleep project owned him and his friends first place in the 10th Annual Greater San Diego Science Fair. It also ushered in a lifetime of fame.
(SOUNDBITE OF TV SHOW, "TO TELL THE TRUTH")
VEDANTAM: This is sound from the popular 1960s TV game show "To Tell The Truth." The show brings together four celebrity panelists.
(SOUNDBITE OF TV SHOW, "TO TELL THE TRUTH")
BUD COLLYER: Tom Poston, Peggy Cass.
VEDANTAM: The panelists face three people who all claim to be the same person.
(SOUNDBITE OF TV SHOW, "TO TELL THE TRUTH")
COLLYER: What is your name, please?
UNIDENTIFIED MAN #1: My name is Randy Gardner.
GARDNER: My name is Randy Gardner.
VEDANTAM: The panelists have to guess which one was the real Randy.
(SOUNDBITE OF TV SHOW, "TO TELL THE TRUTH")
COLLYER: Only one of these...
VEDANTAM: On the show, the real Randy Gardner is number two. He wears dark, horn-rimmed glasses, his hair swoops to the left. He's soft spoken and direct when answering questions.
(SOUNDBITE OF TV SHOW, "TO TELL THE TRUTH")
COLLYER: Days and nights?
GARDNER: Fourteen hours and 43 minutes.
COLLYER: And did you feel...
VEDANTAM: Most of the panelists figured out that this Randy was the real Randy.
(SOUNDBITE OF TV SHOW, "TO TELL THE TRUTH")
COLLYER: Kitty Carlisle?
KITTY CARLISLE: I voted for number two because he looks the sleepiest.
(LAUGHTER)
VEDANTAM: Such a path to fame is no longer possible. The Guinness Book of World Records has done away with the category of going without sleep because of the health dangers of severe sleep loss.
MATTHEW WALKER: That's right.
VEDANTAM: This is UC Berkeley neuroscientist Matthew Walker. He says if your idea of being sleep-deprived is days on end without enough rest, think again.
WALKER: Even just the smallest amount of insufficient sleep, we seek health consequences. And I think perhaps, you know, one of the best examples of that small perturbation is one of the largest sleep experiments ever done. It's been performed on 1.6 billion people. It happens twice a year, and it continues to happen. It's called daylight saving time. And in the spring when we lose an hour of sleep, we see a subsequent 24 percent increase in heart attacks. In the fall when we gain an hour of sleep opportunity, there is a 21 percent decrease in heart attacks.
VEDANTAM: Many of us think that if we get extra sleep one night, we can afford to lose a bit of sleep the next. But Matthew says there is a reason this sort of sleep credit system doesn't exist.
WALKER: So there were times in evolution when we would have feast, and there were times when there was famine. And we designed a system to come up and store that caloric credit so that we could spend it when there was a debt in place. Why don't we have that with sleep? Why aren't there some brain cells that can actually build up sleep credit? What that means is that Mother Nature has never faced, throughout the course of evolution, the challenge of this thing called sleep deprivation.
VEDANTAM: To Randy Gardner, sleep deprivation is no longer something with which he wants to experiment.
GARDNER: About 10 years ago, I stopped sleeping. I could not sleep.
VEDANTAM: He was convinced his teenage stunt was to blame.
GARDNER: That's why I keep calling this some karmic payback for, you know, my body going, OK, buddy. Yeah, OK, 11 days without sleep when you know damn well you need sleep? Well, let's try this out for size.
VEDANTAM: Randy says going without sleep changed him.
GARDNER: I was awful to be around. Everything upset me. It was like a continuation of what I did 50 years ago.
VEDANTAM: Finally after years of unbearable insomnia, Randy made an uneasy peace with sleep. He's regained the ability to drift off, but only for about six hours a night.
GARDNER: You have to have sleep. It's as important as - it's the big three. I call it the big three. Water, food, sleep - you've got to have them, all of them.
VEDANTAM: Randy Gardner, the man who conquered sleep, is now terrified of going a night without it.
Shankar Vedantam, NPR News.
Decades ago, Randy Gardner stayed awake for 11 days. He broke a record in the process, but the teenage stunt has come back to haunt him. At 71, he offers wisdom about staying up past your bedtime.
NOEL KING, HOST:
And this next story is about something we think about a lot at MORNING EDITION. It's about sleep. It's actually about the lack of sleep. Decades ago, a teenage boy named Randy Gardner stopped sleeping for 11 nights. And because of that, scientists were able to learn something about the price we pay when we don't get enough rest. NPR's Shankar Vedantam has the story.
