Goodbye Volcano High - "The Future of Gaming", The Parody Game of the Beloved Snoot Game Franchise

[damian]

 

[King Ghidorah]

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Tried my hand at another edit/redraw, just to see what the MC would look like with some more human features... those noses are really really bad. :/

I dislike both for different reasons

I've never seen a "branching narrative game" that actually feels like you can control how a game ends and it still feels "right". I get the feeling that you won't be able to have Fang live a heteronormative life without the game telling you you're a shithead for doing so. Telltale Games only have the illusion of choice, and even Katawa Shoujo, which is well-loved in certain circles, has you fall off a roof if you don't spend time with any of the girls on the first day.

In my opinion the games that did "your choices matter" are the classic fallout games (1,2, and new vegas) with the ending slide system where you actually are thoroughly explained the effects of your choices throughout the game and even get to see them firsthand as well sometimes

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

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TLOU2 will only be remembered positively for this meme and nothing else.

 

[madethistocomment]

Oh good Lord, I'm lurking in the discord and it's both a prime place for laughs as well as confusion.

One of the mods describes their sexual orientation as "Pansexual lesbian aroace" and I'm like 99% sure they're just a creepy dude as they've mentioned their "troublesome facial hair" This same mod scolded one member for calling a character "waifu" and prattled on about how that's problematic and objectifying.

They keep talking about trolls but from what I've seen there hasn't been any. Also we got name dropped, thought you guys might like to hear that.

Also the one pink guy dinosaur with the feathery tail (the best designed out of the bunch) is named Reed. Nothing else has been said about him. Also the game has been described by the mods as an adventure game, but then they talked about how it's very focused on talking to others and building relationships. Doesn't sound very adventurous, if you ask me.

 

[Penultimo]

Oh good Lord, I'm lurking in the discord and it's both a prime place for laughs as well as confusion.

One of the mods describes their sexual orientation as "Pansexual lesbian aroace" and I'm like 99% sure they're just a creepy dude as they've mentioned their "troublesome facial hair" This same mod scolded one member for calling a character "waifu" and prattled on about how that's problematic and objectifying.

They keep talking about trolls but from what I've seen there hasn't been any. Also we got name dropped, thought you guys might like to hear that.

Also the one pink guy dinosaur with the feathery tail (the best designed out of the bunch) is named Reed. Nothing else has been said about him. Also the game has been described by the mods as an adventure game, but then they talked about how it's very focused on talking to others and building relationships. Doesn't sound very adventurous, if you ask me.

Aroace? what is that supposed to mean, aromantic?

 

[madethistocomment]

Aroace? what is that supposed to mean, aromantic?

Aromantic, asexual. Aka someone who isn't attracted to anyone, romantically or sexually. How this guy is that while also being a pansexual lesbian is fucking beyond my comprehension.

 

[Bread Fetishist]

Aromantic, asexual. Aka someone who isn't attracted to anyone, romantically or sexually. How this guy is that while also being a pansexual lesbian is fucking beyond my comprehension.

At this point, these labels are nothing more than buzzwords.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

This entire discord is a doxer's paradise.

YuriMother, known as Holy Mother of Yuri, yurimother.com, isn't yuri...
yup, she(press X) devoted her life and built an identity around little girl lesbian hentai or whatever that is.

This is her twitter:

She wants a She-Ra movie and they should be lesbians.


Promoting the dinosaur game and TLOU2.


Right above that she promotes this


There's also this.


Oh, it's lesbians in college and that makes it unusual. If college is an unusual setting and unusual age for the characters, where do these stories normally take place? In the workplace?

Naturally she's got a boner for the high-school volcano dating game now. What's the feminine form of "coomer"?

 

[The tired cat]

Aromantic, asexual. Aka someone who isn't attracted to anyone, romantically or sexually. How this guy is that while also being a pansexual lesbian is fucking beyond my comprehension.

Ye, I cannot wrap my brain around this. I'm a aromantic and asexual bastard, so you cannot suddenly say "Oh, I'm also this and this" fucking hell mofo...Enough labels! You aren't a fucking couch at an Ikea store!

 

[UnclePhil]

When gross kinks are in the launch lineup of a major console release, that is when we need to step back and take a serious look at ourselves.

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

What era is it ending?

The era of non faggy games

 

[WhoCaresAboutUsernames]

What's the feminine form of "coomer"?

squooter

 

[The_MmmBop_Gang]

YuriMother, known as Holy Mother of Yuri, yurimother.com, isn't yuri...
yup, she(press X) devoted her life and built an identity around little girl lesbian hentai or whatever that is.

This is her twitter:

She wants a She-Ra movie and they should be lesbians.
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Promoting the dinosaur game and TLOU2.
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Right above that she promotes this
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There's also this.
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Oh, it's lesbians in college and that makes it unusual. If college is an unusual setting and unusual age for the characters, where do these stories normally take place? In the workplace?

Naturally she's got a boner for the high-school volcano dating game now. What's the feminine form of "coomer"?

Sqwoomer?

Edit: beaten to the punch

 

[madethistocomment]

God, there's so many furries in the discord. So many. I mean in hindsight it's kind of expected, but the furries distinctly outnumber non-furries and the art channel is being spammed with fursona fanart.

 

[The tired cat]

God, there's so many furries in the discord. So many. I mean in hindsight it's kind of expected, but the furries distinctly outnumber non-furries and the art channel is being spammed with fursona fanart.

Sounds like a typical furry discord chanell, so what else is new?

 

[Beast Machines Megatron]

God, there's so many furries in the discord. So many. I mean in hindsight it's kind of expected, but the furries distinctly outnumber non-furries and the art channel is being spammed with fursona fanart.

They're probably spamming the art channel with Fursona art with the hopes the game devs will see it and write their Fursonas into the game.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Ye, I cannot wrap my brain around this. I'm a aromantic and asexual bastard, so you cannot suddenly say "Oh, I'm also this and this" fucking hell mofo...Enough labels! You aren't a fucking couch at an Ikea store!

"Aroace" is what you call yourself when you don't have the dignity to admit you're an incel or volcel.

 

[The tired cat]

"Aroace" is what you call yourself when you don't have the dignity to admit you're an incel or volcel.

Wait, I thought incels were more about yelling how bitches owe them sex and how they should get GFs because how awesome/nice they are.

 

[Kulee Baba]

When gross kinks are in the launch lineup of a major console release, that is when we need to step back and take a serious look at ourselves.

Read your whole post in Carl's voice.

Furry porn games in your billion dollar keynote. It don't matter.

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

Game sucks, but Fang a cute