The Last of Us Franchise - Because it's apparently a franchise now. This thread has been double-DMCA’d by Sony Interactive Entertainment.

[Ruin]

Mass Effect 3 was also mostly good for about 65% of the game. This on the other hand looks bad right from the opening hours.

 

[Marissa Moira]

I'm going to be mad if this whole absurdity isn't going to be an even bigger shitshow than Mass Effect 3.
Seriously, even THAT game had some good parts in it, but with tLoU 2 i honestly can't think of even one sigle positive thing about it.

Mass Effect also had two really good installments before the shit show. The expectations were higher.

I dunno about this.

 

[tamago]

This explains everything.

 

[timewave0]

All this horror and I realized I also completely fucking failed to notice the Streamable link, which is half a minute long and then just black screen afterwards for some godforsaken reason. https://streamable.com/8oh128#
And, for archival's sake, a direct upload too. Brace for Peak Female Physique, gents.
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Holy shit, this is the worst thing I’ve ever seen in a video game. I think I would have been better off never witnessing Cuckmann’s self insert fuck a jacked tranny. Though this does at least explain why the games media has been having a record-breaking circlejerk over this game.

Uninspired gameplay, not an enjoyable experience. Best game ever; 11/10, add this title to Schindler’s shopping list.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

There's already a theory that he's dead and Ellie's hallucinating.

 

[Slowpoke Sonic]

Wouldn't be surprised if ((they)) confirmed the character to be trans otherwise we'd be screaming in both political sides.

 

[Slimy Time]

You can see them in mirrors and shieeeet. I'm not kidding. That was CDPR's response.

TBH, looking at Skyrim and Fallout, do you really want to see that model running around interacting with the environment? It would look like shit. Also think you can see yourself in the menu. They better have cutscenes where you appear in whatever attire you dressed your character in, else all that character editing and changing dick size is is pointless.

 

[Slowpoke Sonic]

TBH, looking at Skyrim and Fallout, do you really want to see that model running around interacting with the environment? It would look like shit. Also think you can see yourself in the menu. They better have cutscenes where you appear in whatever attire you dressed your character in, else all that character editing and changing dick size is is pointless.

They should fix the models so that it would look like a shitty 3DCG porn game version of The Last of Us.

 

[Marissa Moira]

TBH, looking at Skyrim and Fallout, do you really want to see that model running around interacting with the environment? It would look like shit. Also think you can see yourself in the menu. They better have cutscenes where you appear in whatever attire you dressed your character in, else all that character editing and changing dick size is is pointless.

Yes but they included enough options so you can make Xavier Renegade Angel in Cyberpunk.

You can see him perfectly in your 3rd eye.

 

[Judge Holden]

Ok I just asked Moviebob about this on twitter and he says hes gonna have a review up for the game in the next few days, but first he has to finish his celebratory "NEW PRODUCT" meal

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Hmmm, I think chums that there may be some potential in this hybrid template for more metaphorical maymes
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Oh god, crossing the memes really?

Already making the rounds

https://twitter.com/the_Diwi/status/1273684120179290113

 

[Mammamia in Naziland]

Man, for wanting desperately to be a new pinnacle of wokeness this game plays the most offensive stereotypes completely straight:

The Jew
She is ugly, swarthy, smelly (per Ellie's own admission), greasy and beak-nosed. She's a bisexual and slutty degenerate that in her first scene flirts indiscriminately with half the community as a fuck you to her former boyfriend and proceed to kiss in plain sight his best friend as a further fuck you.
In pure treacherous Jewish fashion, she then proceeds to betray Ellie too, fleeing with the mutt baby.
Even more relevant to the Jewish stereotype, she cannot but lament how the world persecutes and hates her race to score pity points with Ellie. Muh Holocaust.

The Asians
Two speaking Asian roles up to now, both irredimably less manly than 'conventional' standards, demi-men at best and degenerates at worst. One is a double cuck, betrayed by his girlfriend and best friend alike, who dies like a cuck for cheap shock value.
The other is a tranny who looks like a prepubescent kid and is repeatedly portrayed in a feminine-coded fashion: xe stops Abby from killing the two lesbians with the usual "the woman is the voice of reason" schtick, then in the final sequence is the classical damsel in distress lying unconscious just there.

The AGP Tranny
No way that Abby is a trans, let's be real, although that's the way everyone will perceive the character now, and the game does nothing to dispel this idea.
Because of this, it aligns perfectly with the TERF's stereotype and, let's be honest, majority of self-proclaimed transwomen of this day and age: a monstrosity out of the uncanny valley, with barely feminine body parts bolted gracelessly on a manly body, and maybe a schlong.
Even worse, Abby not only does not display any conventional feminine trait like compassion, empathy, agreableness, on the contrary, she's the perfect representation of 'toxic masculinity': verbally and physically aggressive, treats sex as an animalistic urge completely separated from feelings, takes advantage of a drunken partner who cannot consent, is selfish, cruel, out to kill pregnant women, ethnic minorities and LGBTQAA+ members and allies, and the list goes on.
The very fact that Abby will largely be perceived as a biological man will cause her portraits to be not a bold subversion of the tropes associated with female characters, but an unironical display of the worst a white man can offer.

This game is a fractal of fuckery, the more closely one looks at it, the more the game just shows its utter ugliness and contempt for the player.

 

[Shield Breaker]

TBH, looking at Skyrim and Fallout, do you really want to see that model running around interacting with the environment? It would look like shit. Also think you can see yourself in the menu. They better have cutscenes where you appear in whatever attire you dressed your character in, else all that character editing and changing dick size is is pointless.

I played Skyrim and New Vegas in third person.

 

[Judge Holden]

Already making the rounds

https://twitter.com/the_Diwi/status/1273684120179290113

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Let my plague spread unto the ends of the earth and the darkest depths of the internet

 

[Marissa Moira]

I played Skyrim and New Vegas in third person.

I bet you also put mayonnaise on your burger

 

[Shield Breaker]

I bet you also put mayonnaise on your burger

No, but First person perspective in games make me sick to my stomach for some reason.

 

[ExciteDyke]

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Apparently Abby is not trans according to FlopFAQs

I'm so confused lol

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

This probably won't be up for very long.

 

[Carpenter Trout]

has this scene been posted yet?
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