SHANKAR VEDANTAM, BYLINE: Our story begins in 1963, when Randy Gardner moved to San Diego. He was 17. It was the last in a long line of childhood moves.
RANDY GARDNER: I'm the oldest of four siblings in a military family.
VEDANTAM: In every town he lived in, Randy entered the science fair.
GARDNER: I was a kind of a science nerd when I was young. When we came to this town, San Diego, I thought, boy, this is a big city.
VEDANTAM: If he wanted to win the science fair here, he'd have to pull out all the stops. The idea he came up with? Going without sleep for 264 hours, exactly 11 days - long enough to break a world record. He recruited two of his friends...
GARDNER: Bruce McAllister, and Joe Marciano.
VEDANTAM: ...And asked them to stay awake on rotations around the clock to help him stay awake.
GARDNER: If you're on your own, you're going to succumb. You're going to fall asleep.
(SOUNDBITE OF MUSIC)
VEDANTAM: The first two days were easy. He stayed away from beds and tried to stand as much as he could. But on day three...
GARDNER: I noticed that in the morning I was really nauseous, and that's when I stumbled on eating citrus for some reason. Tangerines or oranges seemed to take the nausea away.
VEDANTAM: Did you start to feel like your mental faculties were slipping, that it was harder to answer questions, it was harder to remember something to formulate a phrase or a sentence?
GARDNER: I mean, it was crazy, where you couldn't remember things, it was almost like an early Alzheimer's thing brought on by lack of sleep.
VEDANTAM: A few days into the wake-a-thon, a sleep researcher from Stanford University showed up. His name - and this will feel like a pun - was William Dement.
GARDNER: And he rented a car, a convertible, and we drove around in that. So we had a really good time when Dr. Dement came down. That really helped me because that was, like, afresh of something different and new to keep me going.
(SOUNDBITE OF MUSIC)
VEDANTAM: At 2:00 in the morning on January 8th, 1964, Randy broke the world record. He had gone 11 days, 264 hours, without drifting off. There was only one way to celebrate. He was whisked off to a naval hospital where researchers attached electrodes to his head to monitor his brain waves, and he went to sleep.
How long did you sleep?
GARDNER: I slept just over 14 hours. I remember when I woke up, I was groggy, but not any groggier than a normal person.
VEDANTAM: And did you find that over the next several days or weeks, you'd needed extra sleep?
GARDNER: No, not at all. I went right back to the regular mode. Everything was fine. Strange, isn't it?
VEDANTAM: Randy's sleep project owned him and his friends first place in the 10th Annual Greater San Diego Science Fair. It also ushered in a lifetime of fame.
(SOUNDBITE OF TV SHOW, "TO TELL THE TRUTH")
VEDANTAM: This is sound from the popular 1960s TV game show "To Tell The Truth." The show brings together four celebrity panelists.
(SOUNDBITE OF TV SHOW, "TO TELL THE TRUTH")
BUD COLLYER: Tom Poston, Peggy Cass.
VEDANTAM: The panelists face three people who all claim to be the same person.
(SOUNDBITE OF TV SHOW, "TO TELL THE TRUTH")
COLLYER: What is your name, please?
UNIDENTIFIED MAN #1: My name is Randy Gardner.
GARDNER: My name is Randy Gardner.
VEDANTAM: The panelists have to guess which one was the real Randy.
(SOUNDBITE OF TV SHOW, "TO TELL THE TRUTH")
COLLYER: Only one of these...
VEDANTAM: On the show, the real Randy Gardner is number two. He wears dark, horn-rimmed glasses, his hair swoops to the left. He's soft spoken and direct when answering questions.
(SOUNDBITE OF TV SHOW, "TO TELL THE TRUTH")
COLLYER: Days and nights?
GARDNER: Fourteen hours and 43 minutes.
COLLYER: And did you feel...
VEDANTAM: Most of the panelists figured out that this Randy was the real Randy.
(SOUNDBITE OF TV SHOW, "TO TELL THE TRUTH")
COLLYER: Kitty Carlisle?
KITTY CARLISLE: I voted for number two because he looks the sleepiest.
(LAUGHTER)
VEDANTAM: Such a path to fame is no longer possible. The Guinness Book of World Records has done away with the category of going without sleep because of the health dangers of severe sleep loss.
