The Last of Us Franchise - Because it's apparently a franchise now. This thread has been double-DMCA’d by Sony Interactive Entertainment.

[derpherp2]

Well, now we understand why Sony tried to gag Druckmann when he was going all NOT ENTERTAINMENT.

He actually was spoiling the game.

But the sex scene was entertaining, it's the equivalent of a 5 year old kid trying to make a porno - and just as disturbing.

There's literally no narrative reason for it and it heavily contradicts the plot of the entire game. The only and I mean only reason for Ellie letting Abby live is Druckman is delusional enough to think Sony will let him make a TLOU3 starring Abby.

For the people not willing to give a shit, the Aesop of the game is "cycle of violence" and Druckkkkkkkmannnnn's absolutely new and totally not generic take is that you have to break the cycle.

After perpetuating countless cycles of revenge by killing more people in the course of going in front of your own personal one and saying "I won't continue you" and avoiding killing a troon that killed someone you cared for.
For some fucking reason.
Instead of, yaknow, just yeeting. Joel's not really your dad anyways.
And it's not like you liked him that much anyways.
Oh yeah, that's also spoilers.

 

[Belvedere]

Fatwas have been issued for lesser transgressions than this horrifying level of heresy.

I'm so fucking done with the utterly pozzed agitprop trash that is modern gaming, Sony, Naughty Dog and Neil Druckmann can go motioncap fuck themselves.

 

[Dom Cruise]

Games will never be art. If you disagree, I offer now as the time for you to bring that up.

Silent Hill 2.

I feel legitimately terrible for Laura Bailey. She used to voice Lucina from Fire Emblem (aka the canon Boss from Saints Row 3 and 4 as far as I'm concerned) and now has to do mocap for gay tranny sex for some soy-filled pervert to jack off to. What a journey.

I feel bad for her, she's a good actress and deserves way better roles than this crap.

 

[You're a Big Guy]

this sums that.
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How the fuck would killing a murderer get her nowhere? Revenge is great.

 

[That Chris Guy]

Saw this earlier, died laughing

Reminds me of this:

 

[Carpenter Trout]

Still the best review of the game yet.

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based italian copycat of ign

There's no way actually playing this piece of shit can be remotely as funny as mocking it. I suppose if you get it to make memes out of it.

It's a game like Ace Combat Assault Horizon or Ridge Racer Unbounded.
You only own it for the memes and because a friend has gifted it to you.

 

[johnny5150]

How the fuck would killing a murderer get her nowhere? Revenge is great.

the plot of the last of us 2 was revenge but that count for the ending.

 

[Cod of War]

How the fuck would killing a murderer get her nowhere? Revenge is great.

Yep, she should ask Abs. She knows.

 

[Dom Cruise]

I'm so fucking done with the utterly pozzed agitprop trash that is modern gaming, Sony, Naughty Dog and Neil Druckmann can go motioncap fuck themselves.

You should clarify western games though, we'll always have Japanese games.

Something like Sekiro is a light in the darkness.

 

[SuiSui1]

She was crucified and most likely starved by some cult. The fact that her and Lev survive that shit is dumb.

That's not crucifixion, that's being strung up, getting crucified involves nails and a long slow, death.

Talking about ME3 and revenge, I liked that time when Shepard killed Kai Lang.

Laura (Abby) and Ashley (Ellie) are both on Critical Role, I feel that show cases their abilities.

 

[PoisonedBun]

I’m only disappointed in the lack of QTEs during the tranny butt sex.
And yes, Abby is a tranny until they come out and say they intended for her to be a cis woman. Not “a woman .”

No no, you got it wrong. What they need to say is 'Abby's not transgender, she's a woman' for maximum ire.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laura_Bailey_(voice_actress)

Shin Chan!
Edit: I'm more than a little weirded out that the same person who voiced a cartoon little boy also voiced Lust from Fullmetal Alchemist.

 

[Sekirodiealot]

Abby makes micah bell and kamoshida look like choir boys by comparison. What is there to redeem for this character? At this point i don't care if she's trans because she's just a terrible, terible character and person and I'm meant to pity her?! I find it hard to believe that joel would be dumb enough to willingly walk in on an ambush.
Neil neutering my favorite character just to shill for his self-insert. Jesus...

 

[Nuclear Disaster]

I’m hearing that the gay sex scene was directly copied from brokeback mountain, is this true?

 

[Slamerella]

I feel legitimately terrible for Laura Bailey. She used to voice Lucina from Fire Emblem (aka the canon Boss from Saints Row 3 and 4 as far as I'm concerned) and now has to do mocap for gay tranny sex for some soy-filled pervert to jack off to. What a journey.

Earlier I was gonna make a joke about how her lines as Abby sounded phoned in, and that I nearly mistook her for Connor Kelly Eiding, who voices a few Fire Emblem characters.... terribly.

But all I can really say is I feel very bad for Bailey. Especially after having a child and marrying Travis Willingham who does not provide any voices for Joel at all, nope no sirree. i did not confuse him and Troy.. And the reason why she doesn't voice who she usually voiced, such as Kid Trunks and Lucina (now reprised by her understudy, Alexis Tipton) is because Nintendo and Funimation don't work with AAA Voice Actors anymore due to them unionizing. Hope this shit makes them reconsider being in a union.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Minecraft and Half Life 1. When a games an interactive movie its not art but when a game is being a game its art

Though I do believe that cinematic storytelling has worked wonderfully in some games, I do think that the “games are art” crowd often get caught up in the idea that occasionally pushing a button during a two hour cut scene is a transcendent experience.

 

[Hee]

That's not crucifixion, that's being strung up, getting crucified involves nails and a long slow, death.

Talking about ME3 and revenge, I liked that time when Shepard killed Kai Lang.

Laura (Abby) and Ashley (Ellie) are both on Critical Role, I feel that show cases their abilities.

That's definitely crucifixion, or at least a form of it. Your body weight is held by your arms, slowly asphyxiating you. You have to feebly push yourself up every now and again to not suffocate. It's done with nails if you want more initial pain, but if you want more long-form suffering, you tie them up. If they don't suffocate, they starve in agony.

 

[CatharticShitHead]

I feel legitimately terrible for Laura Bailey. She used to voice Lucina from Fire Emblem (aka the canon Boss from Saints Row 3 and 4 as far as I'm concerned) and now has to do mocap for gay tranny sex for some soy-filled pervert to jack off to. What a journey.

I just realized that the dude fucking Abby is Neil Druckmann. Neil also made it impossible to shoot decorations in the level, including the Torah and Jewish paraphilia. And he put himself as a trading card and comic book character in the game called Doctor Uckmann.

The amount of Self Fellatio is fucking real bros.

 

[Cyber Floyd]

I and a few others helped pay to have it pre-ordered for my normie co-worker who is genuinely excited for it. The conditions are he cant read reviews or leaks, and has to give us a review.

Hes black and isnt woke and despises the alphabet people.

Worth.

Even as a joke I don't think I would wish what I just watched on my worst enemy. That streamable link had me laughing and crying at the same time.

 

[Fougaro]

I’m hearing that the gay sex scene was directly copied from brokeback mountain, is this true?

The Last of Us Part II: Wokeback Mountain.