The Last of Us Franchise - Because it's apparently a franchise now. This thread has been double-DMCA’d by Sony Interactive Entertainment.

[Rakdos92]

I wonder how long before someone figures out how to swap the Joel and Abby models and makes that scene better than it was.

Fixed that for you. Fuck Abbey. Fuck her soldiers. Kill ever Firefly and then defile their corpses for good measure.

Oy gevalt.

NOT Le Happy Merchant Song

This is definitely NOT a song about a happy merchant. There is no reason at all to shut it down.

www.youtube.com

 

[Rupin]

I wonder how long before someone figures out how to swap the Joel and Abby models and makes that scene even worse than it already is.

only if it’s Joel after he took the ass beating.

 

[Rich Evans Apologist]

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if it's Femshep style laziness rather then Troon pandering.

For those who don't know originally in Mass Effect Femshep didn't have her own unique rig she used MaleShep's. This resulted in her moving like a gorilla.

That'd be motion and animation. This is a model that they've made - idk, do other characters use that model? It's all in the proportions where it's wrong, even before the thing moves.

I haven't had the stomach to watch any of the motion sequences to see if she has male posture to boot. I mean, with shoulders like that, I can't imagine it at all resembles how the female body moves - but it'd be for sure really funny to see that thing do a laydee walk.

 

[DumbDude42]

Dinner is served.

pretty good stuff, show this to doubters to show them that trannyism is absolutely deranged insanity

 

[CheezzyMach]

That'd be motion and animation. This is a model that they've made - idk, do other characters use that model? It's all in the proportions where it's wrong, even before the thing moves.

I haven't had the stomach to watch any of the motion sequences to see if she has male posture to boot. I mean, with shoulders like that, I can't imagine it at all resembles how the female body moves - but it'd be for sure really funny to see that thing do a laydee walk.

That's fair.

In regards to this I want it to fail I mean DaiKatana level of fail. I want this to be a tactical nuke to wokeness and audience baiting in vidya.

Since God is a giant asshole I'll probably be denied.

 

[MeltyTW]

You know, the much derided dev LITERALLY fucking each and every fan boy/ girl / abby thing up the ass and spitting them for 60 bucks is just golden. its just such the perfect beat stick for brainwashed shills and they dont have answer for it, there is no answer for it, its the smoking gun. itd be like trying to call someone a cuck because they mocked you for asking black men to gang bang your partner, or even just defending yourself from that. they know its pathetic, bystanders forced into silence or in denial know its pathetic.

 

[BlueCandle]

Is this game gonna basically be the final nail in the coffin for the genre of sad dad interactive movies? Or will GoW2 resurrect it?

 

[Diabolical diabetic]

Turns out Abby isn't commiting Joelcide across America, she knew Joel lived in jackson and was beelining the town with her group to kill him, how she knows hasn't been explained so far

 

[Stasi]

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ahahahhahhhhaa

They missed the secret pre-order bonus exclusive, a 10" dragon dildo so you can get penetrated like the in game character to increase immersion.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

That's fair.

In regards to this I want it to fail I mean DaiKatana level of fail. I want this to be a tactical nuke to wokeness and audience baiting in vidya.

Since God is a giant asshole I'll probably be denied.

Sony has carried out too much payola for this to go all Daikatana on everyone.

Besides, Neil Druckmann has already made you his bitch:

 

[Professional Meanie]

I love the memes this game has spawned bros...

 

[A Grey Cat]

You know it's almost funny how when last of Us was first released I remember my friends saying its biggest problem was it was a second rate ripoff of the telltale walking dead game. Right on down to having a young girl turn out to be the true protagonist and not the person you start the game as.


As bad as twd got in all its incarnations sans maybe the comic. They never sunk as low as TLOU has.

 

[Quixotic Man]

I know this was already posted, but here is the ending with a slightly less annoying watermark.

Spoiler: Ending

 

[kiwirevolving]

I live in a shithole of a country and even here they're advertising the game hard on TV (that really never happens), news websites, etc

They're really trying to get normies to buy this game who don't follow gaming news much

 

[FuckedUp]

I'm over 90 pages behind, but am I the only one who remembers that when TLOU came out in 2013, it was heralded as a refreshingly "realistic" game where there's no hope for a better future?

 

[Pargon]

As bad as twd got in all its incarnations sans maybe the comic. They never sunk as low as TLOU has.

Likely because Telltale was killed before they could manage it, a fate Naughty Dog ought to share with them.

There's an Old Yeller joke in there and I can't tell if it's too obvious or I'm just too tired.

 

[Notgoodwithusernames]

Holy shit holy godamn fucking shit wow just wow this makes Joel in one look well written by comparison

 

[Gangster Talk]

I never realized I would miss the days of the "Hot Coffee" scandal when explicit polygon sex would cause a national emergency and be immediately stamped out by politicians.

I'm so sorry Hillary Clinton, you were right, this is disgusting.

 

[Spedestrian]

This one goes out to all the young men for whom this shitty game will be the first time they see some titty. I'm sorry my sons, we have failed you:

Spoiler: NFSW obviously

 

[CheezzyMach]

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pretty good stuff, show this to doubters to show them that trannyism is absolutely deranged insanity

As if we needed any other proof that transgenderism has become nothing but a fashion trend for spoiled trust fund brats.

Now you don't have to have any dysphoria or even use pronouns or dress like the opposite sex. Just say "I'm Trans" and you're good. This is fucking comedy and the LGBT still won't see they've been reduced to accessories * I believe the term is Purse Puppies? * for these brats.