🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Sasquatch82]

All of this over some

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

The Gunt has this really unpleasant habit of gloating whenever criticized or one of his imagined enemies takes a hit; he immediately starts talking about 'I made $2000 last week how much did you make' 'I'm gonna be in Miami LA having a great time with my buddy Warski Dick' 'My wife is a doctor'. It's definitely one of his more loathsome habits.

Never mind that he's a 5'4 manlet, massively obese, divorced, living with his mother, an alcoholic with no career or prospects and a gunt that looks like it crawled out of the darkest depths of the ocean.

Also has the Gunt VS Warski fight been cancelled yet?

Um dude? He made 1k last week! Top of the world right now, baby!

 

[Sasquatch82]

The Gunt has this really unpleasant habit of gloating whenever criticized or one of his imagined enemies takes a hit

I hate to say it, but I think it's a question of class, those with the trailer-park or 'rags-to-riches' ghetto mindset use assets, as measures of success - 'how much have I accrued?'.

Couched within this self-defeating worldview is an inherent irony:

"My life is so measurably great, so I don't care what you think!" - which is to say "I measure my sense of worth by how others view me, so I don't care how people view me!"

Class is to be content in oneself and quietly enjoy your successes.

 

[The Reaper]

I did not reference Ralph at all in the entire thread.

You said this though:

The Internet celebrities are all just the worst fucking people, and unlike real lolcows they consider the site a stepping stone to cashing in on infamy, and impart on the site their own audience of rabid anti-fans who do not come to have fun but instead further their personal vendettas.

At this point he takes every instance where you say "Internet celebrities" and thinks its you trying not to say his name. He is a sperg drunk that has become so obsessed with you if you decided to shut down the forum today he would say he played a major role in it through the verbal beatings he has applied to you.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

I did not reference Ralph at all in the entire thread.

He's just hoping his thread goes away and is extremely angry about it(probably forever).

 

[Glycine]

Ralph is spmming /pol/ talking about Josh. Obviously impossible to confirm it's the real Ralph, but the poster is doing a convincing job. https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/262655173

 

[Garth]

Hey @theralph, I know you're reading this:

>you will never regain the brief success you enjoyed on yt
>you will never be married again
>your "journalism" will forever remain a blog
>you will have no children, therefore no legacy
>you will die drunk and alone

You have run out of time, @theralph. You pretend to laugh at, and find a pathetic solace in others questioning their next step to preoccupy you from your palpable knowledge that you are already effectively dead. You should thank the Farms because we basically keep you alive. We provide you with life sustaining preoccupation from the terrible realities listed above. All you have contributed will be lost in the virtual ether. No one will remember you.

You're welcome.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Here’s a special animated edition of the Killstream. Special appearances by @Null , Zidan, Dame Pesos, and the ephemeral Mister Metokur. And of course, the familiar cast is present: @theralph , Gator, @Flamenco , and Bibble.

TLDW:

Spoiler: Summary of Killstream Unkut

– Gator reveals his true identity as Ralph’s soundboard
- Zidan makes his long overdue return to the Killstream
- Dame Pesos reveals his true identity as just another sample on Ralph’s sounboard
- Ralph sperg shames Flamenco, driving him to suicide
- Josh calls in to laugh as Ralph dies of alcohol poisoning
- Ralph whips his slave, Bibble, and sends him to fetch chicken wings
- Jim returns to the Killstream and reveals his face for the first time ever
- Ralph is unsure whether Metokur is real or just another broken button on his sound board, causing him to spiral into deep derpression
- Ralph aborts The Retort, overdoses on pills, and dies live on stream

Have a great weekend lads!

You ought to do one which is all audio problems so no one can hear each other, the same super chat over and over again, and then eventually fades into dead air, hiccups, and the rattling of delicious oxyberry bottles.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

He's just hoping his thread goes away and is extremely angry about it(probably forever).

Presented without comment

 

[Banworld]

I did not reference Ralph at all in the entire thread.

Josh does good.
"haha josh glad ur show that copies mine is doing well ur obsessed"
Josh does bad.
"haha josh ur doing shitty cause of me ur obsessed"

This is what alcoholics actually believe.

 

[#KillAllPedos]

You ought to do one which is all audio problems so no one can hear each other, the same super chat over and over again, and then eventually fades into dead air, hiccups, and the rattling of delicious oxyberry bottles.

So pretty much do a regular Killstream episode?

 

[ClipBitch]

Ralphs entire life is a mid-life crisis.

 

[Kenobi]

I dont care much about Ethan but he is now celebrating that nool has a mid life crisis

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Can some kind soul leak it? Im not giving 5 bucks for 2 hours of dead air and dolphin laughing but it needs to be archived when Ralph inevitably has his midlife crisis. I bet there are a lot of juicy soundbites about how hes a total winner and a chad. About how he has fucked tons of chicks and how much money he has made. Cause Ralph has the mindset of a wigger.

 

[MediocreMilt]

All this shows is that Null is capable of introspection and Ralph projects his own problems outward onto others (I mean it shows this about Ralph yet again).

 

[Squire of Gothos]

I dont care much about Ethan but he is now celebrating that nool has a mid life crisis

Well you have to give Ralph and in particular his braindead fans happy about this credit... celebrating the potential death of a institution that has been a valuable resource to the type of content they consume and produce is some very high IQ big brained thinking. Say what you will about Josh, he does a public service for practically free when you factor in the mountain of inconveniences he has in his life to keep this valuable source of public info available for free... I can see where Josh is coming from when you see people like Ralph's fanbase who would praise Josh and the Farms when we're laughing with Ralph and them to be so venomous and happy that it could go away when we're laughing at their dear Gunt. Stuff like this is why I originally stopped being a fan of Ralph, he drove away all the good fans to only leave behind the extreme dickriders and Guntguard who would blindly throw money at him regardless of his actions because that's what he wants and all he cares about, money.

I guess the one thing that will come out of this is Ralph will once again fail to realize that his greatest enemy isn't Josh, or PPP, or any of the people he constantly shits for no reason other than undeserved nostalgia... but his own worst enemy is himself, and I think he's only a few steps away from yet another massive downfall and a bountiful harvest for us all.

 

[Marvel Cinematic Universe]

I'm stunned Randbot is still doing shows with Ralph. If someone mocked my wife for having a miscarriage, I'd never speak to that person again.

Ralph being a slovenly alcoholic with brain damage is par for the course, but gloating over Null's problems shows a childish streak of cruelty.

 

[Smarty Pants]

I did not reference Ralph at all in the entire thread.

You thought Ethan would go read? Typical lolcow behavior.

 

[theguntsexpartner]

@theralph i thought randbot wasnt allowed on Dlive or anyones stream on Dlive?

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

Ralph being a slovenly alcoholic with brain damage is par for the course, but gloating over Null's problems shows a childish streak of cruelty.

Is gloating over the problems of others not commonplace here?

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

I did not reference Ralph at all in the entire thread.

Of course you didn’t. His only contribution to your current mental state is damaging your relationship with Dax if I were to guess. He’s a tool in every sense of the word.