Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

[I'm With Chris]

In case you just joined in, the story so far is:

The prophecy was for Brad Watson to spread the revealed information of the 7 seals to every person on Earth.
In 2011, he started his website to spread the word.
As of mid 2014, there were several hundred topics and over 1000 posts on his website. All by Brad Watson.
Nobody was listening.

Then he found us.
He acted like a spambot for his website.
He acted like a confrontational dick to everyone.
He sentenced nearly everyone to a reincarnation variant of hell.
But we were the only ones listening to him.

Then he was banned; where he languished, unable to communicate with anyone.

He was released from that ban. And returned to the farm in full force.
He's still acting a judgmental dick but seems to be warming up a little.
He makes the occasional joke and even gives the odd compliment.
He continues to spam his website.

We are still the only people who listen to him.
We are the people in the prophecy whom he is to teach the knowledge of the 7 seals.
We are his people, his disciples.
We are his hell, until he reincarnates.

He is unaware of how much time is left in his sentence.
He is unaware of how many verifiable good deeds he must do in order to escape.
But he is beginning to understand the irony of his situation, however slow and painfully.
His awareness of the real situation is completely upside down and inside out.

And now, back to the show

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

@Brad Watson_Miami you need to be careful about sentencing people here to lengthy terms of non-human reincarnation. There's a whole lot of deviants called "Furries" on these boards who would be thrilled to spend years as an animal..

 

[voiceguy]

Boy, you doze off for a few hours and you miss all the fun.

autism420,

91317914520111914725021187211411441920931191479204023142502118

Translates to "Imagine taking your gun and sticking it down your..." Hey,Moderators, that kind of sounds like a threat to me.

Adamska,

I was Leonardo Fibonacci in a previous life: 1,1,2,3,5,8,13,21,34,55,89...
1.816

Is there anybody this guy hasn't claimed to be?

Null,

Yes. (A) What is one's impact on Mother Earth? (B) What is one's impact on other people? (C) What is one's impact on animals? This last one my girlfriend (and her Mother) and I constantly argue on. She is a vegan and I AM a meat eater.

So far you've failed on two out of three of those, Brad. What has your impact on Mother Earth been? (Isn't Mother Earth Druidic? Are you a Druid, Brad?)

dollarpennypincher,

Actually, we are judged by GOD every day. For the record...

Do you believe in GOD?
Jesus son of Joseph was God-incarnate?
The Christ returns to "judge everyone according74 to their actions" (Rev 22:12)?

Same shit, different day. By the way, Brad, if God is the One Who judges us, then what the hell gives you the right to pass out all of these judgements? God would not allow anyone claiming to be His mouthpiece that kind of authority. Even Jesus didn't pass judgement on people, he simply warned that they would be judged in Heaven.

Zim,

If you really are leaving never to post here again, that will be proof that GOD exists! And if you do post again, that will be proof of you being a liar.

Way to go, Brad! Set it up so whatever he does you'll be right.

Can someone organize all these Judgments and copy them to the correct thread on http://7seals.yuku.com ? It's important for GOD to keep GOOD records.

God keeps His records in Heaven, not on some demented jerk's blog site.

Have you noticed he has not responded to any of my posts that point out his failings? I cite that as "scientific*" proof that I am right and he is a liar.

*I am using that word facetiously.

 

[Picklechu]

Can someone organize all these Judgments and copy them to the correct thread on http://7seals.yuku.com ? It's important for GOD to keep GOOD records.

Can't you just will it to do itself?

Also, do you even remember all of the "judgments" that you've handed out? Has anyone ever gotten a "Pass A?" Have you ever issued a judgment to someone in real life instead of over the internet, and if so, is there a video of it?

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@Brad Watson_Miami you need to be careful about sentencing people here to lengthy terms of non-human reincarnation. There's a whole lot of deviants called "Furries" on these boards who would be thrilled to spend years as an animal..

And they will be reincarnated as animals. That way, they can contribute to GOD and the Greater GOOD instead of harming Mother Earth and humanity. If you think about this, it makes alot of sense.

 

[Maruukat]

Maruukat,

Today is your Judgment Day: you FAIL.

Sentence: Very bad luck, 174 years reincarnated as non-human, 17.4 years non-commutable. When you return as human it will be under very hellish circumstances.

Wow! I present facts about the Freemasons and I get judged! Man, J.C. really picked a nice guy to be his successor.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

@Brad Watson_Miami who has Aleister Crowley reincarnated as? Do angels ever cut themselves shaving?

