Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Czolg]

oh look, jack is again shaming people for being safe and wearing masks. let me guess, she doesn't suffer from allergies?

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Masks aren't shown to actually prevent being infected with COVID-19. The reason they tell you to wear one is so that you don't infect other people in case you're asymptomatic. If Jack gets COVID-19, he's going to be a super-spreader.

Shitting on a person that by wearing a mask, actively tries to not infect him with disease that might kill him.

Stay classy, Jack.

 

[Aaway]

the thought of another stroke makes jack laugh because he knows that no stroke can kill him

but is he daring covid to infect him? i don't think he's that dumb to think he can "own the haters" by beating covid, because he'd 100% be a dead man if he was to get infected

 

[The Cum Consumer]

the thought of another stroke makes jack laugh because he knows that no stroke can kill him

but is he daring covid to infect him? i don't think he's that dumb to think he can "own the haters" by beating covid, because he'd 100% be a dead man if he was to get infected

Eh, prognosis isn't as bad as people make it out to be. Jack is at-risk, but he would probably survive.

 

[Chamulum]

Eh, prognosis isn't as bad as people make it out to be. Jack is at-risk, but he would probably survive.

Yes. Because a 600 pound man that had 2 strokes (and counting) and diabetes will surely survive the boomer remover.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Maybe he will refuse to wear a mask in the hospital and catch covid.

I'm losing hope that he ever will catch it. As much posturing as he does about the uselessness of masks, he's still too much of a pussy/too lazy to go outside beyond the occasional trip out to stuf a whole rack of dry-ass ribs & burger slop into his greasy facehole.

But patience, as they say, is a virtue.

Masks aren't shown to actually prevent being infected with COVID-19. The reason they tell you to wear one is so that you don't infect other people in case you're asymptomatic. If Jack gets COVID-19, he's going to be a super-spreader.

Speak for yourself, I have a respirator with particle filters. No one's infecting OR getting infected by me.

I'd like to think the coof would do him in almost immediately, but with our luck he probably would be an asymptomatic super-spreader. That said, even asymptomatic people have been having heart & lung problems, so Jack might be toast either way.

It's a little disheartening that even when he suffers the consequences of his actions (strokes, dead arm, alienated family, multiple foot surgeries), he never really suffers. He is going to be a spoiled boomer faggot until he drops dead, which may be sooner rather than later.

 

[The Early 2000's]

Looks like Jack's got a video up. This one's about how to smoke food indoors (using a plastic tub? Is that safe?). If you want to watch Jack try to open a cardboard box with his stroke hand, then this vid's for you.

 

[JackDavis]

Looks like Jack's got a video up. This one's about how to smoke food indoors (using a plastic tub? Is that safe?). If you want to watch Jack try to open a cardboard box with his stroke hand, then this vid's for you.

This video is pretty funny. Tammy is clearly not home and he struggles and grunts with opening stuff.

"Make sure your flame is there. Always check, cus you know.. it's a safety precaution I teach on the show. Always make sure you got a flame. Last thing you want is gas building up. Sometimes the flame sounds like gas spewing out. So you don't want gas filling up your kitchen, your whole house blowing up." How much you want to bet that Jack almost blew up his house this way and he's projecting his idiocy onto us the viewer?
"Lamb can be treated like beef. You can have it rare, medium rare, medium, well-done, whatever you want, okay?" Cool thanks for going over all of the temperatures of meat.

 

[Scented Candle]

Looks like Jack's got a video up. This one's about how to smoke food indoors (using a plastic tub? Is that safe?). If you want to watch Jack try to open a cardboard box with his stroke hand, then this vid's for you.

Jack confirmed cokehead

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Looks like Jack's got a video up. This one's about how to smoke food indoors (using a plastic tub? Is that safe?). If you want to watch Jack try to open a cardboard box with his stroke hand, then this vid's for you.

Damn, Jack huffs, puffs, and labours his way through this one.

And that death grip the stroke paw possesses sure is something:

 

[renetto]

his arm has been getting progressively purple but it looks seriously bad in this one

it's purple, shiny, and bloated

 

[The Cum Consumer]

Decided to check out Jack's Bible channel, and wow , how little self-awareness can somebody have?

Gluttony!

Why don't pastors speak on gluttony? What is the definition of gluttony?Is it a sin? Pastor Jim from Launchpoint church and Jack Scalfani discuss

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his arm has been getting progressively purple but it looks seriously bad in this one

it's purple, shiny, and bloated

Amputation saga when?

 

[Hapless Mailman]

This whole video was a clumsy operation from beginning to end. Jack's mediocrity is consistent. It's my comfort food.

his arm has been getting progressively purple but it looks seriously bad in this one

it's purple, shiny, and bloated

Yeah, genuinely looks horrendous, like a stuffed rubber kitchen glove.

 

[The Early 2000's]

Jack's editing skills are unmatched:

How long do you think he struggled with that box for?

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Jack confirmed cokehead

Lol even the camera is crooked. We are watching Jack fall apart in real time

 

[Stasi]

Oh my god is that Ethan Ralph's gunt

 

[Adamska]

Looks like Jack's got a video up. This one's about how to smoke food indoors (using a plastic tub? Is that safe?). If you want to watch Jack try to open a cardboard box with his stroke hand, then this vid's for you.

I kind of prefer Babish' way of doing it, where he uses little wood chips to do it in a multi foil set up for in home barbecue.

Also I see no reason to make your own smoker when you have like five of them like Fat Jack does. I guess Tammy told him that he couldn't get a sixth one and this was his spite attempt to get around it.

 

[Aaway]

I'm losing hope that he ever will catch it. As much posturing as he does about the uselessness of masks, he's still too much of a pussy/too lazy to go outside beyond the occasional trip out to stuf a whole rack of dry-ass ribs & burger slop into his greasy facehole.

But patience, as they say, is a virtue.

Speak for yourself, I have a respirator with particle filters. No one's infecting OR getting infected by me.

I'd like to think the coof would do him in almost immediately, but with our luck he probably would be an asymptomatic super-spreader. That said, even asymptomatic people have been having heart & lung problems, so Jack might be toast either way.

It's a little disheartening that even when he suffers the consequences of his actions (strokes, dead arm, alienated family, multiple foot surgeries), he never really suffers. He is going to be a spoiled boomer faggot until he drops dead, which may be sooner rather than later.

he never really suffers because the only thing he lives for is food

as long as he's got access to food and is able to eat as much of it as possible, he's happy

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Looks like Jack's got a video up. This one's about how to smoke food indoors (using a plastic tub? Is that safe?). If you want to watch Jack try to open a cardboard box with his stroke hand, then this vid's for you.

The stroke arm is so shiny, you can see the light playing off it as it flops around. It makes me very uncomfortable, I wish Jack would wear long sleeves in his videos.

 

[Aaway]

Jack's editing skills are unmatched:

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How long do you think he struggled with that box for?


Lol even the camera is crooked. We are watching Jack fall apart in real time

lol he was completely out of breath after opening that box

and yeah, his stroke arm always just dangling there creeps me out. i wish he'd put it in a sling at least

 

[The Early 2000's]

I, for one, don't mind Jack showing off his useless limb. I want to see how purple and shiny it gets before it falls off

 

[feral cat #6385]

The stroke arm is so shiny, you can see the light playing off it as it flops around. It makes me very uncomfortable, I wish Jack would wear long sleeves in his videos.

He should do what Bob Dole does and hold something in his dead hand to make it look less creepy and dead. Bob Dole always held a pen in his hand because he was a lawmaker and lawmakers write laws. Jack should hold a giant dildo in his dead hand because he is such a thin skinned faggot.