Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[Ashen One]

One of my favorite things about John is how he always makes up a totally real story to back up whatever point he's trying to make.

It's fascinating. You can even guess what Wu will say based on current happenings.

If people are talking about racism, Wu tells of her past as a poor little black girl who witnessed lynchings and Klan meetings daily on the other side of the road from her house in Mississippi.
If people are talking about tech, Wu was a child genius whose adoring parents bought top of the line technology for so she could learn, and she was also captain at space camp.
If people are talking about LGBT issues, Wu recalls how she was abandoned by her horrible family for coming out as bi during college and how all of her thirty hundred gay friends were drafted and killed in combat.
If people are talking about cars, Wu will mention how she learned to fix one since she was young and is the bikerest danger grrl to ever be. Porsche photos optional but very likely.
If people are talking about animals, Wu speaks lovingly about her three two dogs and post the same photo of the dog begging for a bath and a pet shop visit we've seen countless times.
If people are talking about business, Wu worked so hard and suffered endless harassment but managed to become a successful game developer, in touch with the market and a world record speedrunner.
If people are talking about gaming, Wu will mention GAMERGAAAAAAATE says how great [CURRENT POPULAR GAME] is, unless it gets blowback from Twitter, then [CURRENT POPULAR GAME] is yikes and cancelled (see TLOU2).
If people are talking about laws or medicine, Frank is a high powered lawyer/doctor hybrid who just knows whatever Wu is saying is correct.

I forgot what was it about, but Wu even wrote to a newspaper that she was against something being built (I think a power plant?) because someone she knew and was dear to her died due to an accident or explosion caused by the thing she was against.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

ching chong u gib me credit card right fuck now! Makes sense since John is the breadwinner in this relationship.

I'll never understand why some people leave their dogs out in the winter cold to die alone in the dark so that they could get a few likes of Twitter.

 

[Particle Bored]

"Waaaaah how dare you pirate from my butt buddy Chucky Wendouche!" "A totally real HUWHITE MALE really wanted to work for me and he knew what a prolific hacker I am so he bragged about pirating software and I said 'No sir! We're 100% above board on the Starship Wu!"

(tell me more about that ROM reader cart you were trying to buy, John)

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

I'm sure the fact that talentless dicksuckers winning multiple awards has no connection to the fact that most aspiring authors don't even make it past the first hurdle.

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Funny that the photo is just enough out of focus that the reader can't tell that Frank's Hugos are all in the most worthless and pitiful category -- fan art.

And Wendig was well established in SF long before John started attending cons and doing his Ed-Gein-as-Barbarella drag routine. Wendig is also older than John, who didn't even know him when he was "up and coming," much less watch him grow. The idea that Frankie and Johnnie (a couple of aging, predacious homosexuals irresistibly drawn to events that attract young males) are a pair of benevolent gurus who seek out, observe, and nurture young writers is obscene.

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ching chong u gib me credit card right fuck now! Makes sense since John is the breadwinner in this relationship.

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Is that image from Frankie and Johnnie's bathroom? If so, doesn't federal law require three coats of black paint on the windowpane, which is covered by neither curtains nor shutters, to prevent the neighbors from having their retinas burned to ashes when the feral ghoul emerges from one of its semiannual showers?

 

[Water-T]

Running on a treadmill for 10 minutes and then carbo loading doesn't count as "marathon training", John,

 

[Peace and Harmony]

I'm sick of males and their constant dick swinging bro culture, anyway here are my luxury cars again in case you missed me posting them the first 2,000 times.

No one even knows what the fuck he's protesting and no one cares, there's your answer.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

No one even knows what the fuck he's protesting and no one cares, there's your answer.

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Closet Racist John supporting BLM by tweeting from his couch in the 84-percent-white enclave of Dedham, Mass.

 

[AnOminous]

One of my favorite things about John is how he always makes up a totally real story to back up whatever point he's trying to make.

John would have to be 100+ years old to have done all the bullshit he claims to have done.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I'm sick of males and their constant dick swinging bro culture, anyway here are my luxury cars again in case you missed me posting them the first 2,000 times.

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I would say John doxed himself with that license plate, but honestly, even without it it wasn't that hard to just look for the silver Boxster leaving a trail of nuts, bolts, and motor oil behind it.

 

[OttoWest]

Closet Racist John supporting BLM by tweeting from his couch in the 84-percent-white enclave of Dedham, Mass.

Some ally. He doesn’t even capitalize the B in Black.

 

[King Dead]

One of my favorite things about John is how he always makes up a totally real story to back up whatever point he's trying to make. There's something fascinating about a dude whose entire existence (at least 98% of it) is pure delusion and fantasy. The surreal part is that he is not some raving lunatic on a street corner but instead is a blue check mark, has been interviewed as an expert by media, and has even run a political campaign (admittedly a disastrous one, but still). How great is America that a formerly racist white boy / drug addict can turn into a woke woman tech entrepreneur / politician / Twitter moral compass. If John can be successful, literally anyone can.

When you tick the right boxes and say the right things, it turns out that nobody really bothers to ask questions about whether you actually are who you say you are. It takes practically no effort at all to find out the truth about John, especially since there's plenty of documentation here and elsewhere that takes seconds to find, and not much work to verify. However, nobody ever will unless John's minimal amount of usefulness is worn out.