 

[Chan the Wizard]

@Brad Watson_Miami based on numerology can God microwave a burrito so hot that even God Himself cannot eat it?

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

And they will be reincarnated as animals. That way, they can contribute to GOD and the Greater GOOD instead of harming Mother Earth and humanity. If you think about this, it makes alot of sense.

But you're punishing them by giving them what they want, furries want to be reincarnated as animals. That's like punishing @Sanic by having him smoke an ounce of weed all at once or reincarnating Ahuviya into a mexican woman

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

@Brad Watson_Miami based on numerology can God microwave a burrito so hot that even God Himself cannot eat it?

How do you think he created the "big bang"?

 

[voiceguy]

autism420,

91317914520111914725021187211411441920931191479204023142502118

Brad, you'll be pleased to know I alerted the Moderators with the translation of this threat you posted.

 

[Bork Laser]

Brad any word if your still gonna do a livestream for us since your back. It's been awhile since us kiwis have taken apart of a live q and a

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

voiceguy,

You are a compulsive liar. It's autism420 who is pointing a gun at me with his avatar and your avatar shows you with a sword. That can be construed as a threat. I AM just beating a BIG Chinese Lion drum in my avatar.

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Had you even heard of gematria(8,74) before you encountered me here? You've become quite good at it.

You asked me for a source for the circle O = 15 or zero and I wasn't home at the time47. I thought it was in The Secret Science of Numerology - The Hidden Meaning of Numbers and Letters by Shirley Blackwell Lawrence Msc.D, New Page Books, 2001 but I was wrong... Here it is, it's in The English Cabalah Volume 1 - The Mysteries of Pi by William Eisen, DeVorss & Co., 1980 p. 89...

"...which is revealed in the number 0704. The revelation comes when it is transliterated into the phrase "O GOD". The word O, in the sense that it is used here, is an interjection which when placed before a name in direct address lends earnest to an appeal. Therefore the true meaning of this arc-segment, which is the Natural number or the name of something, is in effect an earnest appeal to God... 7040...GOD O."

p. 296, "'Just' is 70 which is read as GO."

p. 25, "About the only other difficulty the student will run into is in differentiating the letter O (oh) from the digit 0 (zero). Since they both have the same symbol, the situation can be quite confusing at times. For instance, Let us take the two numbers 7,154 and 704. Both of these numbers spell out the word GOD. Both are correct in this respect."

I pray this clears up the O = 15 or zero issue for you.

I read the entire Bible in Sunday School which excellent teachers when I was 6 and 7. I noticed the #7 everywhere! It's was perhaps in the 4th grade, when I first was taught Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address (which I immediately memorized and recited in class) and how its "4 score & 7 years ago" referred back to 7/4/1776 that I realized that GOD=7_4, 7/4=July 4th. I didn't think that was by accident! I AM always surprised when someone makes a BIG deal about O = 15 or zero; it seems so 4th grade to me.

Bork Laser,

I would do a livestream for whoever wants to view it; it wouldn't be only for kiwifarms.net members.

 

[CatParty]

Bork Laser,

I would do a livestream for whoever wants to view it; it wouldn't be only for kiwifarms.net members.

Count me in!
Do you want us to promote it?

 

[AP 297]

Bork Laser,

I would do a livestream for whoever wants to view it; it wouldn't be only for kiwifarms.net members.

That would be a good thing. We should not hoard yo to ourselves. You are a treasure the whole world should enjoy.

 

[SpessCaptain]

voiceguy,

You are a compulsive liar. It's autism420 who is pointing a gun at me with his avatar and your avatar shows you with a sword. That can be construed as a threat. I AM just beating a BIG Chinese Lion drum in my avatar.

My avatar is sitting in a seat, does it mean I want you to sit on my lap?

We choose our avatars to make us unique, we may choose them because they are cool looking or apart of our identity. We're not doing these actions.

Oh! I can do a livestream!

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

Chan the Lizard,

A microwaved burrito doesn't sound like it would be GOOD, therefore, GOD wouldn't want it.

 

[LegoTugboat]

Brad, what's God's view on dividing by zero?

 

[AP 297]

Chan the Lizard,

A microwaved burrito doesn't sound like it would be GOOD, therefore, GOD wouldn't want it.

God has a sense of taste. It is very obvious. I would not eat a microwaved burrito and so I really would not want God to subject himself to that either.

 

[Gagamaru]

my avatar is jesus