Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,451 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,600
The FedEx store thing just shows he doesn't understand relationships. He seems to think poor Madeline was his friend and potential sex slave, when she was just being polite to him because that's what you do when you're in a customer service job and Russ mistook that for interest. But then, a reality TV star's assistant liked his post and he thought that meant she was legally obligated to go on a date with him, so we shouldn't be surprised.
This is far from something exclusive to Russell.

If I had a dollar for every time some creepy pervert tried to be overly inappropriate with me when I worked in retail, I could retire now. Of note is the 30 year old man who asked how old I was, asked when my birthday was, and then CAME BACK IN after my birthday when I was then freshly eighteen.

Frankly I'm surprised he hasn't displayed this kind of thing sooner, since it's much more run-of-the-mill than suing celebrities or prostitutes for dates.
 
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If I had a dollar for every time some creepy pervert tried to be overly inappropriate with me when I worked in retail, I could retire now.

I’d be set for life too! I recall a total creeper when I was 18, used to bring me expensive gifts all the time (I wouldn’t accept them), then on NYE I was so drunk I couldn’t stand, he tried to fight my mum because she wouldn’t let him take her drunk teen daughter home.
I’m glad Russell doesn’t drink or go to bars, with his NPD could you imagine him drunk and being rejected? It’d go from 1 to an episode of SVU in 0.5 seconds.
 
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I’d be set for life too! I recall a total creeper when I was 18, used to bring me expensive gifts all the time (I wouldn’t accept them), then on NYE I was so drunk I couldn’t stand, he tried to fight my mum because she wouldn’t let him take her drunk teen daughter home.
I’m glad Russell doesn’t drink or go to bars, with his NPD could you imagine him drunk and being rejected? It’d go from 1 to an episode of SVU in 0.5 seconds.
He'd buy a girl a drink, and then think she was legally obligated to fuck him and get very belligerent when told no.
 
Knowing all we do about Russ, I think we’d all agree this is 100% an accurate description of exactly what would happen.
Where I live, a lot of bars and clubs circulate a list of persons who've been banned, so they can try to head off trouble. I wonder if SLC has something like that.
 
Where I live, a lot of bars and clubs circulate a list of persons who've been banned, so they can try to head off trouble. I wonder if SLC has something like that.
Doesn’t Utah have draconian liquor laws where you need a “membership” to buy drinks? That would be enough to deter Russhole from his Shirley Temples.
 
I do wonder though if Russ can even distinguish bums from people; I suspect his sense of smell doesn't work, and he always thinks he looks better than everyone around him anyway so he might not actually be able to distinguish between normal clothes and bum clothes (to him, everyone not wearing a suit looks like trash). He obviously is too autistic to pick up on the behavioral cues too.

Russ himself looks like a bum. If you saw this greaseball walking around you'd probably assume he was a homeless retard of some sort.

I hope someone from this latest escapade googles Russ and finds the Farms because of it. He bothers so many people, if any of them or anyone connected decides to search the net about the goof, they will be stunned to find how crazy he is and the great misfortune they had in having to deal with this idiot IRL. Most, if not all, will be female of course!

She probably has enough to get a restraining order on this crazed freak.
 
Russ himself looks like a bum. If you saw this greaseball walking around you'd probably assume he was a homeless retard of some sort.



She probably has enough to get a restraining order on this crazed freak.
Getting hit with a restraining order would look just wonderful for his upcoming trial. Last I heard there was a pre-trial hearing on the 22nd. Dunno if that's still on.
 
Doesn’t Utah have draconian liquor laws where you need a “membership” to buy drinks? That would be enough to deter Russhole from his Shirley Temples.

It used to be like that, but I believe it has changed in the past few years. I could be wrong, because I don't drink anymore and haven't been to a local bar since I was in my early 20s. But I do seem to recall the drinking laws loosening somewhat. The beer you can get in groceries and convenience stores is still watered down and you still have to go to state-owned liquor stores for the hard stuff, and liquor stores aren't open on Sunday.
 
$15 an hour is not enough to have to deal with Russ.

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Also how the fuck is he going to FedEx so damned much? This is like the twentieth time he’s mentioned one. What is he mailing all the time?

He probably just likes going into print shops to loudly mention slurp about the important legal documents he needs printing, for his important case. As part of his paralegal work - he's basically a lawyer, you know. Anyway, gotta get back to the office. Yeah, did he mention he works in an office? :stares at Madeline:
 
Doesn’t Utah have draconian liquor laws where you need a “membership” to buy drinks? That would be enough to deter Russhole from his Shirley Temples.

Nah, it’s changed. The only weird thing is if they serve you a drink they won’t bring you another without picking up the first. To be fair, I’ve only had drinks in restaurants in SLC but they are like anywhere. Bars don’t have that membership thing anymore either, although they may have to serve food.

You can only get low alcohol beer and wine at a grocery store, but there are state liquor stores everywhere so it’s not hard to find one. I’ve even seen drive-through liquor stores, which I’ve never seen anywhere else.

SLC is a lot more cosmopolitan than one would expect, as long as you are downtown. Out in the places Russ lives, it’s probably different.
 
Nah, it’s changed. The only weird thing is if they serve you a drink they won’t bring you another without picking up the first. To be fair, I’ve only had drinks in restaurants in SLC but they are like anywhere. Bars don’t have that membership thing anymore either, although they may have to serve food.

You can only get low alcohol beer and wine at a grocery store, but there are state liquor stores everywhere so it’s not hard to find one. I’ve even seen drive-through liquor stores, which I’ve never seen anywhere else.

SLC is a lot more cosmopolitan than one would expect, as long as you are downtown. Out in the places Russ lives, it’s probably different.

Most of the bars are downtown, along State Street, and there are a few clubs on the east side by Holiday. The last time I had a drink anywhere in the state was at a club on the east side during a show my friend's band was putting on, and at that time you could only have so much alcohol per hour without also ordering food. There are quite a few mid and upscale restaurants who also have full bars, like Red Robin, Goodwood Barbecue, etc. Like I said earlier, my bar hoping days were in the early 2000s and I gave up drinking and drugs five years ago because I didn't want my wife and kids dealing with an addict in their lives.

I've seen drive-thru liquor stores in Texas when visiting my friend there. I think a few other states have them, mostly in the south and plains states. Can't remember seeing them in California. Might have.

Yeah, the State liquor stores are all over, at least in the Salt Lake Valley. Off the top of my head, I can think of the one in Draper at the Point of the Mountain across I-15 from the prison, the one in Riverton off of Bangerter Highway, the one in Sandy on 90th South, the one in Midvale on State Street, the one downtown on (I think) North Temple, the one in Kearns on 54th South, and I'm sure there are several others I'm forgetting. The most common complaint I hear from out-of-towners and people moving from other states is that the liquor stores aren't 24hrs, they're closed on Sundays, and the beer you can buy in stores is watered down and you can only buy it during certain hours. My response to them is plan ahead instead of acting like an entitled twat who shouldn't ever be inconvenienced in their acquisition of booze. Want to spend the weekend boozing it up? Then plan ahead and buy your liquor during business hours. It's really not difficult.
 
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