I'm sure the fact that talentless dicksuckers winning multiple awards has no connection to the fact that most aspiring authors don't even make it past the first hurdle.

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but writers generally get paid an advance, yes? They don't actually start collecting royalties until a certain amount have sold, as laid out in their contract. I suppose technically sales still matter up to that point, since if your book flops you probably won't get a contract for another one. Still, any pirated copy before royalties kick in only really hurts the publisher because the writer already got paid.

The true lesson to be learned from Cuck Windbag's screeching about Internet Archive: if you make shit people want to buy, piracy is a non-issue. Nobody even wanted to pirate his crap, so his work really has a value of less than free. Of course, it's no surprise that illustrious creators like John Flynt and Bob Chipman have been defending him. Birds of a feather and all that.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Of course, it's no surprise that illustrious creators like John Flynt and Bob Chipman have been defending him. Birds of a feather and all that.

Considering John's irresistible compulsion to lie to make himself relevant to every conversation, I'm surprised he hasn't started chirping about how much money Giant Spacekat lost to the millions of people who played pirated copies of Rev 60. If this topic has legs, I bet we'll eventually see Pirate Victim John.

 

[dickass42069]

I'm sick of males and their constant dick swinging bro culture, anyway here are my luxury cars again in case you missed me posting them the first 2,000 times.

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No one even knows what the fuck he's protesting and no one cares, there's your answer.

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I'm still waiting for the wumobile engine rebuild, but I'd settle for the aircooled porsche vs godzilla of tech saga that's guaranteed to end in either another ruined engine or a fire

 

[Homer Simpson]

OK, hit me with all the late tags that the server will allow, but fill me in


WHEN did he add racer to his twitter bio?

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I was laughing so hard I was coughing. That fucking face. It's like asking someone who has only ever seen easter island sculptures to draw a women, when they have never seen on lol.

 

[Ghostse]

The true lesson to be learned from Cuck Windbag's screeching about Internet Archive: if you make shit people want to buy, piracy is a non-issue. Nobody even wanted to pirate his crap, so his work really has a value of less than free. Of course, it's no surprise that illustrious creators like John Flynt and Bob Chipman have been defending him. Birds of a feather and all that.

Remember when the RIAA/MPAA was going after college students for downloading shit? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
A really fucking thing happened during the Napster days though. Music revenues INCREASED. Because as it turns out if you turn out a quality entertainment product, even offered for free, people want to buy more of it and buy things related to it. They discover more bands and more genres and listen to more of it.

The only correct response in these cases is for you express a hope that the people who did obtain your work without paying enjoyed it, and if they enjoyed it, hope that they'll consider purchasing their own copy or some of your other work.

(again, as you said, there is zero chance that the people who read Cuck Wendig's work enjoyed it, so throwing a screaming tantrum about 12 people reading his shitty books is his only recourse.)

 

[Karl der Grosse]

I discovered some of my favorite bands by listening to a pirated song or album. If I liked it, I would invariably start buying their product. Still do, for that matter. No one is going to read a free or pirated Chuck Wendig novel and rush out to buy more of his books.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

No Nintendo or Star Wars characters this time? How are we supposed to take this seriously?

 

[Homer Simpson]

I discovered some of my favorite bands by listening to a pirated song or album. If I liked it, I would invariably start buying their product. Still do, for that matter. No one is going to read a free or pirated Chuck Wendig novel and rush out to buy more of his books.

Remember when the RIAA/MPAA was going after college students for downloading shit? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
A really fucking thing happened during the Napster days though. Music revenues INCREASED. Because as it turns out if you turn out a quality entertainment product, even offered for free, people want to buy more of it and buy things related to it. They discover more bands and more genres and listen to more of it.

The only correct response in these cases is for you express a hope that the people who did obtain your work without paying enjoyed it, and if they enjoyed it, hope that they'll consider purchasing their own copy or some of your other work.

(again, as you said, there is zero chance that the people who read Cuck Wendig's work enjoyed it, so throwing a screaming tantrum about 12 people reading his shitty books is his only recourse.)

There has been studies that show moderate piracy increases sales. People will get a taste of the product and buy it. These people think the reason people pirate their garbage is because they're cheap. It never enters their mind that people want to check it out first to see if an abortion of literature is worth their time.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

I discovered some of my favorite bands by listening to a pirated song or album. If I liked it, I would invariably start buying their product. Still do, for that matter. No one is going to read a free or pirated Chuck Wendig novel and rush out to buy more of his books.

Chuck Wendig shat out 1,500 pages of Star Wars in 18 months, that's three pages written per day, while publishing a couple of other books at the same time. He's either a phenom author or he's willing to write tie-in trash for cash.

 

[Grand Fucktard]

No Nintendo or Star Wars characters this time? How are we supposed to take this seriously?

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um don't window units usually come with baffles already?
and why so many plates?

Just go to the HW store, get sheet plastic, some 1/4 birch ply, etc and cut one out instead of print.

hmm, John is from misissippi, why isnt he bragging about "the Mississippi baffle" - a piece of cardboard and tape