MATTHEW WALKER: That's right.
VEDANTAM: This is UC Berkeley neuroscientist Matthew Walker. He says if your idea of being sleep-deprived is days on end without enough rest, think again.
WALKER: Even just the smallest amount of insufficient sleep, we seek health consequences. And I think perhaps, you know, one of the best examples of that small perturbation is one of the largest sleep experiments ever done. It's been performed on 1.6 billion people. It happens twice a year, and it continues to happen. It's called daylight saving time. And in the spring when we lose an hour of sleep, we see a subsequent 24 percent increase in heart attacks. In the fall when we gain an hour of sleep opportunity, there is a 21 percent decrease in heart attacks.
VEDANTAM: Many of us think that if we get extra sleep one night, we can afford to lose a bit of sleep the next. But Matthew says there is a reason this sort of sleep credit system doesn't exist.
WALKER: So there were times in evolution when we would have feast, and there were times when there was famine. And we designed a system to come up and store that caloric credit so that we could spend it when there was a debt in place. Why don't we have that with sleep? Why aren't there some brain cells that can actually build up sleep credit? What that means is that Mother Nature has never faced, throughout the course of evolution, the challenge of this thing called sleep deprivation.
VEDANTAM: To Randy Gardner, sleep deprivation is no longer something with which he wants to experiment.
GARDNER: About 10 years ago, I stopped sleeping. I could not sleep.
VEDANTAM: He was convinced his teenage stunt was to blame.
GARDNER: That's why I keep calling this some karmic payback for, you know, my body going, OK, buddy. Yeah, OK, 11 days without sleep when you know damn well you need sleep? Well, let's try this out for size.
VEDANTAM: Randy says going without sleep changed him.
GARDNER: I was awful to be around. Everything upset me. It was like a continuation of what I did 50 years ago.
VEDANTAM: Finally after years of unbearable insomnia, Randy made an uneasy peace with sleep. He's regained the ability to drift off, but only for about six hours a night.
GARDNER: You have to have sleep. It's as important as - it's the big three. I call it the big three. Water, food, sleep - you've got to have them, all of them.
VEDANTAM: Randy Gardner, the man who conquered sleep, is now terrified of going a night without it.
Shankar Vedantam, NPR News.
Didn't seem to fuck him up nearly as bad as @BoxerShorts47 already is, though.
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Damn. 206 pages and over (under?) -4,200 reaction score.
At this point, there needs to be a badge for peeps like ol' Boxy similar to the True and Honest Fan one. Something like "Certified Retard"?
At this point, there needs to be a badge for peeps like ol' Boxy similar to the True and Honest Fan one. Something like "Certified Retard"?
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I decided to run a bunch of BoxerShort47's posts through a Markov chain generator. Behold, the wisdom of BoxerBot!
BoxerBot said:
BoxerBot said:
BoxerBot said:
BoxerBot said:
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You could have used those in fake screenshots from another forum and I would have totally believed them.
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Sadly, I cannot tell the difference.
That sounds pretty hardcore, though.
That sounds pretty hardcore, though.
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This is amazing. It's just like he's posting again. Sorry @BoxerShorts47 you've been replaced. You're irrelevant to your own thread. Another victim of automation.
One of the funniest things about this is that it really makes it clear how much he likes to repeat certain words and phrases. "Yes or no" and "strawman" were completely expected, "liberals," "shitlibs," "feminism," "cucked," and "racial" are also unsurprising, but despite how much he's been memed on as gay I didn't realize how much he mentions dicks. Less mention of IQ than I expected too.
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Thanks. Some of that may have been due to the somewhat small seed / input text I used. I've added some more of @BoxerShorts47 's wisdom to the file, mostly his thoughts on age of consent.
https://pastebin.com/0eN5ieeZ
Feel free to use this or add to it. Also, this was the site I used to generate the chain.
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Boxerbot said:
>tfw a markov chain of yourself is more clever than you are
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Well at least I learnt something cool on this thread.
I hope Boxershorts comes back. He is an addiction I lost control of a long time ago
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Betcha ol, Boxer would tell you somehow Markov chain is feminist proganda, ad then he'd cry about you not declaring him the winner for no reason.
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It boasts better than he does too.
Sure, it makes no sense but it sounds kind of badass. Imagine telling someone during a debate that you're one whole country and large parts of another.