WWE Champions General - Despite his claims, DSP is still spending thousands of dollars on the WWE Champions mobile game

[Quantum Diabetes]

‘Just a forewarning,’ grinding up to level 5 looks like it's going to take about 5 hours, I don't think anyone has posted how much effort it takes to fuck with this innocent stranger whom people (used to?) call DSP

Already said earlier in this thread the gayness of this game is too dizzying for me to engage in any meaningful gameplay. I just cant.

 

[Iron Hamster]

He appears to have filed them under "microtransactions" and banked on Nancy not looking into what game those microtransactions actually went to. And he was rewarded for it.

So..........liecrotransactions?

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

Everyone's missing the most obvious name: JohnRamboFeet.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

FredFuchsSOK if it hasn't already been mentioned.

 

[A Witty Name]

IsaacHeimler would be my pick. It's the perfect mix of subtlety and being a blatant reference to one of DSP's more infamous moments (the blip.tv ban).

 

[grump]

You wouldn't think it would take a genius to determine that even for someone who plays video games for a living, claiming to spend $5000 a month on "expenses" might just be lying. You could look at the cost of a new game, realize he'd have to buy 20 games a week, and say "Hmmm." But then Nancy would have had to actually dig down into Phil's "records" and see what's legit, and it was easier to just say "approved" and not put the effort in.

Come to think of it, Nancy and Phil put about the same effort into the jobs. He got the perfect person to decide his case.

He actually claimed 10K/month on expenses on average according to documents.

 

[Wurstbrot]

In the deepest night of Tuesday Phil seems to have grinded quite a lot.

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But it's really not DarksydePhil!
This fleeing innocent guy has to be a genius troll who makes himself look like Phil on purpose! *sweats bullets*

 

[Prince Lotor]

In the deepest night of Tuesday Phil seems to have grinded quite a lot.


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But it's really not DarksydePhil!
This fleeing innocent guy has to be a genius troll who makes himself look like Phil on purpose! *sweats bullets*

I like the 2 hour gap for breakfast, the near 3 hour gap for lunch and the 1 hour gap for din-din, some quality time with his family right there. Otherwise he's logging in every 30 minutes.

 

[WWE Champion]

I installed this game yesterday for LSP to get to level 5 with a dsp related name but only obvious to detractors and dsp himself and I have to tell you, this game sucks harder than I expected. Absolutely boring, only dopamine release is getting stuff and upgrading badly animated wrestlers. I have never seen a game as aggressively advertising paid content and subscriptions as WWE Champions and of course, classic f2p trick, always showing you what you miss out. This is truely digital crack once you get hooked, since just playing the game is a 2/10 fun experience at max.

 

[Near]

These are some great name suggestions.
Personally, I recommend using Aluttapeepul. After all, that entity seems to always influence him the most, and it's always its fault when something goes wrong.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

I installed this game yesterday for LSP to get to level 5 with a dsp related name but only obvious to detractors and dsp himself and I have to tell you, this game sucks harder than I expected. Absolutely boring, only dopamine release is getting stuff and upgrading badly animated wrestlers. I have never seen a game as aggressively advertising paid content and subscriptions as WWE Champions and of course, classic f2p trick, always showing you what you miss out. This is truely digital crack once you get hooked, since just playing the game is a 2/10 fun experience at max.

That's the funniest and saddest part about Phil's crippling addiction to it: it's not even good. People have sunk ridiculous hours into games like Minecraft, WoW, and CounterStrike, and while we can argue all day as to which one of THOSE is the most pathetic to indulge so much in, there is no question that any of them are better than WWE Champions. Shit, character creation just by itself, in ACTUAL wrestling games even, is more entertaining than this most predatory of gacha games. And Phil is so hooked on it that he not only whales away even while filing for fucking bankruptcy, but while he knows damn good and well that his detractors are observing and documenting it.

The only reason this hasn't brought an end to him being a married man is the fact that his marriage is a sham.

 

[Satoi]

I installed this game yesterday for LSP to get to level 5 with a dsp related name but only obvious to detractors and dsp himself and I have to tell you, this game sucks harder than I expected. Absolutely boring, only dopamine release is getting stuff and upgrading badly animated wrestlers. I have never seen a game as aggressively advertising paid content and subscriptions as WWE Champions and of course, classic f2p trick, always showing you what you miss out. This is truely digital crack once you get hooked, since just playing the game is a 2/10 fun experience at max.

