Exceptional Haydurs Thread - Content and discussion of individuals on various platforms hating on our gorls

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C3PBRO said:
Mommy-jacking in an ALR group, wtf?
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In what world does anyone give a shit what your toddler eats?
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When she sees the menu.

edit: would love to see Amber be put through this. I imagine her reactions would be unintentionally hilarious.
 
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hunnybuns said:
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bonus points to the little piggy that had “cellulitis” but doesn’t even know what the fuck it is
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Pancreatic cellulitis. Now I've heard it all. Tell you what, Ms. My Ailments Are More Numerous And Also More Painful Than Yours: why don't you ask your doctor about your "pancreatic cellulitis". Dumbass.

C3PBRO said:
Mommy-jacking in an ALR group, wtf?
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In what world does anyone give a shit what your toddler eats?
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Sounds like mommy wants a cookie for having her shit together or something. Comes with the job, woman. No asspats for you.
 
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Sock said:
Sounds like Brenna uses a lot of vicodin and xanax and she listed her excuses. View attachment 1379576
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the best part is that everything on that list is so common and something most people have, or experience at some point in their life. It’s like she wants an asspat for being like every other basic bitch out there with depression and anxiety.
 
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Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
Pancreatic cellulitis. Now I've heard it all. Tell you what, Ms. My Ailments Are More Numerous And Also More Painful Than Yours: why don't you ask your doctor about your "pancreatic cellulitis". Dumbass.
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Lol more like she's an alcoholic, has pancreatitis, and was trashed enough to see an 'itis' condition and shit out of her mouth

At least I hope so, it'd be more excusable
 
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mrsm0rbid said:
Lol more like she's an alcoholic, has pancreatitis, and was trashed enough to see an 'itis' condition and shit out of her mouth

At least I hope so, it'd be more excusable
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Oh, no doubt it's pancreatitis if it's excruciating pain and explosive diarrhea. I just love the whole "cellulitis" portion of it, though. I can see a doctor trying to keep from rolling their eyes at her mangling of two entirely unrelated conditions because she's either drunk or stupid. Well, it could be both, since they could easily coexist.
 
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hunnybuns said:
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Someone took the time out of their busy schedule to compile a list of all big Al’s ailments and post it to FB, where all the whale watchers can gather to compare their disorders and how much harder they have it than our gorl

bonus points to the little piggy that had “cellulitis” but doesn’t even know what the fuck it is
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“13. I win 😂”
No, honey. You lose
 
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Sock said:
Sounds like Brenna uses a lot of vicodin and xanax and she listed her excuses. View attachment 1379576
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Medical sperging, but patellar subluxation is something most women have. The knees don’t dislocate, the knee cap just doesn’t track as neatly as it should. She can take an NSAID and be fine unless her kneecaps completely dislocate all the time.
 
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Hapless Mailman said:
To be fair, that was my attitude through college. :story: And I wouldn't exactly be trying to whip up an elaborate menu for Amberlynn, either.
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True but you're also not trying to flex on a 600lb cancer patient with how amazing of a mother you are. It slayed me how she described in great detail her oh so gourmet healthy menu and just ends it with Dinner is Dinner
 
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Angel Dust said:
True but you're also not trying to flex on a 600lb cancer patient with how amazing of a mother you are. It slayed me how she described in great detail her oh so gourmet healthy menu and just ends it with Dinner is Dinner
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I wonder if she counts subsisting off of her own fragile ego as a healthy diet?
 
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Peetz's Bank Account said:
I'm not going to pretend I'm better than the FB haydurs because I too make fun of/consume media that makes fun of Albert on a near daily basis, but at least I don't do it on a platform where everybody knows who I am including prospective employers and my friends and family in general. As re.tarded and fat as she is, that shit is embarrassing and I'll be the first to admit it. Slapping your fat and ugly name, face, and family photos onto all of your dumbass FB comments where all you can say is "I'm better than Amber because I fit into a size 2 at Torrid" or that there needs to be a PODCAST dedicated to how much you hate her is an exceptionally bad idea all the way around. Especially for the FB haydurs who have children. You do realize all of your kid's friends, their teachers, and their friend's parents can see you insulting a 600-lb stranger (who is completely harmless if you look at the big picture) over the internet because you have nothing better to do except express your unbridled tard rage against someone who makes money off of how fat she is, unlike you, right? I can only imagine the bullying some of those kids will endure once they hit middle school and all their classmates find out that their fatass mom spends half her time chimping out over Amberlynn Reid on Facebook because she's secretly jealous of her lazy, kid-free lifestyle.
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And not just the incredulous fact that these people see no shame in publicly identifying as a Haydur, but the fact their their tone is so genuinely hateful and bitter. The farms is extremely caustic and mean as well, but generally detached with their shit slinging. These people get legitimately worked up and angry over an internet fat girl. Probably because they know that if they had the same Youtube cash flow they'd only be a few lifestyle choices away from becoming Amber...like I can't imagine being able to hate someone as pathetic as Amber. I think most people just take it for granted they are of course better than Amber, smarter, etc, and just view her with disgust and pity. The haydurs seem somehow threatened by her and feel the need to prove their superiority. Some of those comments read like fat girls posting mean comments on some pretty girl's instagram because they're jealous.
 
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C3PBRO said:
Amber Grossenbacher makes clown commissions. Not relevant exactly but I mean, lol.
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rate me late but I sincerely am fascinated by the existence of these clown commissions. I want one just to satiate my curiosity. these things look Cursed, especially without their clothing and she has more pictures of them naked than with their little outfits.

... Someone do a clown doll review. Is the quality of the dolls decent? Are they this cursed in person? Is her house covered in these things in various stages of assembly??
 
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