🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Holy fuck man, this Ralph guy is a real loser. Like this is bottom of the barrel, middle school bully tier bullshit - the fake, mocking sobbing, the penis jokes, calling people child molesters, all low hanging fruit - does he not realize that he just comes off as incredibly insecure, trying to give Null low blows at every opportunity? That goes double when so much of his own baggage is already out there. Dude's a joke, this is one of the handful of his streams I've listened to now and I don't get how he's got an audience.

I didn't really pay him any mind before all of the Simpspiracy drama, but I found it funny that he looks exactly like he sounds when I decided to look him up.
 
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Gustav Schuchardt said:
Ok, solved it. You need a US IP address because Washington saves children but not the British children.
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The theory is on the same day as the NZ shooting he put a mirror of the manifesto on Zippyshare and the aftermath meant many cucked nations either blocked the site or were blocked by zippyshare proactively themselves as it started around March 15th 2019 the same time period of the shooting.

Glad you were able to mirror it, hopefully somebody can mirror the rest for your cucked nations. I am limited myself or I would do it.
 
Bryan Dunn said:

>Ralph is obsessed with @Null sex life and penis


Bro... @theralph I always knew you were gay, you can't be that angry all the time and not be tbqhwufam. Just come out of the closet, maybe Josh will send you an Outline.

Just a reminder that Ralph is confirmed as a 2-3 incher when erected. Since we are talking about whos dick is better, @Null sexless penis or @theralph mini-dick.

Also take into account the fat rolls and gunt that hangs over this very small tiny thing and deduct about 2 inches off that bad boy. Oof, ralph you know they have this south park episode that reminds me of you rn.


Maybe if we just adjust that T.M.I. scale you'll calm down, ya?
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@Null , like the learned samurai, understands that the true warrior has power when he can keep his sword sheathed.
 
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IMayUseSpaces said:
Holy fuck man, this Ralph guy is a real loser. Like this is bottom of the barrel, middle school bully tier bullshit - the fake, mocking sobbing, the penis jokes, calling people child molesters, all low hanging fruit - does he not realize that he just comes off as incredibly insecure, trying to give Null low blows at every opportunity? That goes double when so much of his own baggage is already out there. Dude's a joke, this is one of the handful of his streams I've listened to now and I don't get how he's got an audience.

I didn't really pay him any mind before all of the Simpspiracy drama, but I found it funny that he looks exactly like he sounds when I decided to look him up.
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He was always a better mediator or facilitator as opposed to the man actually making content. The out of control drinking just magnifies his worst qualities in this regard. It’s why Zidan never came back and why the scuttlebutt is that Gator is reaching his limit.
 
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BasedGypo said:
If surpassing Andy in subs and chilling out as Ralph descends further into alcoholism isn't a redemption, I don't know what is honestly. At least he isn't in the war room trying to manipulate everything behind the scenes, failing and inevitably having his plans produce the exact opposite reaction of what he intended to do.
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His only possible redempotion arc would be fucking off from this corner of the internet permanently. Why Does he need to get involved instead of waiting by the river and watching the gunt of his enemies float by?
It's just ego. People like Ethan Ralph implode on their own on a yearly basis, leave him be and enjoy the spectacle. All of Kraut's problems come from the fact that he couldn't just let nature run its course and watch Ralph and Andy destroy themselves on their own. He had to be like some shitty cartoon villain and go "No, it is I, Kraut and Tea, who will be their end!".
 
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His behavior is super common for alcoholics, lol.

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chops said:
Behavior like Ralph’s is what makes it necessary for family and friends to distance themselves, why Gator has stuck around as long as he has is beyond me. Surely that small drop of clout isn’t worth it.
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I always assumed it's because he has no one better. And he's been around Ralph for so long. Some people will put up with a lot from their friends - especially if they have no other options. Lonely people will put up with a lot to have some point of human contact.
 
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Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2 said:
Its a very important discussion, we the audience must know if its cut or uncut!
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Of course I'm circumcised. The reason I'm not embarrassed by this issue is that I consider it strictly medical. It's like having webbed toes or a second thumb; odd but benign. I talk about it because I believe the issues are directly a result of circumcision and I advocate against the practice. I think it's an old puritanical tradition that is only legal today because of the Jews (literally, they extorted Iceland into keeping it legal because the ALCU threatened to run smear campaigns calling Iceland antisemitic if they banned it). Ralph talking about it constantly just comes across like projection, like he actually has erectile dysfunction and feels bad about it.

Circumcision sperging is the peak form of sperging, and I want to avoid it to avoid looking like a hypocritical after bitching about politics this week, but that's the gist.
 
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