Yup, leave it to Phil to not even get hooked on a good game but this piece of shit instead. What can anyone really expect at this point?

 

[Autism Spectroscopy]

That's the curse of the DSP tractor. Phil gets himself into the shittiest situation yet, everyone becomes optimistic thinking that this'll be the thing that will finally get him, but then Phil strikes us down and shows us why he's called the Pigroach by just doing nothing while the situation somehow resolves itself in his favor.
We could read the news about Renton being the ground zero of a nuclear missile strike and yet, somehow, an hour later DSP will tweet "So my town just got nuked today lol" and use it as an excuse for a year long begathon.

Pigroach.. Pigroach never changes...

 

[Pepper Jack]

How has no one mentioned AckAckAck as a name yet? That is a #1 seed phrase for sure. You guys are slipping.

I also like PandaWas17

 

[WolverineGuy22]

The names are great, particularly PandaWas17. But as mentioned before, you must be level 5 to join a faction, and it is a grind reserved for real autists.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

How has no one mentioned AckAckAck as a name yet? That is a #1 seed phrase for sure. You guys are slipping.

I also like PandaWas17

Ahem. "AckAckAck" was one of my suggestions.

Also, been meaning to say this about the "Phil groomed a minor" thing: if Leanna's complaints about not getting any are to be believed, then he didn't "groom" her, at least not for what most people think of when they read/hear the word "grooming" in the context of an adult interacting with a minor in a suspicious-looking way. More like he groomed her to be his maid/mother, which, while pathetic and a bit gross, is a far cry from the "grooming" you're obviously implying.

Basically what I'm saying is that according to Leanna's own comments, if Chris Hansen had been a fly on the wall for their relationship, he wouldn't have found anything to call in the police over, so I think it's inappropriate to paint him as being that particular type of degenerate.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

Ahem. "AckAckAck" was one of my suggestions.

Also, been meaning to say this about the "Phil groomed a minor" thing: if Leanna's complaints about not getting any are to be believed, then he didn't "groom" her, at least not for what most people think of when they read/hear the word "grooming" in the context of an adult interacting with a minor in a suspicious-looking way. More like he groomed her to be his maid/mother, which, while pathetic and a bit gross, is a far cry from the "grooming" you're obviously implying.

Basically what I'm saying is that according to Leanna's own comments, if Chris Hansen had been a fly on the wall for their relationship, he wouldn't have found anything to call in the police over, so I think it's inappropriate to paint him as being that particular type of degenerate.

Please keep this thread to Champions updates only.

 

[Pepper Jack]

Ahem. "AckAckAck" was one of my suggestions.

Also, been meaning to say this about the "Phil groomed a minor" thing: if Leanna's complaints about not getting any are to be believed, then he didn't "groom" her, at least not for what most people think of when they read/hear the word "grooming" in the context of an adult interacting with a minor in a suspicious-looking way. More like he groomed her to be his maid/mother, which, while pathetic and a bit gross, is a far cry from the "grooming" you're obviously implying.

Basically what I'm saying is that according to Leanna's own comments, if Chris Hansen had been a fly on the wall for their relationship, he wouldn't have found anything to call in the police over, so I think it's inappropriate to paint him as being that particular type of degenerate.

Apologies for missing your post.

I personally believe that Phil did not groom Panda and that she was of legal age when they had sex for the first time. The name was just a suggestion as Phil gets really triggered when the whole Panda was a minor meme is brought up. It is a joke like all the other names that were mentioned and I am not implying any grooming was done. I recommend dialing back the autsim back a bit.

Let's get back to the thread.

 

[strandedcastaway]

He actually claimed 10K/month on expenses on average according to documents.

Some months he did. It was between $5000 and $10000. I assume some of those were legitimate, so I guessed $5000 for the "microtransactions"

 

[The Tractor]

Tried this game out quickly out of curiosity because of the roach and this thread and it is bad even by mobile game standards. His thoughts about oiled up half naked wrestlers must be beyond comprehension. Might not even be outright attraction, just a physique fetish.