Plagued Waifu culture - Cartoon fuckpillows and the men (and women) who love them

[Lemon Bread]

Also, speaking of the Monika waifuists.... this SuperSuchti guy doesn't really do anything to cause any drama or anything that makes me want to A-Log him yet, but what is up with his over-the-top, fake/cutesy, sweetness?

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He seems like he'd have people buried in his yard IRL or something. Idk man, weird.

Fake positivity, and also the typical Redditspeak. The low-effort owo-speak internet comment roleplay brings me back to 2010s DeviantART.

Does this mean that there's gonna be "become your waifu" hypno videos in the future? Because god damn I can't wait for that shit to reach r/w.

There's always the anime girl subliminal videos. You can now gain fluency in Japanese by watching a weeb's Youtube slideshow.

 

[Souji Tendou]

There's always the anime girl subliminal videos. You can now gain fluency in Japanese by watching a weeb's Youtube slideshow.

神聖なたわごと、私は今、かわいいデス日本の女の子になり、永遠にワイフと一緒にいることができます!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Genshin Impact Player]

Well, from what it seems one of the many, many Monika "waifuists" (as if they can even be called that, she's the community tricycle) is finally realizing the truth about her...

 

[Tism the Return]

Well, from what it seems one of the many, many Monika "waifuists" (as if they can even be called that, she's the community tricycle) is finally realizing the truth about her...

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It's because she doesn't exist you stupid fuck

I know, I know. It's just that something about this munchkin posting a long paragraph that can be easily answered baffles me.

 

[Mooger Meng]

I keep glancing over this thread's title too quickly and reading it as Wakfu Culture.

I'm surprised its fandom hasn't gotten this bad yet. I guess being a French production has something to do with it.

 

[Dick Justice]

I keep glancing over this thread's title too quickly and reading it as Wakfu Culture.

I'm surprised its fandom hasn't gotten this bad yet. I guess being a French production has something to do with it.

For how remarkably insular the French net culture is I'd bet 2:1 odds that we just don't know about them.

 

[Kekyoin1488]

lel

 

[Chai Latte]

I just remembered that there's someone on the subreddit whose waifu is Mr Bump from the Mr Men series. I scrolled through their profile and encountered this:

I'm slightly disturbed.

On another note, here's Nycteris lying again, saying she turned down a marriage proposal from a millionaire.

No millionaire would want to marry (or even interact with) a self-proclaimed paranormal investigator who gives off intense chuuni vibes.

Also, there is another Jack/Raiden waifuist in the subreddit.

Spoiler: Their intro post

 

[Fake-n-Gay]

I just remembered that there's someone on the subreddit whose waifu is Mr Bump from the Mr Men series. I scrolled through their profile and encountered this:
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I'm slightly disturbed.

Had to look up that series, what the actual fuck?

 

[BanyaHat]

I just remembered that there's someone on the subreddit whose waifu is Mr Bump from the Mr Men series. I scrolled through their profile and encountered this:
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I'm slightly disturbed.

I honestly have no commentary other than that the mental image this post provided me is fucking hilarious and made my day.

Nycteris lying again, saying she turned down a marriage proposal from a millionaire.

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No millionaire would want to marry (or even interact with) a self-proclaimed paranormal investigator who gives off intense chuuni vibes.

Also, there is another Jack/Raiden waifuist in the subreddit.

Spoiler: Their intro post

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The pathological lying is getting ridiculous with her, it's like she so desperately wants to appear like she's the world's protagonist. Imagine turning down $1,000,000 over a fictional crush though, lmao.

Also I'm excited to see another Raiden waifuist on there since bringthestormwithme got chased away. She seems comparatively normal, and oh god she's really fucking going to get stalked and shit-talked on Discord by a chuuni Wiccan mallgoth who claims to be a decade older than her, isn't she?

EDIT: I just ran through the girl's profile to see if maybe she was a troll. Nope, she's legit, posts on Metal Gear fandom subreddits (which Nycteris never does, lol), and she has a 2 year old account.

 

[Thith]

Also I'm excited to see another Raiden waifuist on there since bringthestormwithme got chased away. She seems comparatively normal, and oh god she's really fucking going to get stalked and shit-talked on Discord by a chuuni Wiccan mallgoth who claims to be a decade older than her, isn't she?

EDIT: I just ran through the girl's profile to see if maybe she was a troll. Nope, she's legit, posts on Metal Gear fandom subreddits (which Nycteris never does, lol), and she has a 2 year old account.

God, I can just imagine her obsessively combing through this poor girl’s post history trying to freak her out. Bringthestormwithme even got death threats from Nyx, I’m surprised the mods haven’t banned her yet.

 

[Chai Latte]

MushKinPuff has a carrd/crd/one of those customisable info pages, containing more of his delusion and fantasy life.
mushkinpuff.crd.co

Spoiler: Archive links

Main page
Fictofamily
Friendfus
Others
Triggers

Spoiler: His 'triggers' page is really something to behold

 

[Lemon Bread]

I just remembered that there's someone on the subreddit whose waifu is Mr Bump from the Mr Men series. I scrolled through their profile and encountered this:
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I'm slightly disturbed.

On another note, here's Nycteris lying again, saying she turned down a marriage proposal from a millionaire.

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No millionaire would want to marry (or even interact with) a self-proclaimed paranormal investigator who gives off intense chuuni vibes.

Also, there is another Jack/Raiden waifuist in the subreddit.

Spoiler: Their intro post

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I'm hyped for something that isn't videogames for once. Someone, anyone, please keep us updating on if there's any drama between the new person and the mall goth we all loathe.

