The Last of Us Franchise - Because it's apparently a franchise now. This thread has been double-DMCA’d by Sony Interactive Entertainment.

All this horror and I realized I also completely fucking failed to notice the Streamable link, which is half a minute long and then just black screen afterwards for some godforsaken reason. https://streamable.com/8oh128#
And, for archival's sake, a direct upload too. Brace for Peak Female Physique, gents.
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THIS is considered inappropriate for Western audiences, but THAT is fine?

Okay Sony.
 
And, for archival's sake, a direct upload too. Brace for Peak Female Physique, gents.

Astounding. Literally everything about that sex scene was almost precision-engineered to be unappealing in every way. Abby's bizarre proportions, flatter than a fucking female bodybuilder, are grotesquely put on display. They go right into ass-slapping doggystyle sex with no foreplay, no gentle easing into it. It looks more painful than pleasant.

This scene literally looks like it was designed by a committee determined to make it the most explicit and yet the least pornographic they could. I have seen two cans of beans in a grocery store aisle slip off the shelf and fall on each other more sexily than this.

and is that the fucking druckmann self-insert lmfao

Oh my god. He really does think he's the Vincent Gallo of gaming, doesn't he?
 
So if this ending is the real ending wouldn't that mean that Abby might slowly turn into one of those plant zombies? Ffs she bit two fingers of. That has got to make her infected. Then again I somehow wonder how ellie can have relationsships when she still carries the plant Virus within her.

But on a bright side: if any game Journalist cries "Violent Video games bad!" I will Point to this "master piece" and say "but you mde this the GOTY. So suck it up and take it up the ass like Abby.
 
I just realized:
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it took Abby getting crucified by a religious cult to actually develop feminine features.
I dunno about that. She still looks like a dude to me. And is that...armpit hair? So I guess in post apocalyptic america you can afford to become trans but basic shaving for broads is out of the question.
 
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THIS is considered inappropriate for Western audiences, but THAT is fine?

Okay Sony.

One is a "mature" take on sex found in pay per view while the other is just trying to push limit of what is acceptable without actually being sex. What is going to fly according to the maniacs at Sony.

Remember Life is Strange.
 
What a sad and pathetically low thing to aspire to.

TLoU2 is pretentious Cannes art film shit in video game form. The first one had strains of that, here and there, but TLoU2 dials it up to the next level. Druckmann clearly thinks he's a "fine artiste".

The problem is that this game has a budget in the area of a hundred million dollars. Who would deliberately take a risk going for niche appeal with so much on the line? I could see an indie game made in someone's basement for under a hundred grand in labor foisting a story and visuals like this on us, but not something with half the budget of the most expensive blockbusters ever made.
 
Anon on /v/ plays Master Of Puppets with a taped together ring and pinky finger just to dab on Druckmann. I forsee a whole new era of shitposting brought about by TLOU2
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Imagine a guitar being the only thing of value you have in a post-apocalyptic world
Then imagine a string breaking after 4 months of regular play
Then imagine finding a replacement string :story:
 
They're too lazy to model characters under a blanket. In fact almost all studios are, the only game to date to model someone under a blanket to date is Deadly Premonition.
nah man its easy to do with marvelous designer, hell even blender has a cloth brush now. Probably more to do with characters in bed don't make very good stories.
 
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