Gawdamit
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All she did was pick her nose through the entire livestream, she's so disgusting
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About that rental car...Chantal is vertically challenged and shaped like a barrel. She has to put the seat up as far as it will go so she can reach the pedals with her stumpy little legs, which mashes her enormous torso up against the steering wheel, no matter what model she rents.
Look at the state of her carpet...
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My godand she's only been there since the start of April???
I've seen cleaner pig pens.
He might still have higher standards.I think I found the perfect stud for her. This handsome totally not bald goth wizard here has been going through a dry spell for more than three years. They are just perfect for each other.
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It has to be said again: I really am surprised at how quickly shit has hit the fan (and evidently landed on the carpet). I thought she’d be in the new place for at least six months before she and Peetz were living in straight-up squalor.Look at the state of her carpet...
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My godand she's only been there since the start of April???
I've seen cleaner pig pens.
Monsieur Cobra has gone on record stating that Amberlynn is far too fat for him. If Chantal ran her flag up his pole, he definitely would not salute.I think I found the perfect stud for her. This handsome totally not bald goth wizard here has been going through a dry spell for more than three years. They are just perfect for each other.
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Look at the state of her carpet...
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My godand she's only been there since the start of April???
I've seen cleaner pig pens.
Supposedly, there is a quick rule-of-thumb to diagnose Gallbladder disease.I'm sorry, but what's the story behind her not having a gallbladder anymore???
Chantal already had this idea once when she parted with her last car. She was planning on not replacing it, and using that as incentive to walk and save money with public transit. She posted a bright eyed video about how much money she’d save with the added bonus of exercise. That lasted.....one day. And rather than make a single attempt at the bus, she cruised around in Bibi’s sister’s car until she was able to purchase her current vehicle. This entire phase lasted about the same amount of time as her “I’m perfect the way I am, no makeup and no shampoo” attempt.,
Why doesn't she just walk to her local takeout joint? Even if she ate half a barnyard's worth of animals like she usually does, it'd still be a net gain for her health, since aujourd'hui the most exercise she gets is applying the parking brake.
That thing she does with her nose/nostrils is disturbing.View attachment 1380138 View attachment 1380139
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What the SHH means
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How Chantal eats her pizza
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She could get pedal extenders for her car, but that would take time and money away from her big beef 'n' cheddars.About that rental car...Chantal is vertically challenged and shaped like a barrel. She has to put the seat up as far as it will go so she can reach the pedals with her stumpy little legs, which mashes her enormous torso up against the steering wheel, no matter what model she rents.
As quickly as Chantal is cycling, I hope to see the road trip in about 2 weeks. If she doesn't die first.
A normal weight woman could remedy the short legs issue by wearing platform shoes/boots, but Chantal would crush the platforms into an accordion the first time she stood up.About that rental car...Chantal is vertically challenged and shaped like a barrel. She has to put the seat up as far as it will go so she can reach the pedals with her stumpy little legs, which mashes her enormous torso up against the steering wheel, no matter what model she rents.
As quickly as Chantal is cycling, I hope to see the road trip in about 2 weeks. If she doesn't die first.
She will be in MooMoo's here soon enough.Most adult clothing lines have “petite” sizing meant to fit shorter women. Children’s/junior’s clothing (mostly) doesn’t come into play unless they are also at a very low weight.
Also pedal extenders would make it even harder to get those T-Rex arms to reach the steering wheel. Either way she’s screwed.She could get pedal extenders for her car, but that would take time and money away from her big beef 'n' cheddars.
She will be in MooMoo's here soon enough.
The poncho would look like a bib.Chantal is so fat I wouldn't be surprised she doesn't fit in a poncho.