Also, there truly is no limits to human sexuality, but seeing as I was once part of that club...not much room to talk. It's like a safety trampoline for the new generation of the socially awkward and the mentally ill, but the firemen holding it then escort you off to a cult much worse than being a normal amount of weird and single. What normal person would ever want to be near a waifuist? You sacrifice your friends, family approval, and for what? A bandaid for not being appealing to anyone.

I still assert that the Pulsating Rod magazine quote is the funniest thing to ever come out of gaming journalism.

Spoiler: Pulsating Rod Explanation

MushKinPuff has a carrd/crd/one of those customisable info pages. It's quite hilarious.
mushkinpuff.crd.co

Spoiler: Archive links

Main page
Fictofamily
Friendfus
Others
Triggers

Spoiler: His 'triggers' page is really something to behold

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Imagine having to fake your friend group as a bunch of super-cool Pokeyman-Pershit characters because you lack anything near a friend group outside of your computer monitor.

And to Mushkinpuff and the Monika waifuist from earlier, I only have a few words of advice;

Spoiler: In the anime girl format they understand, of course!

 

[Brain.exe]

Imagine having to fake your friend group as a bunch of super-cool Pokeyman-Pershit characters because you lack anything near a friend group outside of your computer monitor.

You'd be surprised.

Spoiler: The harem's newest member!

Of course, it's expected that he'd choose someone with similar... tastes.

Spoiler: She's pretty much fictional, I swear!

 

[Peppa Pig]

Spoiler: The harem's newest member!

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Reminder this is what this retard who thinks he’s Joker looks like.

I would bet they don't know each other in person and he found this girl in some other discord. Mushkinpuff looks like he reeks of BO and cheese. A girl would need rock-bottom self esteem to like this dude back after seeing that mug, kinfag connection or not.
Maybe that's why he kins Joker, if he goes around pretending to be a hot gentlemanly guy instead of the pillow carrying creep he is, maybe people will like him more.

 

[BanyaHat]

Some more Reddit content, but not from our usual community... There's some worthwhile drama happening on r/relationship_advice right now, even after the original thread got deleted.

https://www.removeddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/haq3g9/my_bf_called_out_a_video_game_characters_name/

https://www.removeddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/haxwfl/ops_boyfriend_calls_out_the_name_of_a_video_game/

It reads a bit like shitty fiction for the sake of Reddit karma, but I wonder who the character is. Sounds like more DDLC or Kawata Shoujo bullshit.

 

[Brain.exe]

More weird shit from the r9k thread.

Apparently their Mikotofag has two biological children. He sees them somewhat regularly and makes them watch anime as well.

It wouldn't be a true waifu community if someone didn't get feelings for another waifufag. Though this one developed feelings for a literal fishfucker.

Of course, you can't forget the schizophrenic Australian Charafag. Here he is arguing with himself.
Apparently the "\" represents his Chara tulpa talking, and the "/" is his selfinsert, an 11cm tall tulpa of Madotsuki, named Variable.
He's admitted to attacking his mother with a knife and raping his girlfriend.
I don't think anything can top this though.

 

[Lemon Bread]

You'd be surprised.

Spoiler: The harem's newest member!

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Of course, it's expected that he'd choose someone with similar... tastes.

Spoiler: She's pretty much fictional, I swear!

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I would bet they don't know each other in person and he found this girl in some other discord. Mushkinpuff looks like he reeks of BO and cheese. A girl would need rock-bottom self esteem to like this dude back after seeing that mug, kinfag connection or not.
Maybe that's why he kins Joker, if he goes around pretending to be a hot gentlemanly guy instead of the pillow carrying creep he is, maybe people will like him more.

Oh my fucking god, there's no way. This could end up being a redemption arc, but knowing Mush's history, I highly doubt it. And speaking of which...I'm going to point out first that none of these lasted over about a year, maybe one did.
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More weird shit from the r9k thread.

Apparently their Mikotofag has two biological children. He sees them somewhat regularly and makes them watch anime as well.

It wouldn't be a true waifu community if someone didn't get feelings for another waifufag. Though this one developed feelings for a literal fishfucker.

Of course, you can't forget the schizophrenic Australian Charafag. Here he is arguing with himself.
Apparently the "\" represents his Chara tulpa talking, and the "/" is his selfinsert, an 11cm tall tulpa of Madotsuki, named Variable.
He's admitted to attacking his mother with a knife and raping his girlfriend.
I don't think anything can top this though.

First of all, I can only pity the mother of those two poor children. Imagine being married to an ok, but rather introverted man, and then one thing happens or another and you're divorced and he's now dating an anime character.

Second of all, does fictional fish pussy smell like fish pussy, or just human pussy? Either way it smells like fish. Also, if you fall for someone on /r9k/, you should be forced into therapy to repair your obvious lack of self-esteem, self-respect, dignity, and having a waifu in the first place.

Third of all...

 

[Thith]

Looks like Mushkinpuff’s e-gf has arrived. I’m sure this can only go well. Is he doing this to introduce her to his other two gfs that he will totally never ever lose feelings for in less than a year?

Can’t even remember what she’s apologizing for, but from searching her it looks like she committed the sin of talking bad about pillow-huggers.
Imagine sleeping in the same bed as this disgusting man child, with Marnie and Kasumi body pillows flanking you...

 

[Brain.exe]

I’m sure this can only go well.

Given their... kinnections as he calls it, I wouldn't be surprised if this shit ends up like the Final Fantasy house.